Chapter 288

Countless netizens flocked to Zhang Yang's livestream!

Having had several experiences, the production team was not panicked at all this time.

They locked onto Zhang Yang's livestream directly, and as they expected!

This situation still depends on Zhang Yang!

Looking at the rising curve on the screen, the staff were secretly shocked!

Just as the director said.

Zhang Yang can leave the program, but the program cannot leave Zhang Yang!

At this time, the livestream chat also started to fly!

[Hey, isn't Zhang Yang slaughtering the pig? What's going on?]

[Where is Zhang Yang?! Why don't I see him? Isn't he slaughtering the pig?]

[I heard Zhang Yang was gored by a pig. Was it a male or female pig?]

[Wow, wow, wow!! This pig is too big, it looks like a cow!]

[Haha!! Why is there someone in the tree? What's going on!]

The sudden influx of so many people left the original viewers confused!

Zhang Yang livestreaming a pig slaughter?

Zhang Yang gored by a pig?

What is all this?!

After some chaotic dialogue, everyone finally understood everything!

[Damn! Rumors really are just one mouth, debunking them wears out your legs!]

[Haha!! This is also bizarre, the one in the tree is actually the butcher!]

[Damn, this is truly a rare sight, a pig chasing a butcher!]

[Tsk tsk! That's really coming late, missed such an exciting process!]

[It's not too late now, the final battle is coming!]

[Do you think Zhang Yang will take action?!]

[Hehe! You still haven't given up!! Do you really think Zhang Yang knows how to slaughter a pig?]

[Haha! Want to bet something? A fan, or eating shit made of chocolate?!]

[Uh! Forget it, this guy Zhang Yang is a bit evil!]

Amidst the noise in the livestream!

Xiao Xiao Liuzi and the others had narrowed the encirclement to one meter!

Everyone couldn't help but swallow their saliva, gripping their wooden sticks tightly, their eyes locked sharply on the fat pig.

At this time, the fat pig's attention was entirely on the butcher in the tree!

It was completely unaware of the impending danger!

Seeing this!

The villagers suppressed their inner excitement; there was a chance this time!!

The children also covered their mouths, afraid of making a sound and startling the fat pig!

Bai Lu, not far away, also had a tense face and clenched fists!

But man proposes, God disposes!

One of the men had all his attention on the fat pig!

He didn't notice his feet and stepped on a soda can on the ground!

With a "crack"!

This sound was particularly obvious at this moment!

Xiao Xiao Liuzi's expression changed drastically: "Bad!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

The fat pig had already discovered them, turned around to look at them, and let out a low roar!

The villagers let out a long sigh: "Ah!!"

What a pity!

All previous efforts were now in vain!

Xiao Xiao Liuzi made a decisive decision, his eyes narrowed, and he gripped the long stick with both hands,

The veins on his hands bulged, like a pair of Qilin arms!

This time it was Xiao Xiao Liuzi's turn to strike first!

"Beast! Take this stick!"

Xiao Xiao Liuzi rushed forward with the long stick, and the stick in his hand struck the fat pig's huge head with lightning speed.

Facing the flexible long stick, the huge fat pig had nowhere to hide!

With a "thwack"!

This surprise blow was powerful and heavy, and the long stick snapped in response!

The moment the stick broke!

The fat pig let out a painful howl, and its huge body fell to the ground!

"Good!!"

"Good! Too exciting!"

"Good! Xiao Xiao Liuzi, well done!"

Suddenly, the villagers burst into huge cheers!

The livestream was also full of praise!

[What a man! Still as a virgin, moving like a rabbit!]

[This stick will make you vanish into thin air! Are you Liu Xiaolingtong?!]

[This stick! Fast, accurate, and ruthless, it has the style of when I was mixing in the world!]

[The stick broke, it's something, a five or six hundred pound fat pig was knocked unconscious!]

[This guy named Xiao Xiao Liuzi must have learned martial arts, if a person were hit by this stick, they'd basically be done for!]

While everyone was cheering!

Suddenly, a child exclaimed.

"Mom! Look! Pigsy is standing up again!"

In an instant!

The whole scene became silent!

The villagers looked in unison at the behemoth on the ground!

Only to see the fat pig wobbling as it stood up,

Shaking its body a few times, it immediately woke up from the blow just now!

Clearly! Everyone underestimated the fat pig's endurance!

The fat pig's copper-bell-sized eyes were instantly filled with blood-red, and a violent aura spread out!

At this time, the butcher in the tree changed his expression and shouted loudly.

"Bad!! Everyone be careful, this pig is crazy!"

As soon as he finished speaking!

The expressions of the men around changed slightly, and they couldn't help but grip their long sticks tightly!

Xiao Xiao Liuzi looked at the half-stick in his hand and couldn't help but swallow his saliva!

But thinking of the villagers behind him, Xiao Xiao Liuzi's eyes became firm and he shouted loudly.

"Brothers! When two armies meet on a narrow road!"

"The brave one wins!!"

The other men echoed, their voices resounding across the fields!

At this very moment!

The head-on battle was about to break out!

[Damn!! This is too exciting! It makes my blood boil!!]

[Damn!! Who would believe this is a pig-slaughtering livestream? It's burning!]

[When two armies meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins! Did I think I was watching 'Drawing Sword'?!]

[Facing the combat power of a fat pig like this, why don't you pull up the Italian artillery!]

[You guys are too happy, this pig has gone crazy! This is bad this time!]

[Master Hu! Why do you say that? Is there any trick to this?!]

