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Chapter 284: Hehe! Knowing how to slaughter a pig and having slaughtered one are two completely different things!

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"Oink, oink, oink..."

The fat pig made snorting sounds, looking up and scanning its surroundings vigilantly.

Everyone around covered their mouths, not daring to make a sound, for fear of scaring the fat pig away!

If this fat pig got annoyed and ran off, it would be quite difficult to catch it back!

There were four or five people following far behind the fat pig,

They were surrounding it from all directions, cutting off its escape route.

Standing in the center was a burly man with a long stick, his black apron clearly indicating his identity as the butcher for this occasion.

At this time, Bai Lu looked at the butcher, then at Zhang Yang.

The real butcher in front of her matched the impression of a butcher in her mind!

Zhang Yang?!

How could he possibly know how to slaughter a pig?!

He's just a keyboard warrior, right!

"Hmm?! What are you looking at?!"

Feeling Bai Lu's gaze, Zhang Yang couldn't help but ask.

Bai Lu quickly changed the subject: "Oh! Nothing, I just didn't expect such a big formation for slaughtering a pig, it's so exciting!"

Zhang Yang nodded upon hearing this: "Yeah, it's my first time watching a pig slaughtering up close too!"

"Ah?! Didn't you say you knew how to slaughter a pig?!"

"That's right!! I do know how to slaughter a pig, but knowing how to slaughter a pig and having slaughtered one are two completely different things!"

Zhang Yang explained to Bai Lu seriously.

Bai Lu was dumbfounded!

Her small mouth opened slightly, wanting to say something, but she had nothing to say!

Speechless for a moment!

This guy seems to be right!

He only said he knew how to slaughter a pig, he didn't say he had slaughtered one!

"Fine! I'll count that as you being right!"

Bai Lu was too lazy to continue dwelling on it and continued to watch this human-pig battle seriously.

Uh, uh, uh, uh...

Zhang Yang was also very helpless!

He was clearly telling the truth, why did no one believe him?

"Village chief! You believe what I said, right?!"

Zhang Yang suddenly looked at the village chief, hoping to get some comfort.

"Ahem... Let's keep watching!"

The village chief chose a strategic retreat and didn't answer Zhang Yang's question directly.

He almost spat out a mouthful of old blood just now!

Damn!!

Knowing how to slaughter a pig and having slaughtered one are two different things?!

Is this something a normal person would say?

Is there a school that teaches pig slaughtering in this world?

Did he graduate from Pig Slaughtering School, or did he learn it from a book?!

Is the pig slaughtering industry so formal now?

For a moment, countless thoughts flashed through his mind, but there was no final answer!

Uh, uh, uh, uh!!

Zhang Yang hit a wall twice in a row, shook his head helplessly, and had to continue watching this human-pig drama!

A few meters away from the slaughtering table.

The fat pig seemed to smell the dangerous aura of the table and stopped moving forward!

At this time, everyone focused on the butcher, watching how he would deal with this situation!

The butcher was unhurried; he put away the long stick in his hand and tied a head of cabbage with hemp rope.

Then, the butcher picked up the long stick and dangled the cabbage in front of the fat pig.

This made everyone applaud; it was a good method!

As everyone knows, pigs have two hobbies: sleeping and eating!!

With food in front of it, the fat pig slowly let down its guard and opened its mouth to eat the cabbage.

The butcher moved the cabbage along, slowly approaching the slaughtering bench.

Five meters, three meters, two meters, one meter!

At a distance of less than a meter, the butcher slowly lowered the cabbage.

At this moment, the fat pig was completely unaware that it had stepped half a foot into the gates of hell, just burying its head and eating the cabbage on the ground!

The butcher picked up the iron hook and slowly approached the fat pig.

At the same time, he gave a wink to the few burly men.

Letting them also approach slowly, ready to swarm!

At this very moment!

Everyone held their breath; this was a crucial step!

If it failed, all previous efforts would be in vain!

"Zhang Yang! Is this iron hook used to hook the pig's nose?!"

Seeing the butcher pick up the iron hook, a glimmer of light flashed in Bai Lu's eyes.

Zhang Yang smiled: "Hehe! That's right! You guessed it, but there's no reward!"

Bai Lu ignored Zhang Yang and watched the butcher nervously, watching him slowly approach the fat pig!

The livestream was also full of nervous sounds.

[Damn! This is so nervous I don't even dare to breathe, I almost suffocated!]

[Hahaha! Me too, then I realized I was behind a screen, what am I afraid of!]

[Damn! Never thought I'd be so obsessed with watching a pig slaughtering!]

["Hu Hu Yidao," are you still there?! Is there any trick to this iron hook?]

[I'm here! This iron hook is powerful; it's our sharp weapon for slaughtering pigs! No matter how big the pig is, once hooked by this, it's basically done for! But this requires high skill from the butcher; it must be fast and ruthless, not giving the pig any chance to resist!]

[Expert Hu!! What if it doesn't hook? Can you keep trying?]

[Hehe! If the first attempt fails, the trouble is big! The pig will go crazy, and then you have to fight it head-on! Especially this five or six hundred pound fat pig, it's even harder to control when it goes crazy, so a butcher without real strength wouldn't dare take this job!]

[Damn! That means the butcher in the livestream is also an expert?]

[Damn!! Nervous! Nervous!! Exciting! Exciting!]

[Damn! Isn't this more intense than Boruto?!]

In the livestream footage

The butcher hid the iron hook behind his back and had already reached the side of the fat pig.

The burly men around had already surrounded the fat pig, leaving it no way to escape.

The butcher gave a signal to everyone, indicating they were ready to strike!

The burly men also held their breath, waiting strictly!

In the blink of an eye, the butcher moved!

His movements were incredibly fast, and the iron hook in his hand shot toward the fat pig's nose like a poisonous snake!

Everyone's eyes lit up!

Such fast movements!

Truly worthy of being a famous butcher!

Even Zhang Yang couldn't help but sigh; even he couldn't achieve such speed!

Of course, he meant the skill of swinging the iron hook!

Without a doubt, this was a fatal blow!!

Suddenly!

A shocking scene appeared before everyone's eyes without warning!

This...


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