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Chapter 245

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Huh?!

The system was active at this time!

This made Zhang Yang pleasantly surprised!

【Ding! A real man dares to challenge the impossible and face a bleak life head-on!】

【Reward is being randomly drawn...】

Damn!!

Challenging the impossible is fine, but let's skip the "facing a bleak life head-on" part!

This gave Zhang Yang another ominous premonition!

He couldn't help but mutter: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Amitabha, Brother Su, Amen, Allah..."

Perhaps the various masters had received Zhang Yang's prayers.

This time, the drawing took a little longer than usual.

Could there be a surprise?!

Was his luck finally turning around?!

【Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Master-level Parkour skill! (Climbing windows and jumping off buildings is a breeze; you never have to use the front door to visit a girl's house again)】

Parkour?!!!

Parkour is a trendy extreme sport that is sweeping the globe.

It is a movement art that uses cities and streets as the sports area, relying solely on one's own instincts to navigate any environment more quickly, effectively, and reliably.

This urban street scene—isn't that exactly what this is right now?!

Parkour could come in very handy!

This made Zhang Yang exceptionally happy, and he quickly thanked those masters in the sky!

With his super physique, combined with Master-level Parkour, wouldn't he just take off directly!

In an instant!

Basic landing, rolling, landing roll, fish-dive roll, cat crawl, side-hand railing grab, fast wall climb, wall-run jump, moon walk, cat leap, wind-flag...

Countless parkour technical movements flooded into Zhang Yang's mind like a tide.

Not only did his brain learn them, but his body also learned them!

It was as if he had practiced for over a decade; every movement was perfected!

This was simply perfect!

Now with parkour, it was like adding wings to a tiger!

However, to successfully escape this encirclement, he still had to choose a target.

Otherwise, if he just wasted time here with them, he would be at their mercy once his stamina ran out.

He looked at the surrounding locations on the map.

A flash of joy crossed Zhang Yang's eyes; he already had a plan in mind!

He had originally wanted to call the production team to pick him up, but now he didn't need to.

At this moment.

Three uninvited guests suddenly broke into the stairwell.

"Hello! How are you guys doing!!"

Zhang Yang greeted them with a smile.

"Zhang..."

"Quick!! Quick!! I saw him, Zhang Yang is over here!"

"Don't run! You're already surrounded!!"

For a moment, the three of them were a bit flustered!

They hadn't expected to run into Zhang Yang under these circumstances!

Zhang Yang waved his hands at the three of them.

"Haha!! I'm leaving first! Let's talk after you catch up to me!"

After saying that, Zhang Yang walked upstairs.

This left the three of them very surprised!

Zhang Yang wasn't running outside, but instead going upstairs.

Wasn't that giving them a chance to catch a turtle in a jar?

"You guard the door here and wait for the main force; I'll chase after him first!"

One of them quickly regained his senses and gave instructions to the other two.

And so, the three of them split into two groups!

One group guarded the main entrance, waiting for the main force!

The other group continued to pursue Zhang Yang!

Soon!

The news that Zhang Yang had been forced into a building was sent back to the livestream.

The young man in the stream beamed, as if catching Zhang Yang was right before his eyes.

"Haha!! Zhang Yang, there's a path to heaven but you didn't take it; there's no gate to hell but you barged in!"

"Brothers! I have already seen the dawn of victory!"

"Zhang Yang wearing women's clothing and singing the *Great Compassion Mantra* is right before our eyes!!"

After saying that, the young man began to mobilize troops and head to the building.

In an instant.

Drones circled in the sky, shadows moved on the ground, and the entire building was surrounded!

At this time, the number of people in the livestream increased sharply, and it was bustling!

【Sigh! Zhang Yang made a bad move; now he has no way to fly away!】

Zhang Yang inside, listen up! You are completely surrounded! Surrender immediately!】

【Hahaha!! Now it's really catching a turtle in a jar!】

【Catching Zhang Yang is right before our eyes, brothers, keep it up!!】

【Damn!! I feel like I'm watching a blockbuster movie, it's instantly lit!!】

【Do you guys think Zhang Yang can still run away?!!】

【Haha!! Impossible, absolutely impossible!!】

In the livestream footage,

they were connected to the people tracking Zhang Yang, and various voices came through.

