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Chapter 341: Please Don't Commit Crimes, Chen Fan

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Li Tian grabbed Chen Fan by the neck, completely ignoring the man on the ground.

"Chen Fan, tell me, all of this is a coincidence, isn't it? Tell me, isn't it a coincidence? Tell me."

Chen Fan said, "What do you think?"

Li Tian looked at Chen Fan and said, "You could actually have killed him, couldn't you?"

"I was just making an arrest."

"You clearly wanted to kill him just now. I could see it. You could have killed that man, just like crushing an ant."

Chen Fan silently pushed Li Tian away, straightened his clothes, and said, "If you think so, then so be it? Of course, I accept the review; this is a necessary process."

Li Tian fell silent, looked at Chen Fan and said, "Are you sure?"

"Naturally, whether you record video or not, I need to undergo review. This is a process that must be gone through. I am a forensic doctor, a police officer. The arrest process requires me to come back and give an account."

The man was loaded onto an ambulance, while the driver nearby wore a blank face, completely unable to figure out what was going on.

What's the situation?

Li Tian said, "Later, go to the police station to collect the award for courageous civilian action."

'Ah, what the heck, I hit a bad guy?'

"Yes, one who killed over a dozen people."

The driver said, "Then I should've just killed him by ramming him. Damn."

Here, the person was caught. Li Tian brought Chen Fan back, not to the forensic office, but to a special department to undergo questioning.

Chen Fan sat here, casually fiddling with the Hong Kong dollars in his hand. Two people sat in front of him, reviewing the video.

The livestream continued, and the viewers watching the stream saw this video.

Chen Fan used a steel pen and calculated every coincidence to catch this person.

Damn, if you told anyone, who would believe it? How could a human being do this?

This is damn godly.

The reviewing personnel said, "I'm very curious about one thing. If you don't admit to these, we have no choice."

"I'd like to, but forget it. It's better to speak up voluntarily."

"Why did you have to catch him this way?"

Chen Fan said, "I was alone, saw the criminal, and naturally thought to look for a weapon. Moreover, if this person ran, it would be very troublesome; he might continue committing crimes, so I could only do this."

"Mm, that's right, but your method... it's a bit..."

Chen Fan said, "I calculated very well that this person would only be injured. That car is new, but the driver's face is that of an experienced driver, capable of handling danger. Also, although it had snowed, after the sky cleared, the snow on the ground was cleaned up. The chance of this car skidding is very low, and it even has anti-skid chains installed."

Damn, are we even discussing the same topic?

Who am I, where am I, save me, save me.

Come save me quick.

The reviewing personnel wore a speechless expression and said, 'Well, we have no choice but to proceed with the review. And if you were making an arrest, it's actually reasonable; this is permitted. You're a forensic doctor without a sidearm; this is allowed. You didn't break any rules.'

"Mm, that's good then. I'll be leaving."

"Wait a moment, put on a bit of an act."

Chen Fan said, "How about this: you stand up, I'll calculate. The person coming in later might hit you on the head."

"Hahahaha, impossible."

Chen Fan tossed the steel pen aside.

At that moment, the door was pushed open. Li Tian stepped on the steel pen, then lost his footing, spread his arms, and tried hard to keep his balance, before slapping the supervising officer right on the head.

Everyone in the room went silent.

The people in the livestream went silent too, and Li Tian went silent as well.

Chen Fan quipped, 'Mm, quite a loud one. That's a good head.'

The viewers' bullet comments immediately flew up.

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha, this guy is just too funny."

"How did he do this? Damn, Chen Fan, why does he always pull off these weird things?"

"Someone tell me, how is this done? This is insane, this is really insane."

"I'm truly impressed, I really am impressed with you, you sneaky bastard. I love this skill, please teach me."

The supervising officer said, "In that case, you should still file a report."

Chen Fan nodded and filed the report.

Then he went back.

Li Tian sat in the car, looking at his own hand, and said, "How did I... no, that's impossible. No matter how you reason it out, it doesn't add up."

"This is a forensic doctor."

"Even magic wouldn't work as well as yours. How on earth did you do this?"

'I'm a forensic doctor with a few special skills. That's not too much to ask, is it?'

Not too much my ass, it's way too much, okay? You're absurdly over the top.

Li Tian went completely silent.

Everyone arrived at the forensic office. Old Liu smiled and handed Chen Fan a piece of paper. Chen Fan flipped him the middle finger, turned around, and left.

Damn, this time it's a self-criticism, and I have to handwrite it.

At the observation room, Qin Ming said, "I've received news from the front. This person has confessed to the facts of his crimes."

"What is it?"

"Hallucinogens, combined with long-term brainwashing. This guy is a psychologist. He often uses various pretexts to answer people's inner doubts, then observes from the side, trying to create so-called suicide cases."

"Just because of this?"

Qin Ming said: "Yes, many people sometimes commit crimes for very simple and absurd reasons. This guy's reason for committing the crime was exactly that — he just thought it was cool, so he did it. However, when that uncle was about to commit suicide, he hesitated and fell, but this person wouldn't allow anything to go wrong, so he strangled that uncle to death."

"Very strong?"

"Mm, very strong. This guy works out often. Even after being hit by that car, when he was examined at the hospital, they found his injuries weren't serious. This guy is very self-disciplined. This person is very scary."

Teacher He said: "But how should this person be sentenced?"

Qin Ming said: 'If it were before, it might be very troublesome, but this person did still take the life of another — that point alone is enough. As long as we pin this person down, then everything will be fine.'

Over here, Linghua said: "Let's sing a song."

Linghua and Yige on the side stood up.

"We haven't sung this song before. It was written by someone else, called 'At the Bottom of the Sea.' This time, we rearranged it. Let us bring it to you."

The accompaniment music started playing. The two stood before the camera and, along with the music, began to sing slowly.

No matter how life goes, one must always stay positive, always be happy.

Linghua rearranged this song into one of salvation — if you have sunk to the bottom of the sea, we will find a way to fish you out.

Don't be so cold; be full of hope for this world.,

We are, in fact, all very good, all very good, all very excellent.

Words of education — actually, many people have heard them.

This story is actually very long, so long that many people need a whole lifetime to interpret it.

On camera, the audience watched these scenes and cried until they were weeping wrecks.

The family arrived.

The parents looked at their dead daughter and sat to the side, weeping.

The man, as a father, had nothing but self-reproach in his eyes.

"Why did you have to do it? My girl, what was wrong? Tell Daddy, and Daddy will tell you what to do."

The man only hated himself, hated himself for having no money. If he had money, his daughter wouldn't have gotten involved with so many men.

Nor would she have longed for that money to spend.

The second wife looked at her husband and said: "I did blame you, but I've always hoped you were doing well. I didn't know who else to talk to, so I could only tell you — I really never thought about leaving you."

People who have the courage to commit suicide are actually kind people, because even if they truly die, these people won't bother anyone else.

And kind people are also sighing over this world.

A boy took a bouquet of flowers and a ring and came before the girl.

He gently slipped the ring onto the girl's finger.

"You are?"

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