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Chapter 31

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Broadcast Hall

At this time, Director Wang Yu recovered and stood up shakily from his chair.

The assistant director immediately stepped forward to support him. "Director Wang, hold on, the ambulance is already on the way!"

"What's the use of an ambulance? My life is in this show. Immediately, cut to the final mentor review session!"

"Also, the public relations department and Huanyu Film & Television, lower the heat from just now for me."

"No matter what method you use, this matter absolutely cannot appear on the trending search tomorrow."

…………

Wang Yu finished speaking in one breath, suddenly felt a bit out of breath, his eyes went black, and he fainted.

"Director Wang! Hold on!! The ambulance is here!"

Woo~ woo~ woo!

The siren of the ambulance sounded.

…………

This was the first time everyone had encountered such a situation.

The broadcast hall was in a mess!

However, the show was still continuing.

Host He Ling appeared in front of the camera again.

"Welcome back, everyone. The four couples have finished their work today. Next, let's invite our three teachers to review them one by one."

Welcome Yang Mi, Jin Jing, and Teacher Huang!

……………

[This session is really long and smelly!]

[That's right, that's right, suggest canceling this session and showing more of the couples' daily livestream!]

[This is a dating show, not a review show!]

[No need to watch! "Three Lives" rating must be the highest, whether it's tacit understanding or other things, it's the best!]

[I, "Sheep Deer Couple," am not convinced. Today was a magnificent day, and also a passionate day!]

[Hahaha, that was a bizarre day!]

[It's a pity this show is a dating show; they two are more like colleagues, dying of laughter!]

[I, "Cang Lan Couple," am also not convinced!]

[My Brother Hua hasn't spoken yet; Brother is the best, Brother is the most powerful!]

…………………

At this time, the livestream chat was even more exciting than the reviews of the three teachers!

The three-party fan war!

No one gave in!

At this time, the ratings for the four couples were out.

Wu Lei and Zhou Zhou Yutong "Three Lives" rating: [number] points! Won love fund: [number] yuan.

Wang Wang Hedi and Yu Yu Shuxin "Cang Lan Couple" rating: [number] points! Won love fund: [number] yuan!

Zhang Yang and Bai Lu "Sheep Deer Couple" rating: [number] points! Won love fund: [number] yuan!

Hua Hua Chenyu and Ju Ju Jingyi "Hua Hua Couple" rating: [number] points! Won love fund: [number] yuan!

……………

"Now let's connect with the four couples to review their work situation today."

Host He Ling continued to guide the program's flow.

The original live stream was split into four smaller sub-screens.

"Good evening everyone, good evening Teacher He!"

"Hello to you all!"

This could be considered the first time the four couples on the show were meeting, albeit in this live-stream format.

Everyone politely greeted the audience and the teachers.

Then, everyone began to flatter one another, showering each other with praise.

Even if someone was dissatisfied with their score, they wouldn't say it to anyone's face at this moment.

That’s right!

We are talking about Hua Hua Chenyu and Ju Ju Jingyi!

The two were extremely unhappy with their last-place ranking, especially since they had even brought out a new song to promote.

On what grounds did Zhang Yang score higher than them? Just because of that "Purple Sister" song or whatever it was?

Hua Hua Chenyu felt a deep sense of injustice!

As a top-tier host, He Ling saw through Hua Hua Chenyu's thoughts at a glance.

Such a dull, stagnant plot was not the effect the show wanted, and now, he had given He Ling a breakthrough.

"Hua Hua, you showcased your new song to us today, and the fans are very excited. So, what do you think of Zhang Yang's 'Purple Sister' today?"

At this moment.

The audience in the live stream instantly perked up.

Time for some drama!

[Teacher He is stirring the pot, he's stirring it!]

[Just through the screen, I could feel Mage Hua's dissatisfaction. He probably thinks he should have been first.]

[Being first is no problem; our Hua Hua is the eternal god of the Chinese music scene!]

[Haha... dying of laughter! Is this the fans' self-delusion? Crowning himself a god at his own concert!]

[Hahaha... hilarious! Truly a sight to behold!]

