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Chapter 45

~10 min read 1,895 words

Ready to start a fight at the slightest disagreement!

At the same time.

The program team's backstage staff were also stunned when they saw this situation!

Damn it! How do we handle this?

Our own people fighting our own people—a case of the flood destroying the Dragon King's temple?

This kind of thing had never happened before, so the staff had to report it quickly!

"Are your brains kicked by a donkey? Of course, you explain it clearly! You absolutely cannot let both sides start fighting!"

The assistant director's roar echoed throughout the entire studio!

At this moment, he finally felt the pressure Director Wang was under; it really wasn't something an ordinary person could handle!

Suddenly, the assistant director missed Director Wang a little!

At this very moment.

Director Wang was in the hospital listening to tunes and eating Yang Mi's fruit basket, living a very comfortable life!

At this time, the atmosphere between both sides in the livestream was unusually heavy!

The war of words had already begun!

Both sides started to exchange "friendly greetings"!

Seeing this, the backstage staff immediately put on their "vests" (anonymous accounts) and started clarifying in the livestream!

"Shut up, all of you shut up! Stop scolding! Stop scolding!"

"I beg you, stop scolding!"

Seeing these strange comments appearing on the battlefield, both sides stopped!

This tone!

This format!

It made everyone remember that rainy day!

[Damn! So they're our own brothers!]

[This really is the flood destroying the Dragon King's temple—a family failing to recognize their own family!]

[Is this "Superfluous Explanation" actually a new song Zhang Yang just recorded?]

[Holy crap! Weren't you guys watching him record it in the livestream the whole time? How do you know nothing about it!]

[What kind of livestream were you watching? Was your focus really just on them dating?]

Facing the questioning from the new viewers.

The old viewers felt very aggrieved!

Zhang Yang, that old fox, spent less than half an hour on the recording, including the introduction and chatting.

Some brothers who were constipated hadn't even finished their "business" before the recording ended.

During the recording process, he hadn't mentioned any news about a new song either.

It was very obvious that this was a deliberate act by the program team and Zhang Yang to give the audience a surprise!

With intent against the unsuspecting, you can't blame us for that!

Actually, this was all Zhang Yang's own idea.

When Wang Yu received this new song, he was also quite surprised.

To finish another high-quality song so quickly!

Zhang Yang might be even more talented than he imagined!

He still remembered!

Since the "Flower Mage" criticized his sister as vulgar in the livestream, he would use his sister to teach him a lesson!

At this very moment!

Zhang Yang and Bai Lu didn't know.

A skirmish had broken out in the livestream because of a song!

At this moment, Zhang Yang was looking at the rabbit head on the plate as if he were looking at a hedgehog, having no idea where to start!

Zhang Yang tried a few times, only sucking up the spicy meat juices; the whole thing was just skull, and he couldn't gnaw any meat off.

How do you eat this thing again?

Zhang Yang's awkward state immediately drew ruthless mockery from Bai Lu.

"Hahaha...! Zhang Yang! So it really is your first time eating a rabbit head!"

Looking at Bai Lu's triumphant smiling face, Zhang Yang suddenly regretted agreeing to eat rabbit heads with her.

This was purely self-inflicted humiliation!

"How about you say something to praise me, and I'll teach you how to eat a rabbit head? But no four-character idioms, and definitely no New Year's greetings!"

Bai Lu anticipated Zhang Yang's thoughts and blocked him directly, avoiding a repeat of last time!

At this moment, Zhang Yang was under the eaves and had to bow his head.

As the saying goes, one must not let down good food!

Zhang Yang thought for a long time, then suddenly had an epiphany and thought of a line.

"Got it, I have a line that's perfect for you!"

"Oh, let's hear it, what is it?"

"That... Lulu... you look... really awesome!"

"Is that how you praise someone? ...!"

Bai Lu rolled her eyes at Zhang Yang!

She was full of anticipation, and all she got was this "you're awesome"!

Sure enough!

Trying to hear a nice word from Zhang Yang's mouth was truly too difficult!

[Hahaha... dying of laughter! Learned it, learned it! So that's how you praise someone!]

[Lulu has a good temper; if it were my explosive temper, I would have slapped him right across the face!]

[This has become a kind of obsession for Bai Lu! She wants to hear Zhang Yang say something nice to her face! But I guess that's hard to achieve in this lifetime!]

[Perhaps Bai Lu can only beat Zhang Yang in eating! Everything else, forget about it!]

[I! Zhang Yang! I'm single by ability! Simply a role model for our generation!]

[He said he's never been in a relationship in his life, and now I really believe it!]

PS: The data isn't moving, are there still brothers watching?

Begging for flowers, evaluation tickets, monthly tickets.

Going live soon, give me some confidence!

[Ding! System detected the host's true man behavior, starting to get random rewards!]

[Butcher title: God-like pig-killing knife technique, white knife in, red knife out! Kill with one strike!]

[Conqueror's Haki (Pig-Killing Version): Can release powerful momentum, deter ten thousand pigs, can cause fainting effect!]

…………

Damn!

What is this reward?

Pig butcher?

And damn Conqueror's Haki?

This has already run to One Piece!

