Chapter 189

That's right. Regarding the issue of pets, in these past five years, many restrictive measures and urban management regulations have actually been introduced.

Law enforcement doesn't care about those excuses anymore; if they find someone not using a leash, they just take the dog away directly.

If you want it back, go write a self-criticism letter, then you can take the dog home.

In this world, those who like dogs and those who don't are actually split about fifty-fifty.

If you walk your dog without a leash, then naturally, someone will report you.

Chen Fan said, "Actually, pets are quite good; they provide companionship. It's just that some 'dog lovers' and 'cat lovers' have given the whole thing a bad name."

The old man said, "Who's to say otherwise? This group of people just uses that name as a pretext to bully others. They aren't real dog or cat lovers; they just use this as an excuse to act recklessly and pay for their own evil intentions."

Chen Fan was eating and said, "Then, old man, do you think I'm a person with evil intentions?"

"You are."

"Then when I go out in a moment, why don't you follow me? I see that many people are from the neighborhood."

The old man said, "I can do that. As long as it's not illegal, it's fine."

After the group finished eating, they strolled out of the alley and arrived in the city.

Chen Fan stood at the entrance of a pet shop, watching the busy couple inside.

The man was treating a wound on a pet, while the woman was watching a TV series and playing on her phone.

Chen Fan watched and said, "Boss, five hundred yuan to buy a secret about your wife."

The boss looked at Chen Fan and said, "Wow, it's Chen Fan! You're a celebrity, I know you. You coming here is..."

"Yeah, are you buying or not? I'll tell a story. If you want to listen, give me the money; if not, forget it."

The woman immediately got angry and said, "So what if you're a celebrity? Get lost! Are you poor and crazy?"

The boss gave Chen Fan five hundred yuan. Chen Fan said, "Some people, in fact, will kneel down and serve their masters just like dogs."

After saying this, Chen Fan left.

The boss instantly exploded, saying, "That... you two go out first. I'm not doing business here anymore."

Chen Fan didn't leave and said, "That won't do. You've resorted to violence, and we have to intervene. We are police."

The man pointed at the woman's nose and said, "F*** your mother! I work hard to earn money to marry you, and this is how you treat me, isn't it?"

"This guy is just spouting nonsense."

"Nonsense my ass! These things were dug up last time. I thought you prepared them for me, but I didn't expect you prepared them for another man. F*** it, I'm divorcing you! Give me back all the money and get the hell out! Oh, right, I'm live-streaming now. I'll just state my location. You don't want your face? I don't want mine either!"

The woman's face turned pale with fear.

Chen Fan took out a pen, crossed out the woman's name, and said, "You must guarantee you won't hit anyone."

"Don't worry, I know. I won't. If I hit this woman, I'll have to go to jail."

"Remember to contact a lawyer."

"I will, it's just..."

"Don't worry, having lived together for a period of time, it counts as bigamy. It's very serious."

The man stared fixedly at the woman.

It was as if he intended to strangle her the next second.

Chen Fan held his notebook and waved it in front of the camera.

"Yeah, don't bother censoring it. Director, what's the point of censoring? There are so many people with the same name, aren't there?"

The director was speechless and ultimately chose not to censor it.

There was only one woman with that name.

Five years ago, on July 15th, the woman brought a man along and had him smash the old man's car.

They were sued and had to pay damages, and the man and woman broke up.

Because of the destruction of someone else's property, the man was sentenced. The woman's family didn't pay a cent, and afterwards, she claimed she hadn't directed it and that the man had done it on his own.

Chen Fan walked to the second shop.

A family was selling steamed buns.

Chen Fan looked at the buns and immediately picked up his phone.

"Hello, is this the Food and Drug Administration? I am reporting with my real name: the meat here is rat meat."

The people eating buns at the table immediately exploded in anger.

The shop owner and his wife stared at Chen Fan.

They couldn't believe it.

Chen Fan smiled and crossed out both their names.

On July 16th, the two had gone to snatch the old man's newspapers and sold them under the guise of being "dog lovers."

But the two had never raised a dog.

The old man followed Chen Fan, watching happily.

The third shop.

A couple was watching TV; this was a barbershop, and there was a son in the shop.

Chen Fan said, "Free paternity test provided."

The man stood up immediately, staring at the woman and the child, and instantly felt disgusted.

They started arguing right away.

Chen Fan continued to cross out names.

On July 20th, the man, in order to pursue an internet celebrity career, came here to live-stream, insulting and berating the old man in various ways.

The woman stood on the side, posing and helping him.

The notebook wasn't very thick, but it wasn't thin either.

Chen Fan's phone rang, and his superior asked, "Chen Fan, how long do you intend to keep causing trouble?"

Chen Fan said, "I am proving one thing—one thing I want to see."

"What the hell is that? Speak like a human."

"Are these 'dog lovers' and 'cat lovers' really good people? Purely good people?"

"People aren't judged like that."

Chen Fan said, "I know. I really hope everyone in this notebook is wrong. I hope more than anyone that these people have no issues. But what if not a single one is?"

The superior hung up the phone directly.

Whatever, let it rot. Damn it, even the boss is starting to doubt. Could it be that there really isn't a single good person?

The fifth shop, the sixth shop.

By the fifteenth shop.

The audience in the live-stream room was numb.

F***, not a single one?

Not one good person?

How is it that everyone has such disgusting evil intentions hidden in their hearts?

During this time, Chen Fan even caught thieves, robbers, and the damn guy who stole someone else's wife and beat up the husband.

Chen Fan smiled at the old man and looked at Zhang Tianxiong, saying, "You guys better protect me."

The old man said, "There's one good thing about being old: if they touch me, I'll just fall down. Don't worry, no one will touch you."

Zhang Tianxiong was speechless, but he felt incredibly satisfied inside.

It was just very cathartic.

Then, a man appeared next to Chen Fan and said, "I surrender. You don't need to do this anymore."

— Author's Notes —

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