Chapter 193

The WeChat message came from the very customer who was a huge pain.

Sending three messages in a row, it seemed the situation was urgent.

But he was almost about to catch the princess; he couldn't let everyone down!

How could he bow down for five pecks of rice?!

He replied immediately.

"Wait a moment, coming right away!!"

Then, instead of stopping, the delivery guy's pace actually quickened!

What the hell!!!

This startled Zhang Yang; are delivery riders this good nowadays?

Zhang Yang edited another message and sent it out.

This time, it scared the delivery guy into a cold sweat!

"Return immediately! Otherwise, a negative review!"

These few words were worth their weight in gold!

A negative review had a huge impact on a rider.

It was directly tied to his own income!

This made the delivery guy completely calm down!!

In ancient times, General Yue was recalled by twelve golden plaques; now, he was recalled by four WeChat messages.

This shouldn't be too much, right!!

As for romantic pursuits like chasing a princess, let others handle that!

Thinking of this.

The delivery guy's pace began to slow down, and his breathing gradually became ragged!

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Turning back to see the delivery guy's speed slowing down, Zhang Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief!

Trying to talk to him nicely didn't work, so he had to use the ultimate weapon of a negative review!

He had worked as a Meituan delivery rider for a day, so he could be considered a former rider!

He knew how much a negative review affected a rider.

This was simply a sure-fire win!

The people in the livestream.

Also noticed something was wrong immediately.

【Zhang Yang! Are you even capable? Why are you so weak!】

【Why are you so lacking in stamina? Does Bai Lu know about this?】

【Haha, I'm dying of laughter! There are millions of people in the livestream now, and everyone knows you're no good!】

【We gave you a chance, but you're useless!】

【Being fierce as a man is useless; the most important thing is stamina!】

【No! Only children make choices; I want it all, both fierce and long-lasting!】

【This is a seasoned driver! Drifting through the corners, right!】

At this moment, the delivery guy could only pretend to be panting,

putting on a show of being completely unable to run anymore.

In his heart, he kept apologizing to Zhang Yang, this troublesome customer.

Big brother! I'm really sorry!

If it weren't for this, I wouldn't have any other excuse to stop.

I believe in you! You can definitely do it!

I wish you a golden spear that never falls, seven times a night~!

In the blink of an eye,

Zhang Yang's figure had disappeared around the corner!

The panting two-dimensional fans behind could only watch helplessly, with no other options.

Could this princess run that well?

Could she really be a professional track athlete performing a crossover?

That's a bit ridiculous!

In the end, everyone could only sigh deeply, their faces full of disappointment!

The princess had finally gotten away!

It was just like in the fairy tale of Cinderella!

Once the time was up, Cinderella would disappear!

At least Cinderella left behind a glass slipper.

But the princess before them hadn't even left a single hair!

Oh! That's not right!

She seemed to have left behind a divine song, "Elysium"!

After Zhang Yang fled the scene,

he ducked into an empty restroom and quickly changed out of the women's clothing.

At the same time, Zhang Yang discovered.

This set of women's clothing was just a one-time item and could not be reused after use.

This made Zhang Yang breathe an even bigger sigh of relief!

Damn!!

If he had brought this set of women's clothing back, who knows if one day he might be tempted to wear it!

After all, there are only zero times and countless times for cross-dressing!

Now that it could be destroyed directly, it was exactly what he wanted!

After dealing with the women's clothing, Zhang Yang went to meet up with the delivery guy.

"Boss, boss! You're finally back!"

"I came back as soon as I got your message, what about the negative review?"

As soon as he saw Zhang Yang appear, the delivery guy ran over with a smile.

Zhang Yang nodded and said, "I know, let's stick to what we discussed; I'll give you a five-star review and a tip!"

The delivery guy took off the Obito mask and said with a laugh, "Then thank you, boss. No need for the tip; this job was very easy today, I basically got to play around for free."

Seeing that the delivery guy was acting as if he hadn't left, he realized he was afraid he would go back on his word.

Zhang Yang had no choice but to complete the five-star review in front of him.

Only then did the delivery guy say with a joyful face, "Boss, then I'll go change out of this costume for you."

"Wait a second, delivery guy! This costume is yours to keep!"

Zhang Yang quickly called out to him.

"Ah?!"

The delivery guy was stunned!

He never expected Zhang Yang to give him this costume.

He roughly knew that this COS costume wouldn't be cheap!

But the delivery guy quickly figured it out.

Looking at how generous this troublesome customer was, he was probably a rich second-generation kid, the type who didn't lack money.

"Then thank you, boss. I wish you a golden spear that never falls, seven times a night!"

After saying this, the delivery guy turned and left!

But the delivery guy had guessed wrong!

Although Zhang Yang didn't lack money, he wasn't a rich second-generation kid; he was a completely self-made rich first-generation!

Being generous today was because he had the full support of the generous benefactor Wang Yu!

This blessing left Zhang Yang completely stunned on the spot!

Why is this delivery guy so strange!

I'm already like that, do I need your blessing!

After watching the delivery guy walk away, Zhang Yang started the livestream again!

In an instant, the livestream was flooded with overwhelming comments!

【Waited until the flowers withered, you're finally back!】

【Eh! Why did you change back into regular clothes? Where's Uchiha Obito?】

【Zhang Yang! Besides having weak kidneys, are you also constipated?】

【Never expected that even someone as excellent as Emperor Yang would have these male problems!】

【This is a disease; for the sake of Bai Lu's future life, this needs to be treated!】

Looking at the comments scrolling on the screen.

Zhang Yang's face gradually began to look unpleasant.

Damn it!

In just the time it took for one song, he had become the "Weak-Kidney Young Master"!

Recalling the delivery guy's various behaviors earlier.

And the final wish for him to have a golden spear that never falls, seven times a night!

Zhang Yang understood the whole thing in an instant!

Holy crap!

He suddenly felt like he was a pure, huge sucker!

More importantly, he couldn't even explain it; now he had to swallow the bitter fruit himself!

"Heh!! None of that is true!"

"The reason I couldn't run earlier was because I didn't sleep well last night, so I wasn't in good condition!"

At this moment, Zhang Yang could only explain casually.

【Heh! We're all men, we all understand!】

【Haha! Not sleeping well? I remember you didn't get up until after 10 today!】

【What you're saying is exactly the same as what my husband says; whenever it's time for 'homework', he always says he's not in good condition!】

【My husband is the same!! Are all you men the same!】

【Heh! How could that be? What kind of truth are you guys spouting!】

【Ah?! What are you guys talking about? Does 'homework' require a certain condition?】

【Uh, they're talking about household chores, not the kind of homework teachers assign, right?】

【Then they are too weak; I do household chores every day, what's so hard about that?!】

【Holy crap!! A tough guy has appeared! Is this the legendary nightly singing and dancing?!】

【Uh, may I ask, what kind of household chores do you do!】

【Sweeping, washing dishes, mopping, etc. Isn't this standard across the country?】

【Uh, that's a fair point!】

【Damn it!!! A talent!!】

【Holy crap!! Awesome!!】

Seeing the increasingly ridiculous comments, Zhang Yang didn't dwell on the "condition" issue.

Instead, he quickly diverted everyone's attention!

"Today, after showing you so many beautiful cosplayers and such wonderful performances, now I'll take you to see something even more exciting!! Hehe!!"

This trick was very effective!

It instantly diverted the attention of everyone in the livestream!

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— Author's Notes —

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PS: Seeking monthly tickets, seeking full subscriptions, thank you all!