Chapter 1: Our First Time in the Workplace

"This is the last time I'm helping you. If you still can't do it, if you can't pull your own people back, I think we need to terminate the contract completely."

In the office, Boss Yang looked at Chen Fan very seriously.

Chen Fan said helplessly, "Just being a fresh-faced idol is fine, right? Isn't it all about looks? What's the big deal? Haven't my looks always been top-notch?"

"Yes, your looks are great, you're a fresh-faced idol, but you can't be completely useless, can you? Singing and dancing are the bare basics. Don't you know that?"

"I know, but I just can't learn it."

"I must have been blind to choose you. Forget it. Here, I've arranged a variety show for you. You'll need to head over shortly. This time, we go together. Understood?"

Chen Fan said helplessly, "Alright, alright, got it, got it. Is that good enough?"

Then the documents were tossed to Chen Fan. Chen Fan picked them up and began reading them carefully.

"Our First Time in the Workplace," Season 2 promo, the Forensic Season.

This season chose some pure amateurs to join the show. The guest lineup included Boss Yang, Chen Fan, and a woman named Gao Ye.

The three formed a team, and of course, accompanying them was a professional forensic doctor from Mango's side.

Liu Laoshi.

The few of them formed a team with both traffic and professional expertise, to score the newcomers.

Workplace, forensic doctor—these four words put together are really eye-catching.

You have to know that, in the eyes of countless people, forensic doctors have always been a very mysterious existence. People never get to come into contact with them. Apart from seeing them in some film and television works, they can never see them clearly again.

And the core purpose of adopting this forensic season is actually to promote forensic medicine and achieve the effect of deterring criminals.

The celebrities need to be mentally prepared—going to the scene, watching forensic autopsies, and so on. It requires very strong mental fortitude.

Sitting in the commuter van, Chen Fan yawned and helplessly lamented the unfairness of life.

Honestly, if he could, he really never thought about being a fresh-faced idol.

But the system required him to be a fresh-faced idol for one year before he could unlock the system.

Helpless, Chen Fan could only brace himself and agree.

And time happened to stop on this day.

【Ding. Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Superstar System.】

Holy crap, it finally came. That's seriously awesome.

The Superstar System—doesn't that mean he's about to become a star right away?

Then conquer the entertainment industry, then have countless women follow him, then open the door to a new world?

Whether it's the front door or the back door?

【Ding. Congratulations, Host. You have obtained basic forensic medical knowledge. Congratulations, Host. You have obtained basic skills.】

【Dissect a person in one minute: Your speed at dissecting people is extraordinarily fast.】

??????

Wait, did I open it the wrong way?

Did you catch a virus?

No, what I wanted was singing, dancing, rap—not dissecting corpses, alright?

What do these things have to do with me?

Then the system went silent.

Damn, I got scammed, didn't I?

Forget it, take it one step at a time.

In the commuter van, Boss Yang looked at the tablet documents and said, "This Forensic Season—remember, don't say what you shouldn't. We don't understand any forensic knowledge at all. Just follow along and liven up the atmosphere appropriately."

"Liven up the atmosphere? Does dragging a corpse around to dance count?"

"If you can drag a corpse around to dance, I'd actually be happy to promote that. The contrast could still blow up. The question is, do you dare?"

"What's there to be afraid of?"

"Every celebrity who goes says that. Why do you think the second Forensic Season chose us? You really think I paid to pull strings? Actually, no. Many people have already tried it, found they couldn't handle being around corpses on-site, and had no choice but to give up."

"Oh, right, that Gao Ye too, right?"

"Right. Gao Ye is a nobody actress. Most of her roles have been supporting parts and the like. This opportunity actually has nothing to do with her, but since no one was fighting for it, it naturally fell to her."

"Is she pretty?"

Boss Yang rolled her eyes at Chen Fan in annoyance, took a pen, tapped Chen Fan on the head, and said, "All you ever think about is women? You need to maintain your single persona for me right now, understand? Do you know what 'youthful freshness' means?"

"Oh, alright then, got it. Youthful freshness, I understand. By the way, can the audience accept filming corpses? 》"

"There are professional photographers on-site doing the censoring in real time. No post-processing needed. The audience can only see the general idea, but even just seeing the general idea is hard for people to accept. That's why everyone's been giving it a try."

The commuter van arrived at the site.

Soon, the photographers and director walked over.

From this moment on, the livestream began.

The host, He Laoshi, said, "Thanks to you all. If you hadn't come, I really wouldn't have known how to invite anyone else."

Boss Yang said, "No problem. And thank you for giving Chen Fan a chance."

Chen Fan nodded reservedly.

Boss Yang observed He Laoshi's face and said, "Haven't been resting well lately? Why is your complexion so pale?"

"Not really. It's just that I arrived first, then followed Liu Laoshi to the autopsy room to look at a corpse, couldn't hold it in, and threw up on the spot."

Liu Laoshi, plump and round, stood to the side with his hands tucked in, wearing glasses, smiling.

Chen Fan pointed at the camera and said, "The livestream starts now? |"

He Laoshi said, "Yeah, the livestream's started. It started a while ago. The core of this promo is those forensic students and the forensic doctors themselves, so there wasn't any over-the-top entrance ceremony or anything."

At this point, Gao Ye walked over and greeted the group.

And Boss Yang said, "Really that outrageous?"

Having finished speaking, Liu Laoshi led the way, and the few of them walked into the autopsy room.

Over here, Boss Yang saw the pale corpse on the table, then reached out and handed the bag to Chen Fan.

"Boss, what's wrong?"

Having finished speaking, Boss Yang lowered her head, squatted beside the trash can, and vomited.

Chen Fan smiled, walked over to the corpse, looked down at it, then gave it a pat.

"Not bad, pale and tender, pale and tender."

?????

The people in the live broadcast room instantly stopped breathing.

p: Begging for support, thank you all.