Chapter 58

This is Xu Dada's song!

But he seemed to have trouble speaking his mind!

"Hahaha... No, I've never been in a relationship in my life, how could I possibly be cheated on at 28? You're overthinking it!"

Bai Lu sobbed softly. "I know, you've just been afraid to face this past, which is why you've been pretending to be like this!"

Zhang Yang was truly at a loss for words; I really have to thank you, Bai Lu!

We are still live-streaming right now!

He didn't want to wake up tomorrow and see news of himself being cheated on trending on Weibo.

At this time, the live-stream chat was already discussing it.

[It's here, it's here! Come quickly to eat the melon of Zhang Yang; Bai Lu opened this melon herself, guaranteed authentic!]

[Do you guys think Zhang Yang was really cheated on, which is why he wrote this song?]

[I feel like it's true; the imagery in this song is so realistic, it's as if such a thing really happened.]

[That's right, that's right! When I listen to this song, I feel like I'm at the scene; the story is very immersive!]

[This song just needs one more line: Based on a true story!]

[I feel like you guys are really too mean; why do you all want Brother Yang to wear a green hat?]

[Even if the protagonist of this song isn't Zhang Yang, it's still real; the whole song is basically a story!]

…………………

"Bai Lu, you're an actress, you have rich emotions, I can understand that, but you shouldn't associate it with me."

"This story is indeed real, but the protagonist isn't me; it's the story of a fellow townsman of mine!"

Zhang Yang could only mutter in his heart.

Teacher Xu, we once lived in the same global village, so you are indeed a fellow townsman!

"Really?"

Bai Lu stopped her tears and looked at Zhang Yang with suspicious eyes.

"Really, pearls aren't even this real. Don't you see my eyes filled with sincerity?"

Zhang Yang pointed at his own eyes with his finger.

"Pfft! If I believe you, I'll go blind!"

Looking at the goofy Zhang Yang, Bai Lu couldn't help but laugh through her tears.

"Then how will you believe it's true? Do you want me to dig out my heart and show it to you?"

After saying this, Zhang Yang used his hands to gesture as if he were going to dig out his heart.

"Pfft! I don't want your black heart."

Bai Lu spat, but the smile on her face couldn't hide her happiness.

"Zhang Yang!"

"Huh?!"

"I want to hear this story; will you tell it to me?"

Bai Lu looked at Zhang Yang with anticipation.

"Didn't you say you liked this song before? Why do you want to hear the story behind it now?"

"Just tell me, I want to hear it!"

Bai Lu ran in front of Zhang Yang and actually used the act-cute technique; a faint fragrance wafted toward him.

[Tsk tsk, Bai Lu is really going all out! Sacrificing her charm just to hear a story!]

[This isn't like Bai Lu at all, but actually, I really want to hear it too! Go Bai Lu!]

[Beer, barbecue, and sunflower seeds are ready; is it starting yet!]

[Why am I a little unhappy hearing it's not Zhang Yang's own story?]

…………………………

As the saying goes, women who know how to act cute have the best luck!

"Alright! Alright! Stop shaking me; if you shake any more, my bones will turn to mush. I'll tell you!"

Zhang Yang continued wiping his hair and sat on the sofa.

"Hmm, hmm, my throat feels a bit dry now; how should I tell it?"

"Understood!"

Bai Lu immediately reacted, took a cup, poured a glass of water, and placed it on the table.

"I don't know why, but maybe because I cooked for too long, my neck feels a bit sore."

"Okay, understood!"

"I learned some massage techniques when I was filming. Let me give you a massage."

Bai Lu showed a very forced smile at Zhang Yang and gritted her teeth.

"Hmm, go ahead!"

Zhang Yang closed his eyes slightly and nodded.

[Wuwuwu! That hateful Zhang Yang, actually making Lulu do so many things!]

[Bai Lu, you've really sacrificed too much for this story; my heart aches!]

[To hear a story, Bai Lu is really going all out; go for it, Lulu!]

…………………

"Hmm...!"

At this moment, Zhang Yang only felt a pair of soft, boneless hands resting on his shoulders; the moderate pressure made him unable to help but make a sound.

It seems Bai Lu wasn't lying; she really had learned some massage techniques.

"Zhang Yang, can you tell me now?"

Bai Lu's voice came from behind, her tone filled with flattery.

"Alright, alright! Actually, there's nothing much to tell! That song is just a narrative; after one listen, the whole story is very clear!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

Zhang Yang felt as if his throat had been gripped by fate, only this fate was a girl named Bai Lu!

Bai Lu's pair of "Nine Yin Bone-Clawing Claws" grabbed Zhang Yang's neck, leaving him unable to move.

"Cough, cough, cough...! Bai Lu... you, you let go first, let go first, I can't breathe!"

"Hmph! Zhang Yang! Are you going to tell me or not!"

Bai Lu's tone at this moment was murderous, with a sense of "we'll go down together."

"Okay...! I'll tell you! Just let go first!"

Now that he was under her claws, how could he not bow his head!

Zhang Yang had no choice but to obediently admit defeat.

"That's more like it; hurry up and tell me, I'm listening."

Bai Lu let go and sat on the sofa; this was the real Bai Lu.

[Hahaha! As expected of my Bai Bai Mengyan, she really has Zhang Yang under control!]

[I have to say, Bai Lu's "Nine Yin Bone-Clawing Claws" are Zhang Yang's nemesis.]

[Haha, Zhang Yang, just obediently submit to my Lulu; you won't be fooled, and you won't lose out!]

[Bai Lu is worthy of being someone who has played a female demon; this technique is handled so well!]

[Zhang Yang: Ying ying...! This woman is terrifying!]

………………

Zhang Yang cleared his throat and said, "Actually, the whole story is really in the lyrics."

"Hmm?"

Bai Lu glared at Zhang Yang; the meaning was very clear.

You drank the water I poured, and you enjoyed my massage; how can I let you get away with it for free?

"Alright, alright, the story is actually like this: my friend... no... my fellow townsman, he..."

(There are many versions of this story online; if you're interested, you can take a look; I'm just filling in the word count!)

"The whole story is just like that!"

Zhang Yang told the whole story in one breath!

"Hmm, hmm, this fellow townsman of yours... is it really not you? Why do I feel like you have such deep feelings about it!"