Why didn't I see Observation Haki, Armament Haki, to make up the three-color Haki?

This is too uncomfortable for someone with a collection habit!

Pig-killing version, does it only work on pigs?

Can there be anything more absurd than this?

Zhang Yang has completely given up on this system's increasingly perverted rewards!

As long as he keeps randomizing, he will eventually randomize some useful things!

African chief, come on!

……………

At this time.

"Pfft!" A sound!

The brother filming at the next table let out a light laugh.

He was completely broken by Zhang Yang's "You look really awesome!" just now, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The brother only felt an inexplicable murderous aura enveloping him, scaring him to quickly shut up, his hair standing on end!

This feeling came fast and went fast!

Receding like a tide!

The brother looked around suspiciously, but didn't find anything unusual.

At this time, Zhang Yang was muttering in his heart.

It seems that this Conqueror's Haki is really only aimed at pigs, and for other human creatures, it's just a paper tiger that scares people.

"Hehe, I was just praising you for looking beautiful, more beautiful than beautiful, isn't that awesome!"

Zhang Yang showed what he thought was his brightest smile, looking at Bai Lu sitting opposite!

What's the use of saying beautiful now, you didn't say it just now!

But that damn face is handsome beyond measure!

It really makes Bai Lu unable to bear to refuse!

"Alright! Alright! Based on the principle of not wasting, I'll kindly teach you how to eat!"

After speaking, Bai Lu put on disposable gloves, then picked up a rabbit head and started to demonstrate, while saying the formula in her mouth.

"Break it up and down, separate left and right, eat the tongue first, then eat the rabbit cheeks, bite off the back of the head after one bite, then suck out the brain, break the teeth in half, and finally leave the bones! That's it, mission accomplished!"

Looking at the parts neatly arranged on the table, Zhang Yang couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

This set of movements is incredibly skilled, flowing like water, one look and you can see Bai Lu is a rabbit lover who has saved many rabbits.

With Bai Lu's demonstration and formula, Zhang Yang quickly got the hang of it, and rabbit heads were eliminated by the two one by one.

Zhang Yang only had one feeling!

Really delicious!

This made everyone in the livestream cry with hunger!

[Haha, this seems to be a new show: Bai Lu teaches you how to eat rabbit heads!]

[When these two eat, it's still very shippable, feels like a couple, love it love it!]

[Woo woo woo......... this made me cry with hunger! Eat a We Zibo barbecue to suppress the shock!]

[Holy crap! Where is this! Eating barbecue at noon, I'm convinced!]

[Ah! Isn't this unified across the country, is there a time period for eating barbecue?]

[Watching Bai Bai Mengyan's eating broadcast is really happy, she is really eating, unlike other stars eating special effect buns!]

[This is what normal people look like when eating, watching them eat is so delicious!]

[Lulu's formula is very useful, I've already used it, babies, hurry up and try it!]

[Poor social animal, preparing to gnaw on takeout! Today's daily special Longjiang pig trotter rice!]

[Brother! From Guangdong, right? A bowl of Longjiang pig trotter rice, eating out a man's romance!]

[In Guangdong, endless overtime, endless pig trotter rice, and love that can't be obtained!]

[Hahaha... hilarious! Everyone in this livestream is really a talent!]

………………

Not long after, the table was piled with parts of rabbit heads.

Both of them touched their stomachs contentedly and smiled at each other.

Both over-fulfilled the task of saving rabbits.

Zhang Yang devoured twenty-five, Bai Lu devoured fifteen.

This is what real eating looks like!

When it was time to pay, Bai Lu started to feel sad again!

This delicious rabbit head cost a total of:

The two's love fund only has: 4 left!

If the movie tickets are deducted later, this will make this already not-so-wealthy family even worse.

[Haha... these two should be the poorest couple among the four pairs!]

[The richest one is "Three Lives Friends Lucky", they are living a petty bourgeois life!]

[Wu Lei and Zhou Zhou Yutong went to Shanghai Disneyland today to sprinkle dog food, sweet enough to bubble!]

["Canglan" went to fly a kite, the funny thing is Wang Wang Hedi was almost taken away by the big kite, scaring Yu Yu Shuxin into screaming!]

[Haha... feels like it's all very interesting, I'm going to watch the highlights version tonight!]

[Hey! Why didn't anyone go to the Mage's livestream? What are they doing?]

[Alas~! Don't mention it! The Mage took Ju Ju Jingyi to promote the new song "Love" today!]

[Those who don't know would think they took a commercial performance, who knew they were dating!]

[Haha... this is really a time management master, besides work, might as well date!]

[Still our Brother Yang is good! New song is coming soon, not a single promotion now, just accompanying Bai Lu!]

[Hahaha... is it possible that Brother Yang has already forgotten about this!]

[That makes a lot of sense, that guy is someone who is too lazy to even record songs!]

[One minute left! Twelve o'clock soon! Looking forward to "Superfluous Younger Sister"!]

[You fake fan! It's "Superfluous Explanation"! Not younger sister!]

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.PS: During the new book period.

I beg for data! Flowers, evaluation tickets, monthly tickets!

Daily chapters, ten thousand words updated daily!

I ask all you big shots for data support!

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