Chapter 5

"Sorry, I’m done vomiting. Maybe we should investigate this 'fresh meat' idol."

"This isn't an autopsy anymore, this is a pervert."

"Investigate him, check him out. The water usage in this guy’s house is definitely wrong. This guy is definitely a murderer or something."

"I really can't take it anymore. This show isn't a treasure anymore; it’s poking at my stomach and tossing it around."

"I thought it was about solving crimes, I didn't expect you guys to be for real. Sorry, I’m out."

At this time, Boss Yang was standing anxiously outside the office, waiting, constantly making phone calls.

Gao Ye on the side said: "It’s okay, I believe in Chen Fan."

"Sigh, I didn't know this kid could perform autopsies, but how was this skill developed?"

Gao Ye said: "Isn't he from your company?"

"Our company doesn't teach people how to perform autopsies."

In the interrogation room, after the director’s questioning, the audience could watch directly.

The police officer and Old Liu sat there, looking seriously at Chen Fan in front of them.

"We’ve investigated all your experiences, and indeed, there is no possibility of you committing a crime."

Chen Fan said: "Yes, I said, I just imagine things in my head."

The police officer was speechless and said: "Then what do you feel when you see a living person?"

"Just a normal living person. I’m only interested in corpses; I have no interest in taking apart a living person’s body. You can understand it as me having a rich imagination."

The police officer looked at Old Liu.

Old Liu said: "There’s a form here, why don't you fill it out?"

Chen Fan nodded.

He started to lower his head and answer the questions.

Very quickly, there weren't many questions, and Chen Fan finished.

Old Liu looked at the answers and said: "Hmm, not bad, full marks."

"See, I told you I’m not a criminal."

"He can be executed."

？？？？

Even the police officer couldn't help but laugh and said: "What is this?"

"Extreme calmness. How should I put it? Living with a mask on. Extreme calmness, facing everything with logic. Full marks, never seen it before. A born criminal, does that count?"

The police officer was speechless, looking at Chen Fan, and said: "You..."

Boss Yang couldn't take it, pushed the door open, and said: "Since he didn't commit a crime, you can't interrogate him like this. Is it just because he’s a 'born criminal' or something?"

Old Liu said: "This is just a normal inquiry. We didn't intend to detain Chen Fan. Also, Chen Fan, do you have any thoughts about becoming a forensic doctor?"

Chen Fan said: "I really don't have any thoughts on that. I’m only interested in autopsies. Pathology, solving crimes, and such—I have absolutely no interest in those."

Uh, that’s a strange hobby.

"Why do you like autopsies?"

Chen Fan pondered for a moment and said: "Sigh, I can't say. It’s just that the moment I see a corpse, I feel like all the cells in my body are exploding. I just want to know what it looks like after being cut open. I like watching my scalpel slowly cutting along the lines of the muscles. I also crave the satisfaction of seeing flesh and blood separated..."

The more Chen Fan talked, the happier he became, even standing up.

"The human body is a treasure, the greatest treasure. After cutting it open, you will find that the human body is so wonderful."

The whole room went quiet, and the audience in the live stream also went quiet.

Boss Yang was so scared she hiccuped and said: "Well, how about we just execute him."

Old Liu said: "I think I understand. It’s okay, Officer, sorry to bother you. Let’s continue filming the show."

The officer nodded.

Chen Fan stood up and walked out. Boss Yang subconsciously leaned back.

She was a bit scared.

Chen Fan smiled and said: "Boss, don't be scared, I really won't commit a crime."

Boss Yang said: "I admit, I spoke a little too loudly to you before. If possible, please forgive me. Don't worry, I will be very good to you from now on."

Pfft, hahahahaha.

"I’m dying of laughter, a murderer is actually by my side."

"If I were Boss Yang, my mentality would have collapsed by now."

"To be honest, if I had someone like this by my side, I think I wouldn't be able to handle it mentally. This is really hard to deal with."

When the students saw Chen Fan, they subconsciously leaned back.

On this side, Old Liu said: "Hmm, not bad. Today we were lucky, and you were lucky too. This autopsy was recorded on video and will be used as professional teaching material in the future. These are all the most professional and fastest things."

Xiang Qinqin said: "Teacher, well, the autopsy was fast, but does it have any meaning?"

"No meaning, but how should I put it? It looked very cool. Is that enough?"

Several people lowered their heads, holding back laughter, not daring to speak.

Chen Fan came to Xiang Qinqin’s side, patted her shoulder, and said: "It’s okay, you learned it, it will be convenient for you in the future."

"Why would I learn this? My parents just want me to find an administrative job."

"Think about it, in case you get eliminated, you’ll have to go back to the funeral home, right? And then, you’ll have to start learning makeup and such. Actually, it’s all the same—repairing a body and decomposing a body are much the same."

"Ah, will I be eliminated?"

"Yes, they are all graduate students, undergraduates, and you are a vocational student. If I were the boss, I definitely wouldn't choose you."

Xiang Qinqin lowered her head helplessly, not daring to look at others.

Tears were welling up in her eyes.

Boss Yang was so angry she got fired up and gave Chen Fan an elbow.

"What are you doing? Bullying people again? The little girl is crying because of you. This is a recruitment process; choosing someone isn't about academic qualifications. What’s the point of good qualifications? It’s about ability."

"I was just joking, okay?"

"You made her cry, you go comfort her."

Chen Fan was speechless, took out a lollipop, and said: "Here, little sister, have one."

"Okay, thank you."

"Are you not feeling bad anymore?"

Xiang Qinqin tried her best to say: "Not anymore, hehe, thank you."

Well, this girl is really easy to fool.

And no one knew how much convenience and how many fans Chen Fan’s invisible actions had secured for Xiang Qinqin.

p: Seeking support, thank you everyone.