Chapter 306

Chen Fan chuckled, sipped some chicken soup, and said, "Go handle it—if you don't, what if dog lovers start killing people?"

"Someone's already educating them, don't worry—no one that stupid will show up."

"But they'll hit people."

"If they hit someone, how am I supposed to stop them? I've advised them—I advised them. If they hit, they pay. If they run, I catch them. I'm done with this. Dog or human, don't ask me. Fuck, this is driving me crazy—I still have to write a self-criticism. Fuck."

"Why?"

Li Tian sighed and said, "Someone reported me for being too lenient with the killer, said I shouldn't have acted this way—you also have to write one, Chen Fan."

Old Liu said, "I already finished mine."

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Chen Fan grinned and said, "Hehe, Li Tian, how's that? Beg me—I'll copy it for you."

"Beg you? Fuck off."

Over here, Li Tian's phone rang; he glanced at it and said, "Hehe, my wife wrote it for me."

Fuck, Chen Fan immediately raised his middle finger.

At this moment, Qin Ming's phone rang and said, "Boss says you must go live while writing—don't turn off the stream until it's done, no sleeping, you're allowed to stay up all night, and tomorrow you get a day off."

Fuck, Chen Fan hated it and said, "Can't you see? Turn off the stream!"

The cameraman said, "I forgot—you didn't tell me."

Chen Fan quickly ate two bites of rice; Li Tian didn't hesitate either.

The two sat in front of the computer and began reflecting: "Oh dear, Boss, I did this wrong, it's my fault, my problem."

On the table, Old Liu said, "Damn, all that writing was for nothing."

Sister Yuanyuan said, "You saw this coming?"

"Yeah, I saw it coming. I figured Chen Fan wouldn't swallow this insult. We're forensic pathologists—our first lesson in forensic anthropology is learning to understand humans. Do you think we, as forensic pathologists, need to perform autopsies on pets?"

Over here, Teacher He said, "What about the money?"

"Even with money, it's still not acceptable. It's simple: this table is for humans. If you put a dog on it, what if other parents complain? We have no way to handle that."

It really does make sense.

"Besides, pet cases are already a nightmare—there's still no clear resolution. The simplest logic: one is a stranger, the other is your pet you live with every day. If someone kills your pet, will you kill them?"

No one could answer.

"Right? And it gets even crazier—some people have proposed laws to protect pets. Fine. What if someone keeps a chicken and you eat it? What if someone keeps a pig and you eat it? So this whole thing is pure nonsense. I actually like Chen Fan's line."

Everyone looked at Old Liu.

Old Liu said, "Whether dog lovers or cat lovers, these aren't derogatory terms—no need to care. But don't make others pay for your love. Committing evil yourself is never justified by using pets as a shield."

"Why did Chen Fan bet that all thirty-six people had problems—and why did he win? Real people think. They might say a few things online, or even just think a few thoughts. But going out to cause trouble in real life? That's illegal. Many people still have conscience."

Sister Yuanyuan said, "Are you that certain?"

Qin Ming said, "When a group starts recklessly invading others' homes, smashing things, it only proves they've done other things before—just got lucky and weren't caught. Once they do it once, they'll do it again, becoming more and more brazen. So Chen Fan's bet had theoretical grounds—and we, as forensic pathologists, can prove it."

Old Liu said, "Like a serial killer: the first murder, the second murder—they get more and more familiar with it."

Why are you bringing this up now? Seriously, Old Liu, isn't this ruining the mood?

Qin Ming silently wrote the case summary.

"Evil intent is always evil intent. A person must pay for their own evil intent. There's never been a shortage of executioners in this world—perhaps not human, perhaps merely the evil life they'll suffer in the future. There exists a court in this world, and its name is retribution."

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