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Chapter 19

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Only then did Bai Lu suddenly realize!

"Zhang Yang! Are you looking for death! You're the pig!"

Bai Lu swung her delicate fist, and Zhang Yang hurriedly parried.

The audience in the livestream was dumbfounded; this Zhang Yang is a bit showy.

"Who the hell said Brother Yang is a straight man? This set of coaxing techniques is unrivaled!"

"Brother Yang is truly a role model for our generation! This move is too slick! Bai Lu's defenses are completely broken!"

"For the first question, why did I think of 'Shaqi Ma' (silly riding a horse)! Would I be sentenced to death for that!"

"To the person above, my first reaction was also 'Shaqi Ma', is there any hope for me?"

"To the person above, you're clearly a single dog!"

…………

The two were in the car, so Bai Lu didn't dare to be too reckless, just putting on a show.

"I'm not a pig, you are!"

The previous anger had long been thrown to the nine heavens by Bai Lu!

"Okay! Then I'll ask you another question, and you'll know it's not your pig!"

Zhang Yang smirked.

"Fine! Ask away! I'll prove it to you!"

Bai Lu agreed without hesitation.

This damn competitive spirit!

"Listen carefully: if pig is A, cat is B, dog is !, then what is cat?"

"B!"

Bai Lu said without thinking; who are you looking down on?

"Dog!"

"!"

"Pig!"

"A!"

"Pig!"*

"A!"*

……………

"Ahhh! Zhang Yang! I'm going to kill you! I'm not a pig!"

Bai Lu realized she had been tricked again!

"Hahaha, just admit it! Little Pig Bai!"

Zhang Yang couldn't stop laughing!

They hadn't been playing around for long when the car stopped.

They had reached their destination.

PS: Brothers and sisters! Begging for flowers and ratings for everything!

After getting out of the car, led by Ms. Wang, Zhang Yang and Bai Lu arrived at the Meituan contact point.

It was almost eleven o'clock, the busiest time for delivery riders, so the station was relatively quiet.

Only a brand-new little electric scooter was parked on the side of the road; this should be his exclusive ride for the day.

Thinking of the ultimate drifting technique rewarded by the system yesterday, he wondered if this little electric scooter could drift.

The two put on the yellow delivery uniforms, truly "donning the yellow robe" and becoming a formal delivery boy and delivery girl.

"Lulu, you wear this helmet with rabbit ears, it's cuter; I'll wear this helmet with a propeller!"

Zhang Yang thoughtfully helped Bai Lu put on her helmet.

"People say clothes make the man, but looking at you in the Meituan uniform today, I suddenly find this uniform quite good-looking!"

"Thank you!"

Bai Lu felt a bit embarrassed and shy.

After simple training from the station boss, the two were officially on the job!

[Ding-dong! A new Meituan delivery order!]

A ringtone came from the phone on the electric scooter.

Zhang Yang and Bai Lu looked at each other.

Work is here!

One was working for the first time in their life, the other was delivering food for the first time.

It was inevitable to feel a bit excited!

"The location is... Huacheng Avenue... Fortune Building Building A..."

This first order was a big one, showing ten work meals.

This is good luck, a great start!

"My concubine! Get on! I will take you to see the empire I have conquered for you."

Zhang Yang straddled the electric scooter and shouted to Bai Lu with a smile.

"Alright, Your Majesty, your concubine is coming! Wait, why am I not the Empress, but a Noble Consort!"

Bai Lu smiled sweetly and cooperatively sat behind Zhang Yang.

"Isn't the Noble Consort the one the Emperor dotes on most in TV dramas? The Empress is just a representative of the mother of the world!"

"That's about right, wait! Are you trying to learn from the Emperor and have beauties in both arms?"

"Hehe, the Emperor has three thousand beauties, that's more than just having them in both arms! A man's ultimate dream!"

"Hiss...! Bai Lu! Why are you pinching me!"

"Pah! Scumbag!"

"I was just thinking about it!"

"No, even thinking about it is not allowed!"

"Alright, then hold on tight...!"

"Ah!"

Zhang Yang twisted the throttle hard, and the electric scooter flew out like a sharp arrow!

This startled Bai Lu behind him, and she hugged Zhang Yang's waist tightly.

Zhang Yang suddenly felt a soft sensation on his back!

He swore!

This was definitely not intentional!

The following camera crew was also stunned by Zhang Yang's move and hurriedly had people chase from behind.

"Zhang Yang! Don't drive too fast! There's no footage!"

………

This scene made the audience in the livestream laugh out loud!

"Hahaha, hilarious! These two are role-playing, they've really gotten into character!"

"Donning the yellow robe, it seems there's a bit of imperial aura!"

"'I will take you to see the empire I have conquered for you'—that's really not bad! So much boyfriend power MAX!"

"Didn't they just argue earlier? They made up so fast? Unscientific!"

"You don't understand, our Lulu is just that easy to coax, she never holds a grudge!"

