Chapter 278

Even if Zhang Yang has any dissatisfaction, he can only respond by writing a song.

This is the rule of the rap circle!

Even if Gai admits that Zhang Yang has some rap strength!

But I am the number one rapper in China!

There is no need to be afraid at all!!

If Zhang Yang dares to come, I'll make him eat hot pot base!

Love Cabin

Zhang Yang and Bai Lu met by chance in the living room!

"Why are you up?!"

Both said in unison!

But they both suppressed their voices, afraid of waking the sleeping Hu Ma.

"Me! I chatted on the livestream for too long, and now I'm hungry!"

"Me! I cried until I was tired, and I was also woken up by hunger!"

They looked at each other and smiled; they reached a consensus!

Before long, there was a bowl of instant snail noodles in front of them!

Sure enough!!

Snail noodles—once you have it once, there will be countless times!

At this moment, Zhang Yang, who was eating the noodles, had no idea that he had been targeted again!

But Zhang Yang wasn't afraid at all!

If they really dare to come, he'll make them kneel and call him 'Daddy'!

Early the next morning

Today is Sunday, and quite a few people gathered in the livestream room early in the morning.

It started getting lively early in the morning!

[Where are Zhang Yang and Bai Lu? Why haven't they started 'business' yet?!]

[I plan to watch the livestream all day today; it's too hot outside!]

[It's the same everywhere now; this life is given by the air conditioner, thanks to Miss Dong!]

[Why thank Miss Dong? This has nothing to do with Gree; the air conditioner was invented by the 'Father of Air Conditioning,' Willis Carrier...]

[Holy crap! Early in the morning! Are we getting such hard knowledge points already?!]

[Hmm? What is Hu Ma looking for?!]

[Don't know, Hu Ma has been looking in the living room for a while!]

[Holy crap!! Bai Lu and Zhang Yang, these two, have finally come online for business!]

[Wow wow! Bai Lu looks so cute with her sleepy eyes and messy hair!]

[How did they both wake up at the same time? This is too coincidental!]

[Ah ah ah ah!! Bai Lu bumped into Zhang Yang's arms; this is too shippable!]

[Officially starting today's portion of romance; I feel like these two are getting sweeter and sweeter!]

In the livestream:

Hu Ma was rummaging through cabinets in the living room, as if looking for something.

At this time, Bai Lu and Zhang Yang opened their bedroom doors at the same time.

The two rooms were originally facing each other.

The hallway, which wasn't big to begin with, couldn't accommodate two people.

They both opened their doors and walked out at the same time; Bai Lu suddenly lost her footing and bumped into the other's arms, and Zhang Yang subconsciously held her.

This plot, this action!

Isn't this a trope only found in idol TV dramas?!

At this moment! Both of them were stunned!

Neither of them expected the other to open the door at the same time, nor did they expect this situation to happen.

The livestream room instantly went into chaos!

[Holy crap!! Are these two acting for us? There really is such a cheesy trope!]

[I was wrong! What they act in TV dramas is real; I apologize to the TV dramas I've criticized!]

[Good thing!! They didn't kiss; otherwise, this would really be a scripted show!]

[Wuwuwu!! Are they handing out sugar early in the morning?!! My teeth hurt!]

[I actually want them to kiss; sweeten me to death!]

[I'll ask weakly, they haven't brushed their teeth, right?!]

[F*ck!! Get out!!!]

"Ahem!! You two are up?!"

Hu Ma looked at the two hugging with a face full of smiles.

If it weren't for something important, she wouldn't disturb these two who were currently 'electrified.'

"Mom?!"

"Hu Ma?!"

The two hurriedly let go of each other: "We..."

Hu Ma hurriedly waved her hand.

"Hehe! It's okay, I didn't see anything, but there's something important I need to tell you, otherwise I wouldn't disturb your intimacy."

Uh, uh, uh, uh!

Didn't you just say you didn't see anything?

Looking at the situation, explaining wouldn't help, so they were too lazy to continue explaining.

"Hmm?! What important thing?!"

Zhang Yang became a bit curious!

What kind of thing is worth his mom taking it so seriously?

Suddenly, Hu Ma's expression became a bit grave.

"Son! I found that there might be a dead rat in the living room, but I can't find it!"

"Ah!! A rat!!"

Bai Lu let out a scream and hid behind Zhang Yang!

This scream almost shattered Zhang Yang's eardrums.

Bai Lu's soprano was almost comparable to Zhou Shen's; this made Zhang Yang look at her with new eyes!

"I..."

Bai Lu poked her head out from behind Zhang Yang, sticking her tongue out a bit embarrassedly.

This made Zhang Yang a bit surprised!

This fearless Bai Lu actually had things she was afraid of.

But the important thing now was to find this dead rat.

"Mom, how did you discover the dead rat?"

Hu Ma sniffed and said:

"I smelled the dead rat in the living room, but I searched the whole living room and couldn't find its body."

"But there's no smell here; the smell is concentrated around the dining table in the living room!"

Zhang Yang couldn't help but frown; a rat would have been stinking for at least a few days.

Could it be that they didn't clean up properly the night before last?!

"Okay, I'll go take a look!"

After speaking, Zhang Yang walked toward the living room...

Bai Lu also followed closely behind Zhang Yang; it seemed the safest place right now was his back.

[Holy crap! What Hu Ma was looking for was actually a dead rat?!!]

[Ugh!! I can't take it!! I'm still eating breakfast!]

[This rat probably didn't even know it was on a livestream when it died!]

[Ugh, ugh! Program team, please censor this later; it's a bit physiological!]

[What's there to be surprised about? It's normal to have rats in the countryside.]

In the livestream:

The three returned to the living room.

Zhang Yang took a few fine sniffs of the air, and his expression became a bit strange.

There was indeed a strange odor in the air, a bit like a dead rat, but also inexplicably familiar.

He just couldn't remember for a moment what this smell was.

At this time, Bai Lu poked Zhang Yang's shoulder with a strange expression.

Zhang Yang turned to look at Bai Lu and asked: "Hmm? What's wrong? Did you find something new?!"

"Uh, uh!! Didn't you notice? This smell is clearly the smell of snail noodles!"

"We forgot to open the window when we ate last night, and the smell hasn't dissipated."

Only then did Zhang Yang react!

Holy crap!!!

No wonder the smell was so familiar; it was the smell of sour bamboo shoots!

But now everything was revealed!

"Mom, actually this smell isn't a dead rat; it's the smell of snail noodles! Bai Lu and I forgot to open the window when we ate last night!"

Hu Ma stared with wide eyes, seemingly unable to believe this fact.

"Really? Can things that smell like this really be eaten?!"

Bai Lu also smiled and explained from the side.

"Hu Ma, it's true! It's like stinky tofu; if it's not stinky, it's not authentic. How about I make you a pack to try? It's delicious!"

Hu Ma frowned and shook her head, refusing: "Better not! You two go wash up! I'll steam some dumplings for breakfast!"

After speaking, she nimbly ran to the kitchen, leaving the two of them looking at each other!

The livestream room also instantly became lively!

— Author's Notes —

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