Chapter 48

"Oh my god!! What can save these straight men!"

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Inside the livestream room, the little fairies were wailing in grief!

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Once upon a time.

Zhang Yang also felt that it was a very romantic thing for a young couple to go watch a movie together.

In that dim environment, the hormones between men and women are easily attracted to each other.

You can put your arms around each other's shoulders, hold hands, and even explore unknown territories a step further!

When the mood is right, heading straight to a hotel after the movie is a logical progression.

But once, in a certain group, a fellow "wolf" shared a few short videos of things happening in a movie theater, and later that group was naturally banned!

At that moment, Zhang Yang realized.

There are cameras in movie theaters!

Everything the audience is doing is seen clearly!

From that moment on, the romance of watching movies vanished, and it really just became about watching the movie!

At this time, Bai Lu looked displeased.

"Since you had already made up your mind, why did you ask me what movie to watch just now! You wouldn't watch what I chose anyway!"

Zhang Yang hurriedly stepped forward to argue.

"Lulu, look! *Titanic* is just a re-run. The naked sketching, the hugging on the bow, the 'I jump, you jump'—all these plots have been seen before, there's no surprise! This looks like a three-hour commercial for the 'Heart of the Ocean'!"

Bai Lu was quite angered by Zhang Yang, yet she didn't know whether to laugh or cry!

This undying love, this dog of a man turns a blind eye to it, and instead thinks it's a jewelry commercial!

When a couple watches a movie, shouldn't the first choice be a romance film?

Who would choose to watch an animated movie when taking their girlfriend to the cinema for the first time?

The more Bai Lu thought about it, the angrier she got, and she let out a cold snort.

"Even if it is a commercial, it's still better than your cartoon!"

Hearing this, Zhang Yang was immediately unhappy!

"Woman! You can talk about me, but you cannot insult my happiness!"

"Nintendo, the ruler of the world! Do you know that? This is my happiness!"

"*The Super Mario Bros. Movie* isn't just a cartoon, it's nostalgia, it's everyone's happiness!"

For a moment.

The two were locked in a standoff again, neither willing to yield to the other!

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[Hahaha, these two are too funny!]

[One says *Titanic* is a commercial, the other says *The Super Mario Bros. Movie* is a cartoon. At this moment, both Cameron and Nintendo are silent!]

[Hahaha... how is it that it feels like they have a point? Dying of laughter!]

[I suggest you watch them separately, even if you aren't watching the same movie, at least you're still in the same theater!]

[Hahaha... can't stop laughing, to the person above, you really are a little clever ghost!]

[Wuhu! My happiness and Brother Yang's happiness seem to be the same!]

[Highly recommend watching *The Super Mario Bros. Movie*, go watch it! It's very good!]

[Me! *Ride On* says it refuses to accept this, why don't you two consider me!]

[Hahaha... dying of laughter! Does my Brother Long have no standing at all?]

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Watching the two in a cold war, the cameraman on the side couldn't help but suggest.

"Why don't you watch both? Watch one first, then go watch the other later, wouldn't that make everyone happy?"

Zhang Yang gave the cameraman an appreciative look; it seems this young man really isn't a pig.

"That suggestion is flawless, I can accompany you to watch *Titanic* first, and then go watch *The Super Mario Bros. Movie*!"

Bai Lu righteously refused. "No, our love fund only has over five hundred left, if we watch both, we'll soon be unable to afford a meal!"

"Uh, uh, uh...!"

Zhang Yang almost forgot that Bai Lu still had this traditional virtue, and his thoughts shifted.

"Bai Lu, look, one ticket for *Titanic* at this theater is X, two tickets are 2X. But *The Super Mario Bros. Movie* is only Y, two are 2Y. This can save us Z yuan! Isn't that great!"

Bai Lu tilted her head and thought for a while. "That seems to be the case, spending 100 to watch a movie we've already seen doesn't seem that worth it!"

Zhang Yang's eyes lit up when he heard this; there's a chance!

If he had known this, why did he wait so long? He should have just said he was short on cash and looked for the cheaper one!

Sure enough!

Love is worthless in the face of money!

The "Deer Antlers" in the livestream room were even more frustrated by her lack of resolve!

[Lulu, you've been fooled by Zhang Yang again!]

[Lulu, when will you change this money-grubbing mindset of yours? You're out on a date, not here to save money!]

[Can't bear to watch, Lulu, you're on your own!]

[Hahaha...! Dying of laughter! Didn't expect Bai Lu to be defeated by money!]

[*Ride On*: Why don't you consider me, I have a higher cost-performance ratio!]

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"Alright! I've already bought the tickets, the movie starts in ten minutes, remember to reimburse me later!"

Zhang Yang, fearing Bai Lu would go back on her word, used his phone to buy two tickets for *The Super Mario Bros. Movie*.

As everyone knows, movie tickets are non-refundable!

Bai Lu was rendered speechless by Zhang Yang's slick move!

"I'll let it slide this time, but you have to promise me one thing!"

"What thing?"

Zhang Yang's vigilance spiked.

He calculated the probability of Bai Lu using the "Nine Yin Bone Claw" if he refused.

Bai Lu was no longer so easily fooled!

"I want you to write a song for me, how about it? That shouldn't be hard for you, right?"

Bai Lu pursed her lips, a bit afraid to look at Zhang Yang.

Ever since she heard the song Zhang Yang wrote for his younger sister, she had felt an inexplicable restlessness in her heart.

"Alright! No problem! I'll find time to choose... no, to write one for you, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"

Hearing that it was about writing a song, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief!

He was a walking music library; he didn't have much, but he had plenty of songs!

Seeing Zhang Yang agree so readily, a bright smile bloomed on Bai Lu's face.

"Good! Then let's go! To watch your cartoon!"

Zhang Yang righteously corrected her. "Woman! This is *The Super Mario Bros. Movie*, it's happiness!"

"Fine, fine! It's your happiness! While we still have time, let's go buy milk tea, I want to drink...!"

".........!"

Zhang Yang almost fell to the ground when he heard this.

Just a moment ago, she wouldn't watch *Titanic* to save money, and now she's voluntarily spending money on milk tea.

Women, oh women! ===== CHAPTER 100 =====