…………

"To be honest, I am still a bit disappointed in Zhang Yang. His previous 'Love Like Fire' was barely passable, but today's 'Purple Sister' or whatever it is, in my opinion, is completely unqualified!"

"The melody is average, and the lyrics are even more vulgar; it's just 'sister' this and 'sister' that, with no substance at all."

"However, Zhang Yang does have some talent. I hope he can improve his musical literacy in the future and not waste his vocal timbre. Given time, there will be a place for him in the Chinese music scene!"

Hua Hua Chenyu pontificated to the camera, looking down on everyone from a high horse.

[Hua Hua speaks so well, he's so awesome!]

[Our Hua Hua is so proud and willing to mentor the younger generation!]

[Zhang Yang should learn from our God Hua.]

………

A massive wave of "Martians" flooded the live stream!

"Sister Zhou, what do you think?"

"Ah!?"

Zhou Zhou Yutong in the live stream was stunned, not having reacted in time.

She hadn't expected Hua Hua Chenyu to suddenly put her on the spot, and she couldn't help but feel puzzled.

She didn't think she had offended him, did she?

To drag her into such an offensive situation!

This kid is really nasty!

Zhou Zhou Yutong saw through Mage Hua's scheme at a glance!

He was dissatisfied that she had won first place this time and was looking for an opportunity to retaliate.

She had heard before that Hua Hua Chenyu was petty, but she didn't expect it to be true!

Now that they were live, tens of millions of viewers were waiting for her answer.

However, Zhou Zhou Yutong quickly found a way to respond.

She brushed a strand of hair behind her ear and smiled charmingly.

"Hehe, everyone knows what my singing level is! I don't understand the professional side of things; I just think it sounds good."

"Zhang Yang sang quite well! It would be even better if the 'sister' in the song could be changed to 'older sister.' Maybe Zhang Yang just doesn't know how good older sisters are yet!"

[Hahaha... Sister Zhou's singing level is only good for karaoke!]

[Sister Zhou, as expected of you! This answer is perfect! She managed to make a dirty joke even on this broken road!]

[Hehe... Sister, I want to date!]

[Is the Mage here to participate in a music show or what!]

[Well said, we don't understand the technicalities, as long as it sounds good! Sister Zhou is spot on!]

………

At this moment, the live stream comments were flying everywhere, and the popularity was off the charts!

"Hmm? Lulu, where is Zhang Yang? Why are you the only one there?"

Host He Ling's heart skipped a beat.

That guy Zhang Yang wouldn't have run off again, would he!

The entire production team still had lingering fears from the last time!

Bai Lu wore a helpless expression on her pretty face.

"See for yourselves!"

Then, Bai Lu moved the camera over.

They saw Zhang Yang sitting in his seat, fast asleep.

[Haha, Brother Yang is truly a master troll; while others are critiquing him, he just goes to sleep!]

[Woooo... this is the correct way to open Zhang Yang; he's truly devastatingly handsome when he's quiet!]

[I'm a self-proclaimed face-value fan; I want to lick the screen!]

[So this is how handsome Zhang Yang is when he's not talking!]

[So this is the legendary quiet, beautiful man!]

…………

Bai Lu patted Zhang Yang on the shoulder. "Zhang Yang, wake up, wake up!"

But Zhang Yang just changed his position and continued to sleep soundly.

This made Bai Lu furious!

She was working hard to keep the show going, and this guy was sleeping so comfortably.

The indignant Bai Lu kicked Zhang Yang on the calf.

"Ah! Are we home?"

Zhang Yang woke up with a start, looking around with sleepy eyes.

"Bai Lu, we aren't home yet, why did you wake me up!"

"Teacher Hua suggests you learn more professional music knowledge and stop thinking about those 'sisters' all day!"

Bai Lu rolled her eyes at Zhang Yang; he had been insulted!

And he could still sleep soundly?

He really made people worry to death!

"Who!?"

"Teacher Hua? Mage Hua? The one who just crowned himself the god of the Chinese music scene, the god of ritual dancing?"

Zhang Yang's words made the entire live stream go silent!

PS: New book period, brothers and sisters, the little author asks for flowers, monthly tickets, and reviews! Everything!

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