[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than-":3,"chapter-entertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than--entertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than--chapter-189":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: My Autopsies Outdo the Coroners? Better Investigate Me",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2045050,3166,"Chapter 189","entertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than--chapter-189",189,"\u003Cp>That’s right. Regarding the issue of pets, in these past five years, many restrictive measures and urban management regulations have actually been introduced.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Law enforcement doesn't care about those excuses anymore; if they find someone not using a leash, they just take the dog away directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>If you want it back, go write a self-criticism letter, then you can take the dog home.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>In this world, those who like dogs and those who don't are actually split about fifty-fifty.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>If you walk your dog without a leash, then naturally, someone will report you.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan said, \"Actually, pets are quite good; they provide companionship. It’s just that some 'dog lovers' and 'cat lovers' have given the whole thing a bad name.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The old man said, \"Who’s to say otherwise? This group of people just uses that name as a pretext to bully others. They aren't real dog or cat lovers; they just use this as an excuse to act recklessly and pay for their own evil intentions.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan was eating and said, \"Then, old man, do you think I’m a person with evil intentions?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"You are.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Then when I go out in a moment, why don't you follow me? I see that many people are from the neighborhood.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The old man said, \"I can do that. As long as it’s not illegal, it’s fine.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>After the group finished eating, they strolled out of the alley and arrived in the city.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan stood at the entrance of a pet shop, watching the busy couple inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The man was treating a wound on a pet, while the woman was watching a TV series and playing on her phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan watched and said, \"Boss, five hundred yuan to buy a secret about your wife.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The boss looked at Chen Fan and said, \"Wow, it’s Chen Fan! You’re a celebrity, I know you. You coming here is...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Yeah, are you buying or not? I’ll tell a story. If you want to listen, give me the money; if not, forget it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The woman immediately got angry and said, \"So what if you're a celebrity? Get lost! Are you poor and crazy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The boss gave Chen Fan five hundred yuan. Chen Fan said, \"Some people, in fact, will kneel down and serve their masters just like dogs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>After saying this, Chen Fan left.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The boss instantly exploded, saying, \"That... you two go out first. I’m not doing business here anymore.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan didn't leave and said, \"That won't do. You’ve resorted to violence, and we have to intervene. We are police.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The man pointed at the woman’s nose and said, \"F*** your mother! I work hard to earn money to marry you, and this is how you treat me, isn't it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"This guy is just spouting nonsense.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Nonsense my ass! These things were dug up last time. I thought you prepared them for me, but I didn't expect you prepared them for another man. F*** it, I’m divorcing you! Give me back all the money and get the hell out! Oh, right, I’m live-streaming now. I’ll just state my location. You don't want your face? I don't want mine either!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The woman’s face turned pale with fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan took out a pen, crossed out the woman’s name, and said, \"You must guarantee you won't hit anyone.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Don't worry, I know. I won't. If I hit this woman, I’ll have to go to jail.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Remember to contact a lawyer.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"I will, it’s just...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Don't worry, having lived together for a period of time, it counts as bigamy. It’s very serious.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The man stared fixedly at the woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>It was as if he intended to strangle her the next second.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan held his notebook and waved it in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Yeah, don't bother censoring it. Director, what’s the point of censoring? There are so many people with the same name, aren't there?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The director was speechless and ultimately chose not to censor it.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>There was only one woman with that name.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Five years ago, on July 15th, the woman brought a man along and had him smash the old man’s car.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>They were sued and had to pay damages, and the man and woman broke up.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Because of the destruction of someone else’s property, the man was sentenced. The woman’s family didn't pay a cent, and afterwards, she claimed she hadn't directed it and that the man had done it on his own.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan walked to the second shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>A family was selling steamed buns.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan looked at the buns and immediately picked up his phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Hello, is this the Food and Drug Administration? I am reporting with my real name: the meat here is rat meat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The people eating buns at the table immediately exploded in anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The shop owner and his wife stared at Chen Fan.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>They couldn't believe it.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan smiled and crossed out both their names.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>On July 16th, the two had gone to snatch the old man’s newspapers and sold them under the guise of being \"dog lovers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>But the two had never raised a dog.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The old man followed Chen Fan, watching happily.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The third shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>A couple was watching TV; this was a barbershop, and there was a son in the shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan said, \"Free paternity test provided.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The man stood up immediately, staring at the woman and the child, and instantly felt disgusted.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>They started arguing right away.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan continued to cross out names.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>On July 20th, the man, in order to pursue an internet celebrity career, came here to live-stream, insulting and berating the old man in various ways.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The woman stood on the side, posing and helping him.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The notebook wasn't very thick, but it wasn't thin either.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan’s phone rang, and his superior asked, \"Chen Fan, how long do you intend to keep causing trouble?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan said, \"I am proving one thing—one thing I want to see.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"What the hell is that? Speak like a human.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Are these 'dog lovers' and 'cat lovers' really good people? Purely good people?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"People aren't judged like that.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan said, \"I know. I really hope everyone in this notebook is wrong. I hope more than anyone that these people have no issues. But what if not a single one is?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The superior hung up the phone directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Whatever, let it rot. Damn it, even the boss is starting to doubt. Could it be that there really isn't a single good person?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The fifth shop, the sixth shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>By the fifteenth shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The audience in the live-stream room was numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>F***, not a single one?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Not one good person?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>How is it that everyone has such disgusting evil intentions hidden in their hearts?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>During this time, Chen Fan even caught thieves, robbers, and the damn guy who stole someone else’s wife and beat up the husband.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Chen Fan smiled at the old man and looked at Zhang Tianxiong, saying, \"You guys better protect me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The old man said, \"There’s one good thing about being old: if they touch me, I’ll just fall down. Don't worry, no one will touch you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Zhang Tianxiong was speechless, but he felt incredibly satisfied inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>It was just very cathartic.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Then, a man appeared next to Chen Fan and said, \"I surrender. You don't need to do this anymore.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Chr\u002F>\u003Cp>\u003Cem>— Author's Notes —\u003C\u002Fem>\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>PS: Please support, thank you everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>",1233,"2026-06-16T00:51:13.691Z","2026-06-17T08:48:02.866Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","7649fa655f6151b459453a622d0be1c4572ddcf61bdc01f61424f40fe31e273e","entertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than--chapter-190","entertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than--chapter-188",359,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-my-autopsy-skills-are-better-than--cover.jpg"]