Chapter 236: If I Committed a Crime, Not One of You Could Catch Me

Chen Fan looked at his badge and said, "Junior Technician. I really am one. This wording is just too speechless."

"Be content. Many people might work their whole lives and still be junior forensic experts. Getting promoted is very hard. Go ahead. But your class will probably be different from others."

"Uh, isn't my class just that? I'll just look up some info on Baidu Baike later, throw it out there, and that's it."

This isn't about Baidu Baike.

Old Liu said, "They are all watching that stuff. You need to find a way to explain it simply. Teach them two things: fingerprints, footprints, and blood. These three are the most common at crime scenes."

"Got it, got it. By the way, is anyone stopping me from saying whatever I want in class?"

"Say whatever. Everyone has the ability to distinguish right from wrong."

Chen Fan nodded and went to prepare.

Over here, Qin Ming watched the conversation between Chen Fan and Old Liu, feeling a bit scared, and said, "Why do I feel cold sweat on my back? How could Chen Fan possibly act according to the normal pattern?"

Teacher He said, "Yes, I now feel that Chen Fan won't handle the situation according to the normal pattern either."

Over here, time reached past four in the afternoon. When Chen Fan stood inside the classroom, he spoke directly.

"If I committed a crime, not a single one of you could catch me."

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone in the live broadcast room and the observation room instantly burst out laughing.

We knew it, we knew it. This guy won't act according to the normal path.

Several police officers downstairs looked at Chen Fan. Everyone immediately took out their handcuffs and threw them onto the tables, saying, "Try saying another word."

"Just kidding. Look at you guys, really."

The audience went completely crazy with laughter.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha."

"This guy Chen Fan, really. I feel like this guy is about to let himself go."

"Probably suppressed for too long. A natural-born criminal like this, finally able to show himself off, probably can't wait to show off, right?"

"What I don't understand is whether these police officers can handle Chen Fan."

On Chen Fan's side, he directly took out some photos and said, "The course actually has nothing much to say. It's just about quickly letting everyone judge. Relying solely on us forensic experts, we'd probably work ourselves to death. Someone gave me some fingerprint comparisons here, about fifty of them. Everyone take a look."

Afterwards, the photos appeared on the blackboard, projected by light.

"Mm, everyone look here, Zhelin."

"Mm, right here, this point. See it? Okay, next one."

????

The audience downstairs froze. No, wait, slow down.

This is like someone who doesn't know math taking a math class.

The teacher asked the students, "Do you understand this thing?"

Several police officers downstairs stared at the blackboard with wide eyes, looking completely speechless.

Over here, Old Song said, "Slow down. Your brain and Old Li's brain are both too fast. If you speak slowly, they won't understand."

Chen Fan helplessly said, "It's just a matter of a difference point. Can't you even understand this? Here, here, if it's uncertain, just switch to the next one. Why waste time?"

Someone said, "But what if it matches later on?"

"Do you think that's reliable?"

An old officer stood up and said, "What Chen Fan said should be the first difference point. If this point doesn't match, the subsequent ones will be very difficult. The probability is too low. If we waste time comparing, we'll probably work ourselves to death."

This is an efficiency issue.

Chen Fan is someone who is very good at being lazy. Any fast method is something Chen Fan likes to figure out.

Chen Fan said, "Moreover, fingerprints are used too little now. In the past, people didn't understand the law, so bloody handprints and such were everywhere on the streets. But now? Everyone is smart and has learned to wear gloves themselves."

"Fingerprint analysis is also advancing. So, speed is what we pursue."

Everyone nodded.

Chen Fan compared them again and said, "Here, here, the corner of the fingerprint. Generally, the Chongqing Fingerprint Method, or the Qingdao Fingerprint Method, or even the Chen Fan Fingerprint Comparison. Most of them lead to the same result by different paths."

Wait, something strange got mixed in?

Teacher He said, "What is 'Chen Fan Fingerprint Comparison'?"

Qin Ming said, "Damn, let Chen Fan show off. The fingerprint comparison Chen Fan proposed earlier has already been named. It was named after his own name. Originally, they planned to name it after the province, but Chen Fan insisted on using his own name. He really knows how to show off."

Hahahaha.

Everyone laughed along.

Song Zuer said, "Teacher Qin Ming, if it were you, what would you do?"

"That must be my own name, right? I dream of having my name written into textbooks, okay?"

The audience was also speechless. This is what makes people feel the most uncomfortable.

This guy is a fresh meat idol, yet this guy has received First-Class Merit.

Although that First-Class Merit had some promotional intent in it, Chen Fan's named fingerprint comparison is the biggest blow.

"Generally, for fingerprint comparison, you take a photo, throw it into the computer, and the result comes out in minutes. If it's not in the fingerprint database, you can only compare manually. However, finding the suspect and such still depends on everyone yourselves. Forensic experts can't provide a plan for these things."

Forensic experts can only provide a general direction. Locking down the suspect is the police's job.

That is, reasoning.

Everyone downstairs nodded repeatedly.

That is the truth.

Over here, Chen Fan asked someone to come on stage and said, "Compare these two for me."