Chapter 327
"Not handling it, just—worried that after all that running around, there's no apology needed, forget it, I can't manage everything either. Go take a look at that person."
Chen Fan looked at the man lying there, silently took out the test strip, and began his assessment.
The old forensic expert on the side was a bit speechless, saying: "You, this—"
"Let's do the test strip first, once the test is done, we'll talk about the rest."
The old forensic expert nodded.
Here, the test strip results showed something was there. Chen Fan said: "Mm, he used drugs, this person."
The old forensic expert looked at the camera, looked at Chen Fan, and said: "Only you would dare to say it."
"What's there to be afraid of? This stuff has to go through proper procedure."
Chen Fan then began scraping, then proceeded with the chemical analysis, saying: "Mm, wearing a condom, mm, had sexual relations before death."
The person in charge of recording on this side began taking notes.
"Could also be with a man, this is uncertain."
?????
The forensic expert in charge of recording started to lose it—damn, do I write this down?
He looked toward Master, who gave a nod.
In the observation room, everyone fell speechless.
Teacher He said: "Why do I feel like Chen Fan did it on purpose?"
Hahahahaha.
Everyone in the room laughed. Qin Ming said: "This wasn't on purpose, you're overthinking it. These things really do help with handling cases—at the very least, pinning down this person's sexual orientation is a solid category in forensic work."
First scandal: drug use.
Second scandal: homosexuality.
Then Chen Fan began turning the body over, checked it, and said: "Mm, also a zero, note that down."
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Holy shit.
On this side, the forensic expert in charge of recording started feeling sick.
The audience felt sick too.
Damn, forget it, why does this guy have so many scandals?
Chen Fan flipped him over, took a knife and made an incision, reached in and squeezed the heart, saying: "Mm, cause of death found—poisoning death, the heart's not right."
The old forensic expert leaned over, saying: "Uh, this heart, it's quite active."
"Right, no other wounds on the body, liver not checked yet, but from the heart, it should be a deadly poison—killed him in an instant."
The old forensic expert nodded—so it's the liver's toxicology test then.
The forensic expert recording on the side said: "Teacher, which aspect of the toxicology test?"
"Poison testing, not drug testing—just go do it."
After testing, the toxic components came out, and indeed it was the most lethal kind.
Chen Fan sat to one side, checked the report, and said: "Mm, alright, that's good enough."
On this side, Captain Qian looked at the report and said: "Mm, alright, I'll have someone handle it. Come on, we've been busy for a while, let's go eat some fruit."
That's it?
That's all there is to it?
Doesn't seem quite right.
In the observation room, several people looked at Qin Ming, who said: "This is normal forensic work—get the body, dissect it, then write the report and hand it to the police officer in charge. Any problem with that?"
Seems like no problem, but the problem is huge—before, Chen Fan would say a lot of other things.
But this time Chen Fan didn't say anything.
Didn't do anything extra, just handed the stuff to Captain Qian.
Teacher He said: "Chen Fan isn't saying anything?"
"Why would he need to? This is a standard autopsy, no issues at all."
But everyone just felt something was off, an indescribable feeling.
If it were like before, Chen Fan would definitely show off his skills, show off his talents—but this time, Chen Fan handled the case in the most official, most proper way.
The watermelon was cut open.
Chen Fan took a bite, grimaced, and said: "Tsk tsk tsk, the weather's cooled down, even the watermelon tastes cold now."
On this side, Captain Qian said: "Sigh, just eat it, having something to eat is already good. In a while, when the temperature drops and it snows, that's when it's the hardest."
"Snow?"
The old forensic expert came over, gave Chen Fan a piece of chocolate, and said: "Mm, snow—snow has its pros and cons. The good side is, if someone commits a crime, it's easy to handle. But the bad side is, natural deaths will be many."
"The workload will multiply."
Chen Fan said: "Mm, that's true, but there's another benefit—on snowy days, when the temperature drops, the corpse stays very intact, very convenient for us to cut into. Right?"
The old forensic expert was speechless. On this side, Captain Qian took two bites of watermelon and said: "I really understand why Li Tian is afraid of you. Honestly, your way of thinking really is different from most people. By the way, you colleague over there, what's your take?"
"Eyes take."
The old forensic expert said: "Alright, no need to throw a tantrum."
Chen Fan said: "I'm just unhappy—a bunch of fans pointing fingers over there, that's all. So I just followed procedure. I, 047, dare say it—go to any forensic lab, the result would be the same, no changes whatsoever."
Captain Qian said: "I don't understand the big principles."
Old Song said: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility—what else could it be? I quite like that saying."
Chen Fan was speechless, saying: "Fine, let me say something simple—you have quite a lot to investigate."
"Too much?"
Chen Fan said: "Yes. During the investigation, I found this person was severely abused—he had prolapsed rectum. And this dosage? Enough to kill ten elephants. The fact that he used poison means he knew it could kill. But why so much? What do you think?"
Lao Song and Captain Qian instantly understood.
"Do you know any leads?"
Chen Fan said: "What?"
"Gossip. We have to investigate."
Chen Fan said blankly: "I already said it. Didn't I?"
"Say it. That's the investigation."
Chen Fan immediately listed a long string of names; the livestream audience sat stunned.
"Holy shit, holy shit—what am I listening to? Is this… gossip?"
"Damn, is this gossip too much? I can't even finish eating it. Completely impossible."
"I'm truly impressed. So much gossip? So satisfying—I'm loving every bite."
"Hahaha, today was worth it. This gossip? Delicious."
Captain Qian said: "Alright, I'll send people over to question them."
"Can you bring them?"
Captain Qian said: "Of course. Who do you think you're dealing with? To us, he's just a citizen. Citizens have the duty to cooperate with our investigation, okay?"
Chen Fan said: "By the way, you can also investigate the agent."
"Huh? He's in the interrogation room—how do you investigate?"
"Well, generally speaking, in our circle, agents and celebrities have very close relationships."
"How close?"
Chen Fan said: "Put it this way—sometimes, agents take on other roles. You get it."
Everyone instantly understood.
Two hours later, police departments across regions cooperated in questioning and gathered some answers.
Soon after, the agent voluntarily confessed to many things—because he was the one who gave the poison to the celebrity, he had to take responsibility for what he knew if he wanted to avoid harsh punishment.
Very quickly, one person was pinpointed.
A boy. It was this boy who poisoned and killed the celebrity.
Then, when they learned the boy's age, everyone was stunned.
Sixteen years old.
He knew about the drug because his father was a chemistry teacher, and he liked reading.
Damn, this case just got weird.
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