Chapter 309
Making him look like a sunny big boy!
"Hehe, Auntie Huang, you misunderstood!"
"Bai and I were just here to eat scorched rice, not doing any serious business."
"Hehe! I understand! I've been there too, this is indeed not serious business."
Auntie Huang's sophistication almost made Zhang Yang blush.
Damn!!
Never expected that this Auntie Huang was an old driver with rich driving experience!
Now things are difficult!
The audience in the live stream laughed out loud!
[Hahaha!! Auntie is Auntie! This rich combat experience makes Zhang Yang unable to resist! Sure enough! Ginger is still old and spicy!]
[Never expected that Zhang Yang would have a time when he was speechless!]
[Damn! Such a legendary scene, really haven't seen it in a long time!]
[Auntie Huang YYDS! As someone who has been there, she directly stunned Zhang Yang!]
[Add one to Zhang Yang's rare moments of being deflated! Take a picture here for memory.]
[Still didn't expect that when she was young, this Auntie Huang's combat power was very strong, maybe she was the one on top!]
[This Auntie Huang looks like she's in her prime, when she was young, she must have been a beauty too!]
[Holy shit!! I suspect you are driving, but I have no evidence!]
"Mmm, Auntie Huang, what are you talking about? I don't understand!"
Fortunately, at this time, the child's voice broke Zhang Yang's momentary awkwardness.
Facing the children, even the old driver Auntie Huang didn't dare to make dirty jokes.
"Xiaohua, I was just criticizing brother and sister, they were sneaking scorched rice in the kitchen."
Zhang Yang almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
Holy shit!!!
This Auntie Huang is really not to be trifled with, a proper old driver!
This is just like his own drifting, completely without brakes!
"Brother and sister, sneaking food, shame shame! The teacher said that's not being a good child."
The children used their small hands to stroke their small faces and laughed.
In an instant, both Auntie Huang and Zhang Yang were stunned!
Never expected the children to say such things!
This sentence falls into the ears of adults, and into the ears of children.
It's completely not the same meaning!
Thinking of that layer, Bai Lu's face turned even redder, and her head lowered, only daring to look at her toes.
"Hehe! Children speak without taboos, children speak without taboos!"
Auntie Huang's face changed slightly, this joke couldn't be continued anymore!
The audience in the live stream laughed even more!
Thought the old driver Auntie Huang was already the ceiling!
Never expected that the innocent children were the ultimate nuclear weapon!
With a boom!
Directly turning everyone into scorched earth!
Fortunately, Zhang Yang's mentality was strong enough, and he immediately calmed down to think about how to deal with it...
A flash of inspiration gave him an idea; children just need to be coaxed, and he looked at the children with a smile.
"Brother and sister weren't sneaking food! We were researching a super delicious scorched rice, we wanted to secretly research it and then give you a surprise, didn't expect that you smart ones would discover it in advance."
Speaking of this, Zhang Yang also had actions, vivid and expressive!
This fooled the children into jumping for joy, completely forgetting what happened just now.
"Brother!! Really?"
"Is there more delicious food?!"
At this time, Bai Lu also reacted immediately, not caring about being shy,
A bright smile appeared on her face instantly.
"Yes, sister and brother were just trying the taste for everyone, this new type of scorched rice is delicious!"
After speaking, Bai Lu also raised her hand to show the children the scorched rice hand-grabbed pancake she hadn't finished yet!
"Ah!! I want it too!! Sister!"
"Can I have one? Brother!!"
All of a sudden, the children were drooling!
Zhang Yang smiled and said: "Good children all have it, are you good children?!"
"Good!!"
The children answered in unison, their childish voices very firm!
"That's good! Everyone line up, brother will make super delicious scorched rice for everyone!"
As soon as Zhang Yang's words fell, the children consciously lined up in a small queue!
Seeing this, Auntie Huang greeted Zhang Yang and left to do other things!
She followed along just because she was afraid the children would be unsafe in the kitchen.
Now that Zhang Yang and his wife were there, she was relieved to go do other things.
Afterwards, Zhang Yang and Bai Lu started making scorched rice hand-grabbed pancakes for the children!
This scene fell into the eyes of the live stream audience.
The two of them were as tacit, sweet, and full of pink as a young couple!
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[Tsk tsk, this scene is too beautiful, simply like a young couple!]
[Someone come! Quickly give me nails, nail this pair to death!]
[This makes me want to fall in love, 180 meters, eight-pack abs little brother!?]
[Hehe! Young lady!! What are your conditions, why are your requirements so high?!!]
[Is this girl drinking in broad daylight, how many dishes, such a big tone!]
[Tsk tsk tsk, some little fairies, don't even look at what kind of onion they are!]
[Hehe! This lady is 20! Height 168, leg length 1.2 meters, and likes to wear black silk!]
[Holy shit!! Me! Me!! Little sister, look here, eight-pack abs!]
[Can you wait for me, is it too late for me to sign up for the gym now!!]
[Haha! Awesome!! By the time you train it out, it might already be black, give up!]
[Don't go off-topic, this is not a dating live stream, this is Zhang Yang's live stream!]
[That's right, didn't expect Zhang Yang to be so good at coaxing children, 28 my man only knows how to brush Douyin and watch beautiful little sisters!]
[Then you are still okay, mine is even more outrageous, running out to fish every three days, not caring about the children at all!]
[That's good too, at least it's not bad habits like playing cards and gambling, much better than me!]
[Damn!! How did this go off-topic again, becoming a young married woman communication live stream?!]
[Holy shit! Young married woman?! How did this guy Zhang Yang do it, having both young girl fans and young married woman fans, that's outrageous!!]
[Hehe!! Making a fuss, Zhang Yang also has auntie fans and grandma fans?!]
[Holy shit!! How do you say that, I read few books, you must not lie to me!]
[Hehe!! What songs are playing in the square dance now, what songs are grandmas playing when they walk!]
[Let me think about it!! Damn! Isn't this Zhang Yang's "Great Compassion Mantra"?]
[Truly worthy of being Emperor Yang, while you are still tearing each other apart online, he has already secretly conquered all of China, a true national idol!]
[Tsk tsk!! This is truly worthy of being my only idol!]
— Author's Notes —
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