"Report!! Zhang Yang is on the fourth floor!"

"Report!! Zhang Yang is in the fifth-floor stairwell!!"

"Report!! Fifth-floor corridor!"

"Report!! We've surrounded Zhang Yang!!"

"Report..."

"Six-six!! Can this guy fly?!!!"

"There are six of us, and we can't even touch Zhang Yang's clothes!!"

"I'm stunned!! Zhang Yang is a martial arts master!!"

"Oh no! Zhang Yang is running to the sixth floor!!!!"

Hearing the chaotic sounds coming from the stream, everyone was dumbfounded!!

Is this human language?!!

They even said he's a martial arts master!!

Isn't this just a show effect? Isn't this just a plant?!

The livestream exploded instantly!!!

【????!!!】

【Damn! Are you guys selling dog meat under a sheep's head? We can't even see Zhang Yang's shadow right now!!】

【Is this a large-scale scam site? I'm going to call the police!】

【Where did you hire these actors? They're so lazy; do they think they're filming a martial arts movie!】

【I'm leaving! Leaving!! This is a pure waste of my time!!】

【So it was just clickbait; aren't you afraid Zhang Yang will sue you?】

Looking at the indignant comments, the young man was also on the verge of tears.

What is all this?!!

"Brothers, can you guys take it easy!"

"Damn!! This is too outrageous! Even I don't believe it!"

After a moment of silence,

a rustling sound came from the other side of the connection.

"Holy crap! It was really like seeing a ghost just now!"

"Zhang Yang did a backflip right in front of my eyes!"

"Damn! He even kicked the wall and took off directly!"

"He's as agile and fast as a cat; we can't catch him at all!!"

"Yes, yes, yes!!"

The voices coming from the other side made the young man's head spin!!

The more they talked, the more fantasy-like it became!

They were almost saying Zhang Yang was cultivating immortality!!

At this time, the people in the livestream were even more indignant!!

Many were clamoring to report the livestream!!

The young man couldn't take it anymore and used his ultimate move.

"If this isn't the real Zhang Yang in the stream, I'll livestream sticking my junk into a 3rd-speed electric fan!!"

The livestream went silent instantly!

After a long time.

【Holy crap! Brother, based on this courage alone, I believe you!!】

【Awesome!! I tried the 1st speed, and I almost died!! Rest in peace!】

【Haha! I'm still very interested in this stream!】

【Brother! Get your ice packs ready and call an ambulance in advance; you might be able to piece yourself back together!】

Seeing the number of people in the stream increasing instead of decreasing, the young man breathed a sigh of relief!

Damn!!!

The number of people wasn't the problem, but he couldn't let others think he was a liar!

The people of We Zibo value honesty and integrity!!

At this time,

news came from the line again!

"Holy crap!! This guy Zhang Yang can even pick locks!"

"I'm defeated!! The lock on the rooftop was picked by Zhang Yang with a wire!"

"Is this guy even human?!!!"

In an instant!!

Everyone was confused again!!

Is the person they're talking about still Zhang Yang?!!

A moment ago he knew martial arts, and now he knows how to pick locks?!

Are you chasing Zhang Yang, or a flying thief?!

At this point, even the young man in the stream fell into self-doubt; had he really chased the wrong person!

In an instant, the young man's face turned ashen!

"Everyone!! Is it okay if I stick it in the 2nd speed?"

The people in the livestream were dumbfounded!!

【???!!!!】

Just then, an excited voice came from the connection!!

"Zhang Yang! He appeared!! He's on the rooftop!!!"

The young man in the stream became excited instantly and immediately switched the view to the drone.

As the drone gradually approached, Zhang Yang's figure gradually became clear!!

"Zhang Yang!! Look!!"

"Is that Zhang Yang!!!"

At this moment! The young man in the stream broke down and roared!

"Damn!! My little brother is saved! Wuwuwu!!"

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