Chapter 377: I Didn't Even Let Him Kiss Me

"Hahahahaha, Chen Fan's head is buzzing right now."

"Damn, I've really learned something new—so that's what it means. Sorry, I hate this feeling of understanding everything."

"Ahhhhhhh, I really just can't figure it out, why, I don't understand at all."

"Sorry, there's a picture in my head now, tearing it apart hurts so much."

Old Liu over here couldn't hold it in either, holding back his laughter as he looked at Chen Fan.

Chen Fan coughed once and said, "Brother, I'm a forensic doctor, I really can guarantee you this—your wife really didn't touch any other man besides you."

"I know, but what's the point? Besides this time, I've also seen her hugging and clinging to other men."

Chen Fan has already no idea how to comfort him, and said, "Sorry, I was trying to comfort you, but I have no way to comfort you now."

"No need to comfort me, I don't regret it. Those men deserved to die too—everyone knew my wife was married, yet they still came around flirting. Don't people like that deserve to die?"

Big brother's words were actually very practical—in one sentence, he put himself on the moral high ground.

This left the netizens not knowing what to say.

Even everyone in the observation room fell silent.

There's really no way to evaluate this—seems like big brother really, truly, aside from murder, you can't find any other fault with him.

After hanging up the phone, Old Liu said, "Alright, stop fussing around, everyone pack up your things. Here, Chen Fan, take two people out for a bit."

Chen Fan said, "Out for what?"

"Nothing much. I'll give you guys an afternoon off, you can go out and have fun. After all, forensic doctors get vacations too. But don't forget your work either—go cooperate with the police on some cases, handle theft and stuff like that."

Alright, so this is what your "vacation" means.

But then again, it's pretty normal.

In the observation room, Qin Ming said, "Our vacations are usually arranged like this—let the officers drive us around the city, and then we help handle theft cases, compare fingerprints and stuff. The workload isn't heavy, but it lets us relax a bit."

"Uh, a vacation tradition?"

Qin Ming said, "Looking at corpses for long periods at high intensity wears down your spirit. Old Liu's thinking can be said to be very meticulous—if we were used like donkeys, I reckon a lot of people wouldn't come apply for the forensic program."

Teacher He said, 'How did the matchmaking go?'

Qin Ming said helplessly, "Only one pair worked out, the rest didn't."

"And the pair that worked out is?"

"That girl is also a forensic doctor."

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Pfft, hahahahaha.

Song Zuer led the laughter and said, "Sorry, I know it's wrong to laugh like this, but I shouldn't be laughing like this."

Qin Ming said speechlessly, "Actually it's nothing. People, they're always going to die, right? When people die, their bodies can't lie, right? Look at Chen Fan just now—didn't he dig out everything about that woman?"

Alright, good on you, that's really creepy—have to write a will in advance from now on.

The will will say: if I die, absolutely do not let Chen Fan do the autopsy.

Here at the scene, everyone split up. Led by Zhang Tianxiong, Chen Fan went to a police station, discussed things with a few officers, then took fingerprint collection equipment and headed to the scene to collect samples.

Theft is a high-frequency case—the first chosen location was a supermarket.

"Something stolen?"

"Yeah, something stolen—we lost two cartons of cigarettes."

Compared to the previous murder case, this is really trivial, but you can't just not handle a case like this.

Chen Fan compared the fingerprints at the scene and said, "There are quite a few fingerprints here—don't expect to get a match."

"It's fine, just compare them. I don't care, but we have to catch this person—I can't swallow this anger."

Chen Fan nodded, compared the fingerprints, and then left.

The fingerprint database hadn't actually returned results yet.

Chen Fan was very clear on this.

"So what do we do with this case?"

A police officer on the side said, "Remind the shop to install surveillance, we'll continue visiting and investigating. Sigh, this kind of case is really frustrating—go handle it. It really eats up a lot of police resources. If you don't handle it, you'll get scolded. All we can do is collect the fingerprints, enter them into the system, and then compare them. After all, criminals will commit crimes a second time."

Those words, though, were true.

Here, Chen Fan looked at the bus on the roadside and said, "It's pretty cold, the bus even stopped, and some guy got off."

The man got off, yawned, and then walked forward.

The police officer here became alert.

Zhang Tianxiong also got into a running stance.

The man clearly froze when he saw the police and the camera over here.

Not long after the bus had driven off, a girl's shouting voice came from the driver's seat.

"My tuition money is gone, my twenty-thousand-yuan tuition money is gone!"

In an instant, the police officer immediately launched into pursuit mode.

The man immediately started running with all his might.

The ground turned out to be very slippery—the police officer took a tumble, and Zhang Tianxiong also chased after him and then took a tumble too.

Chen Fan laughed and said, "Look at you guys, watch me…"

After running just two steps, Chen Fan also fell.

Damn.

Hahahaha, the audience laughed themselves numb.

Good lord, this is too funny—this is what winter police work really looks like.

This is what real police work is like.

The dashing police officers sprinting in movies are all fake; in reality, you do whatever is most convenient.

That thief, the most shameless one, even smiled.

This made Chen Fan angry; he took out a playing card and threw it directly.

With a swoosh, the card flew straight to the utility pole beside the man.

The utility pole made a screeching sound.

The thief froze in place, carefully turning his head to look at the playing card on the utility pole beside him.

"Try running again. Guess if I can hit you?"

Just then, a group of people ran down from the car.

There were both men and women.

A group of people also ran out from the shops around.

They rushed straight at the thief.

Damn.

Zhang Tianxiong and the police officer hurriedly rushed up, shielding the thief in their arms.

This is going to cause trouble; he's going to get beaten to death.

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Chen Fan pleaded, saying, "Everyone, stay calm. Don't keep beating him. This can't go on. Hey, what are you doing? Don't kick him!"

Chen Fan hurriedly had people put the thief into the car.

He took out the money here, handed it to the girl, and said with a smile, "Miss, let's take a photo together."

"Ah, I'm not your fan. I'm Sister Yuanyuan's fan, hehe."

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Chen Fan didn't want to give the money anymore; he even wanted to throw it at her.

"You're ruthless."

Hahahaha, the Miss laughed and said, "Thank you everyone, thank you everyone, truly grateful to everyone."

Everyone said it was fine and happily returned to the car one by one.