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Chapter 1

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"This is the last time I’m helping you. If you still can’t manage to salvage your public image, I think we’ll have to terminate our contract completely."

In the office, Boss Yang looked at Chen Fan with a very serious expression.

Chen Fan replied speechlessly, "Can’t I just be a 'little fresh meat'? Isn't it all about looks? What’s the big deal? Haven't my looks always been top-tier?"

"Yes, your looks are high-tier, you are a 'little fresh meat,' but you can't be completely incompetent. Singing and dancing are the bare minimum, don't you know that?"

"I know, but I just can't seem to learn them."

"I must have been blind to choose you. Forget it. I’ve arranged a variety show for you; you’ll be heading over shortly. This time, we’re going together, understand?"

Chen Fan was speechless and said, "Alright, alright, I get it, I get it. Is that enough?"

Afterward, she threw a file at Chen Fan. He picked it up and began to read it carefully.

*Our First Steps into the Workplace*, Season 2, the Forensic Season.

This season chose to feature purely amateur participants. As for the guests, there was Boss Yang, Chen Fan, and a woman named Gao Ye.

The three of them would form a team, and of course, they would be accompanied by a professional forensic doctor from Mango TV.

Teacher Liu.

The group would form a team with both traffic and professional expertise to grade the newcomers.

"Workplace" and "Forensic"—these four words combined were truly attractive.

You have to realize that in the eyes of countless people, forensic science has always been a mysterious existence. Everyone is unable to come into contact with it; apart from seeing it in some film and television works, they can never see it clearly.

The core purpose of adopting the forensic theme this season is actually to promote forensic science and achieve the effect of deterring criminals.

It means the celebrities need to be mentally prepared: appearing at crime scenes, watching forensic autopsies, and so on—it requires very strong mental fortitude.

Sitting in the commuter vehicle, Chen Fan yawned and sighed speechlessly about the unfairness of life.

Honestly, if he could, he never really wanted to be a "little fresh meat."

But the system required him to be a "little fresh meat" for one year before he could unlock the system.

Helpless, Chen Fan could only bite the bullet and agree.

And the time happened to stop at this very day.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Great Star System.]

Holy crap, it finally arrived. This is truly awesome.

The Great Star System—doesn't that mean he can become a star immediately?

And then conquer the entertainment industry, have countless women follow him, and then open the door to a new world?

Whether it's the front door or the back door?

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining basic knowledge of forensic medicine. Congratulations to the host for obtaining basic skills.]

[Minute-long dissection of a person: Your speed at cutting people is incredibly fast.]

??????

Wait, is the opening method wrong?

You must have a virus.

No, what I wanted was singing, dancing, and rap, not dissecting corpses, okay?

What do these things have to do with me?

Then the system went silent.

Damn, I’ve been scammed, haven't I?

Forget it, I'll take it one step at a time.

On the commuter vehicle, Boss Yang looked at the tablet file and said, "For this Forensic Season, remember: don't say what shouldn't be said. We don't know anything about forensic knowledge at all; just follow along and appropriately liven up the atmosphere."

"Liven up the atmosphere? Does dancing while dragging a corpse count?"

"If you can dance while dragging a corpse, I’d be very happy to promote that. Contrast can still make you popular, but do you dare?"

"What’s there not to dare?"

"Every celebrity who goes says that. Why did they choose us for the second season of the Forensic Season? Do you really think I spent money to pull strings? Actually, no. It’s because many people have already tried and found they couldn't handle contact with corpses on-site, so they had no choice but to give up."

"Oh, right, that Gao Ye is also one of them, right?"

"Yes, Gao Ye is a C-list actor who mostly plays supporting roles. This opportunity actually had nothing to do with her, but because no one was fighting for it, it naturally fell to her."

"Is she pretty?"

Boss Yang rolled her eyes at Chen Fan in annoyance, took a pen, and tapped Chen Fan on the head, saying, "Thinking about women all day long? You must maintain your single persona for me right now, understand? Do you know what 'youthful aura' is?"

"Oh, alright, I get it. Youthful aura, I understand. By the way, filming corpses—can the audience accept that?"

"There are professional photographers who will blur the footage on-site; no post-processing is needed. The audience will only see a rough outline, but even seeing a rough outline is hard for people to accept, which is why everyone is testing the waters."

The commuter vehicle arrived at the scene.

Soon, the photographers and the director walked over.

From this moment on, the live broadcast began.

The host, Teacher He, said, "Thank you all. If you hadn't come, I really wouldn't have known who else to invite."

Boss Yang said, "It's no trouble. Thank you for giving Chen Fan a chance."

Chen Fan nodded subtly.

Boss Yang observed Teacher He's face and said, "Haven't been resting well lately? Why is your complexion so pale?"

"It's not that. It's just that I arrived early, then followed Teacher Liu to the autopsy room to take a look at the corpses, and I couldn't help it—I threw up immediately."

Teacher Liu was chubby, standing to the side with his hands tucked in, wearing glasses and smiling.

Chen Fan pointed at the camera and said, "Is the live broadcast starting already?"

Teacher He said, "Yes, the live broadcast has started. It started a long time ago. The core of this promotion is these forensic students and the forensic doctors, so there weren't any excessive entrance ceremonies."

At this point, Gao Ye walked over and greeted everyone.

And Boss Yang said, "Is it really that outrageous?"

After speaking, Teacher Liu led the way, and the group walked into the autopsy room.

Here, Boss Yang saw the pale corpse on the table, then reached out and handed her bag to Chen Fan.

"Boss, what's wrong?"

After speaking, Boss Yang lowered her head, squatted next to the trash can, and began to vomit.

Chen Fan smiled, walked to the side of the corpse, looked down, and then patted it.

"Not bad, fair and tender."

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The people in the live broadcast room stopped breathing for a moment.

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