"Three thousand beauties in the harem! It is indeed a man's ultimate dream!"

…………

At this moment

Zhang Yang had already picked up the food and was riding the electric scooter, navigating to the destination.

Bai Lu behind him was holding a sports camera to film; the camera crew that had been following behind had long been left miles away by Zhang Yang.

"Brother Yang! Why are you riding so fast! The camera crew can't keep up!"

Feeling the wind and speed of the electric scooter, Bai Lu felt extremely excited!

"Pfft! That's nothing; if I were serious, they wouldn't even see my taillights. Do you want me to perform a drift around a corner on this electric scooter?"

"Don't, there are thousands of roads, safety is the first priority, there are so many people on the road now."

Bai Lu rejected Zhang Yang's proposal.

This made Zhang Yang a bit disappointed; he really wanted to try the ultimate drifting technique rewarded by the system!

Anything with wheels can drift!

This electric scooter definitely wouldn't have a problem!

Soon, the two arrived at their destination, the Fortune Building.

These office buildings don't allow delivery riders to enter, so Zhang Yang had to call and contact someone to come down to pick up the food.

"Brother Yang! Do you think if I didn't enter the entertainment industry, I would be working in these high-rise buildings!"

Bai Lu looked up at the surrounding high-rises, her eyes full of longing for a white-collar life.

"Hehe, you think everyone working up there is a white-collar worker? Most of them are ordinary wage earners; they look glamorous on the outside, but their monthly salary might only be a few thousand yuan, most of them can't even compare to us delivery riders!"

Zhang Yang ruthlessly shattered Bai Lu's fantasy.

"Eh..., Brother Yang is truly a sober person in this world! I used to be one of the people in these high-rises; others saw me working in the CBD looking glamorous, but only I knew the bitterness behind it!"

"Really poked by Brother Yang, working hard as a delivery rider can earn over ten thousand a month, which is better than most professions!"

…………

Soon, several men and women came out of the building, all dressed in suits and leather shoes.

"Zhang Yang! Is it really you? Brother Yang, you're my idol!"

One of the boys immediately recognized Zhang Yang.

This made Zhang Yang a bit surprised; he actually had fans?

"Ahhh...! It's really Zhang Yang!"

The others also recognized Zhang Yang and covered their mouths.

"Brother Yang! When will 'Love Like Fire' be released?"

"Brother Yang! Are you really a straight man?"

"Brother Yang! Do you think Bai Lu looks good when she smiles?"

………

Zhang Yang's face darkened; kid, are you being polite?

"Eh, why don't I see Bai Lu? Are you guys not filming together today?"

Bai Lu on the side felt a bit jealous; she had been there for so long and they hadn't noticed.

She had debuted for so long, yet she couldn't compare to the undeployed Zhang Yang; this was too embarrassing!

"That's the staff over there, right? Can you help us take a group photo?"

"Hehe, can I refuse?"

Bai Lu moved the sports camera in her hand away, revealing her true face!

"Ah... it's Bai Bai Mengyan!"

"Milky skin Bai Bai Mengyan...!"

These were true fans, "Deer Antlers"!

Bai Lu was so scared she hurriedly stepped forward to cover the girl's mouth; she didn't want to continue this social death!

"Don't shout slogans, I'll let you go, okay!"

The girl nodded frantically in agreement.

"Ahhh! Lulu, I love you so much, I didn't expect to meet you, can we take a photo together!"

Zhang Yang noticed that the crowd of onlookers seemed to be getting larger, so after taking photos with them, he took Bai Lu and drove away, heading to the next location.

Cheers came from behind!

"Milky skin Bai Bai Mengyan, peerless beauty Bai Bai Mengyan, celestial maiden descended to earth Bai Bai Mengyan!"

The enthusiasm of the "Deer Antlers" almost caused Bai Lu to socially die on the spot!

"Ahhh, it's over, please let me go, this meme is never going away!"

Bai Lu sighed helplessly.

Zhang Yang laughed wickedly.

Bai Lu pinched Zhang Yang's back lightly!

"Hmph! Even you are laughing at me!"

"How about I teach you a way to stop you from socially dying!"

"Really? What way?"

Bai Lu was pleasantly surprised!

"Just as Mr. Xun said, what does your 'catching Zhou Zhou Shuren' have to do with me, Lu Xun? You have to hold onto a belief: I am Bai Lu, what does your 'Bai Bai Mengyan' have to do with me?"

"Uh..., I don't have the realm of Mr. Xun! Is this the way you thought of!"

Bai Lu was suddenly speechless!

Zhang Yang thought for a moment and said.

"There is one more ultimate way, it will definitely work!"

"What way!"

"Why don't you endure it, this life will pass very quickly! Hahaha!"

"Zhang Yang!"

Bai Lu raised her delicate fist and pounded on Zhang Yang's back.

What kind of ghost way is this!

The livestream room burst into laughter!

PS: During the new book period, begging for all data, brothers and sisters!

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