[Pigs generally have three states: a normal state, a spooked and crazy state, and the last one is the crazy state it's in now!]

[Hmm?! And then? Master Hu, you can't keep us in suspense?]

[Ahem! I won't explain the normal state. Going crazy means attacking a single target; although it's harmful, it's not hard to control. But this madness means indiscriminate attacks on people, which is highly harmful and can easily cause injuries, especially with this five or six hundred pound fat pig!]

[Damn!! Learned a new posture, I can really learn new things in this livestream!]

[Damn! Is that important now?!]

[What should we do? Even through the screen, I can feel the fierceness of this fat pig!]

[This is definitely Zhu Zhu Ganglie, this strength has become a demon!]

[Hope the brothers hold on and don't get hurt!]

At this moment!

Zhang Yang noticed that Bai Lu seemed a bit wrong, blinking her eyes constantly, and couldn't help but ask.

"Bai Lu, what's wrong with you? Did sand get in your eyes? Do you want me to blow on them for you?"

Bai Lu gently rubbed her brow with her hand and said: "It's not sand, it's my right eyelid that keeps twitching! This wouldn't be a sign of something bad, would it?"

Zhang Yang asked doubtfully: "Uh!! What does that have to do with anything?!"

"Ah? Haven't you heard the saying 'left eye twitches for wealth, right eye twitches for disaster'?"

Bai Lu looked at Zhang Yang strangely!

"Uh! That's superstition! We must believe in science!"

Zhang Yang smiled and gave Bai Lu a light flick on the forehead.

Bai Lu held her head and said aggrievedly: "But I have a strange feeling in my heart, and a feeling of panic, as if something is about to happen!"

Zhang Yang's eyes narrowed; this matter wasn't simple!

This situation is called a "sudden surge of heart," which is what people call a sixth sense or premonition!

"Let me cast a hexagram for you to see what's going on?!"

Before Bai Lu could react!

Zhang Yang started chanting, and his hands didn't stop moving.

"Qian is three continuous lines, Kun is six broken lines, Zhen is an upward bowl, Gen is an overturned bowl; Li is empty in the middle, Kan is full in the middle, Dui is missing at the top, Xun is broken at the bottom..."

"Interpretation of the hexagram: Beneficial to the southwest; nowhere to go, returning is auspicious; having somewhere to go, early is auspicious."

Bai Lu was full of question marks: "What does that mean?!"

Zhang Yang smiled slightly: "Turning bad luck into good, meeting difficulties and becoming auspicious! You're fine, you'll always have noble people helping you, I guarantee you'll be fine!"

"Ah?!! Is this real? Didn't you say you believe in science?"

"Uh!! This is the 'I Ching'! Not superstition! It's big science!"

Zhang Yang explained seriously and word by word.

"Alright then! I'll believe you!"

Bai Lu had no choice but to be half-believing; this guy wouldn't trick her, right!

"Hmm, that's more like it!"

After speaking, the two turned their attention back to the battlefield!

At this time, the fat pig was in a standoff with Xiao Xiao Liuzi and the others!

The fat pig's low roars and the heavy breathing of the crowd alternated!

The atmosphere at the scene was becoming more and more heavy!

One drum of courage, then the second is exhausted, the third is spent!

Xiao Xiao Liuzi knew this truth and said to the others.

"I'll count 3! 2! 1! Then we'll all go up together! This time we can't let it run away!"

Everyone nodded and said: "Alright! No problem!"

The villagers around also held their breath, staring nervously with wide eyes.

Xiao Xiao Liuzi took a deep breath and shouted.

"3! 2! 1!"

When he counted to 1!

Everyone didn't hesitate at all, holding long sticks and rushing up!

The fat pig seemed to understand what they were going to do and became restless.

Soon everyone surrounded it!

With two "thwacks"!

Two more long sticks snapped in response!

Suddenly,

The fat pig let out two wails, its body staggered, and it was about to fall to the ground!

"Good chance!"

Seeing this, Xiao Xiao Liuzi didn't hesitate and flew forward!

The fat pig, which was already unstable, fell to the ground!

This time, everyone didn't give the fat pig a chance to stand up again!

Everyone swarmed up and pinned the fat pig to the ground!

Some pinned the legs, some grabbed the pig's ears, some pinched the tail!

The fat pig kept making sharp wails!

The sound resounded all around!

Its four limbs wanted to struggle, but they were pinned firmly to the ground by the crowd!

It was all in vain!

At this moment!!!

The villagers clapped their hands, offering the warmest applause to the heroes of the village!

Without them, someone might have been injured today!

"Good!! You guys are all great!!"

The village chief also shouted excitedly!

Of course!

Zhang Yang and Bai Lu wouldn't be stingy with their applause either!

Especially Bai Lu, who even offered a seal-style clap, looking extra cute!

Everyone in the livestream was also excited!

[Damn! This guy named Xiao Xiao Liuzi is a real hero, daring to pounce on a five or six hundred pound pig!]

[What if he didn't go up? The villagers were behind him! He had to go up!]

[Damn!! This pig slaughtering is only in the first half, and it already has my blood boiling!]

[This makes me so excited I can't even go to the restroom!]

[Now this fat pig has really become meat on the chopping block!]

[Exciting! Truly exciting! Never thought pig slaughtering would be so good to watch!]

After a long while!

The fat pig gradually calmed down and gave up struggling...

It just kept panting heavily!

Xiao Xiao Liuzi and the others looked at each other and smiled, breathing a sigh of relief!

They finally got this fat pig under control, and the rest was just to lift it onto the slaughtering table!

— Author's Notes —

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