Chapter 2

Zhang Yang answered without a second thought.

After all, it was because he had suffered the bitterness of love in his past life that he came to this world; he had no intention of repeating the same mistake in this lifetime.

"What do you mean? Just a moment ago, your criteria for a significant other were just that she be female and alive. How could there be no one suitable?"

The Female Director continued to press him.

"I can't handle the bitterness of love; women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!"

Hearing Zhang Yang's answer, the Female Director felt as if ten thousand grass-mud horses were galloping through her heart.

Why doesn't this guy play by the rules!

What kind of ghost answers are these!

"Last question: is there anything you'd like to say to the audience?"

The Female Director skipped directly to the final question; she felt that if she kept asking, she wouldn't be able to control herself.

"Hmm, a piece of advice, perhaps."

"Wise men do not enter the river of love; adults get foot massages!"

Zhang Yang thought for a moment, then looked earnestly into the camera.

At this moment, the Female Director felt as if she had been struck by lightning!

What the hell is this?

Just hurry up! Let it all be destroyed!

At this time, the live stream chat was even more chaotic!

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter! This line is absolute gold!"

"I just want to know which massage package he's talking about, or !"

"What a pity for such a handsome face, how did it grow such a mouth!"

"Is Zhang Yang really here to fall in love, or does it feel like he's here for a free meal?"

"A proper 'steel-straight' man, straight through and through!"

"I don't know which female guest will be unlucky enough to be with him for a month!"

……………

Meanwhile, the van arrived at the destination, Jinghong Teahouse.

Zhang Yang pushed the door open and entered.

Jinghong Teahouse was a small, antique-style teahouse, and the entire venue had been rented out by the production team.

Inside, only one white, graceful figure was waiting!

Even Zhang Yang couldn't help but feel a little nervous; this was his first date in this world!

He couldn't help but be curious about what the other person looked like.

Bai Bai Mengyan! Bai Lu!

With exquisite, soft features and a fresh appearance, she made Zhang Yang's eyes light up.

What a beauty!

But it was actually not Yang Mi, Reba, or Liu Liu Tianxian—the standard trio for transmigrators!

This was somewhat unscientific!

However, Zhang Yang was very satisfied; Bai Lu was a very pleasing beauty even when she wasn't smiling.

With only the two of them left in the teahouse, Bai Lu easily recognized Zhang Yang as her romantic partner, and her eyes lit up involuntarily.

One word: handsome!

He was even more handsome than the heartthrobs she had worked with before!

The moment their gazes met in the air, a pleasant sound rang out in Zhang Yang's mind.

"Ding!"

Zhang Yang reacted immediately!

Damn it! The system is finally here!

Isn't this a bit late?

PS: The new book is setting sail, I hope everyone will support it!

[Host has successfully activated the Love System. This system comes in two versions; please make your choice!]

[Version: Simp System: As long as you simp fast enough, other simps won't be able to make a move!]

[Version: True Colors of a Man System: Life is already so difficult, just be yourself and highlight the true character of a man!]

Countdown seconds!

"……………"

[True Colors of a Man System binding complete!]

In less than three seconds, Zhang Yang made his choice!

This didn't require any consideration at all.

After all, simps don't get a happy ending!

[Host bound to True Colors of a Man, issuing Newbie Gift Package.]

. Walking : Your live singing is like lossless audio quality; listening to it will make people pregnant!

. All-Type Instrument Proficiency (Beginner): A tool for showing off, a weapon for slaying goddesses!

. Mobile Golden Song Library: A divine skill essential for plagiarism, you deserve to have it!

Damn! So his golden finger was a Love System!

At this moment, Zhang Yang regretted his past, having wasted several years of his youth.

If he had known this, he would have gone to date long ago!

God knows how much hair he lost just to copy books over the past few years.

"Ahhh... the little brother's partner is actually Bai Lu!"

"Goddess Bai Lu, don't be deceived by Zhang Yang's appearance; this guy has a poisonous tongue!"

"Goddess, run! This guy is a mama's boy and a 'steel-straight' man!"

"As a 'Deer Antler' (fan), I officially oppose this pairing!"

"I think it's pretty good, a funny girl paired with a 'steel-straight' man!"

"My wife Bai Mengyan is not a funny girl, she is a goddess!"

"To the guy above, do you want me to pee on your head to wake you up!"

"Let me go first, my urine is yellow!"

…….

With the appearance of Bai Lu, the audience in the live stream became even more enthusiastic, though most were Bai Lu's fans.

After all, besides being handsome, Zhang Yang was just an ordinary person.

After the two sat down.

Zhang Yang introduced himself in a poised and generous manner.

"Hello, my name is Zhang Yang, from Huaxia."

"Height; Weight: KG."

"Ethnicity: Han; Age: ; Unmarried; Political status: League member. Hobbies: reading, watching movies, playing games."

"Graduated from Huaxia Qingmu University, Department of Chinese Literature; freelancer, no car, no house, living with parents."

Bai Lu was stunned by Zhang Yang's deadpan self-introduction. Is this a job interview or a blind date?

But beauty is justice, and it's the same for both men and women!

Zhang Yang's looks appealed to both men and women.

Even though Bai Lu had worked with many handsome men, the Zhang Yang before her still made her feel he was handsome.

She couldn't help but reveal her cute tiger teeth and extended her small hand.

"My name is Bai Lu, I am an actress, very happy to meet you."

Zhang Yang also subconsciously reached out and gave a light shake of Bai Lu's soft, boneless hand.