Chapter 58: Good News, There's a Corpse; Bad News, Only Half of It (Support Request, 6th Update)
Rainy days are the most taboo thing at the Fayibu Sect.
Old Liu silently took out a red egg, then found a small figurine of Guan Er Ye and began to worship it.
"Everyone, come and pay your respects."
The group looked at the teacher speechlessly; what era was this, still following so-called feudal superstitions?
"Teacher, is there a tradition?"
Old Liu said, "I count myself among the first batch of forensic experts in the country. From the very beginning when forensics was obscure, to now with forensic anthropology, pathology, and so on, expanding to the present, forensics now has many branches. Many people say cases are increasing, but actually it isn't; it's because technology has advanced, more cases are solved, and more people report crimes voluntarily."
"Today I'm taking you to take fingerprints, but the core is also to knock some sense into those car thieves. It's not that we won't catch you, just that we don't have time to deal with you yet, but sooner or later we will deal with you."
Qu Yiling said, "Then after watching our video, won't they wear gloves when committing crimes in the future?"
"They will, no doubt. But crime advances, and so do we. Even if you wear plastic gloves, clues can still be found."
The people in the live stream sighed, damn, after watching the forensic experts, one really feels that committing crimes is just too stupid.
They actually fantasized about not getting caught.
"Back then, what I feared most was rainy days. I don't believe in metaphysics, but Heaven always likes to joke. In the previous dismemberment case, it was discovered that because the soil had been washed away by water, the body appeared."
"Do you remember what the arrested person said? He said, 'I dug so deep, why did it still appear?'"
The few newcomers felt it was a bit terrifying.
Silently, they went to pay their respects.
Over here, Xiang Qinqin even brought out the tangerines she couldn't bear to eat and placed them aside.
Qu Yiling said, "That teacher, what do you think about Chen Fan picking that lock?"
"Child, remember, there is an essential difference between humans and perverts. Let me test you: in forensic anthropology, the very first thing, regarding autopsy, what must we determine?"
Qu Yiling thought for a long time and had overlooked this matter.
Cheng Ruofei on the side hadn't expected it either.
Instead, Xiang Qinqin spoke up voluntarily, "It should be to determine if it's a person first."
Hahaha, the people in the live stream instantly burst out laughing.
But Old Liu's serious expression indicated this wasn't funny; indeed, one must first confirm it is a human, then proceed with analysis.
"Some have used monkey or ape bones to deceive; others have found monkey bones and claimed they were from a homicide. We forensic experts must be firm, so first, confirm it is a human."
"Second, open the three cavities to determine how the person died and the time of death."
"Finally, what do we determine?"
Qu Yiling said, "Man, woman."
Old Liu nodded.
"Alright, everyone, free study time. If you want to compare fingerprints or conduct drug tests, go learn; there are specialized teachers working over there. But remember, you must maintain your own state. Remembered?"
This sentence was actually telling everyone that a big case was coming.
In the observation room, Chen Fan took the newly arrived guests to the cafeteria.
The trainees had free time, so the celebrities could rest briefly.
People came and went in the live stream; everyone had their own work.
At the table, Bai Lu asked, "Why do I feel happy on rainy days?"
Chen Fan said, "Same thought. I hate sunny days the most; the feeling of intense sun is so noisy."
Old Zhou said, "Yes, this depends on personality. You high-pressure celebrities naturally reject sunny days and prefer the quiet of rainy days, but most people actually prefer sunny days; rainy days make people depressed."
"On rainy days, atmospheric pressure drops, and people start contemplating crime."
Chen Fan didn't care about this; he and Bai Lu were devouring food like crazy.
Zhang Yishan, on the side, enviously gave a thumbs-up and said, "Before, during my internship, I saw many cases; those cases were truly heartbreaking."
The lawyer eating said, "The most heartbreaking things are always in court; you will find the hardest thing."
Teacher He said, "The hardest thing?"
"A man robbed one hundred and sixty-seven yuan and was to be prosecuted because he truly had not a single cent left; his child was hungry and needed milk powder; the money had all been taken away by his wife."
In an instant, everyone in the live stream fell silent.
The world is actually beautiful, yet there are always unbeautiful things reminding everyone that this world is so real.
Chen Fan said very calmly, "Poverty is never your reason for committing a crime."
The lawyer looked at Chen Fan and said, "You are indeed very rational; normal people hearing this case would empathize."
Chen Fan smiled, said nothing, then picked up a phone, intending to play on it.
Then he accidentally picked up the wrong one.
But he unlocked it.
Bai Lu instantly exploded, saying, "That's my phone! And how did you unlock it?"
Chen Fan quickly lowered his head to eat and said, "You probably forgot to lock it."
"Impossible. I pressed the power-off button; the phone locks automatically. You... why are you so skilled?"
"Don't force me. Stop being sarcastic here telling me that, or I'll touch you."
Bai Lu chuckled and said, "I watched the first day; you can freely unlock anyone's clothes. Come, try unlocking mine."
Chen Fan slapped Bai Lu on the back.
"Let's eat."
Bai Lu chuckled, then suddenly felt something was wrong and said, "You're a monster, right? I'm wearing a backless top; there are no buttons at all. Why did it split open..."
Hahahahaha.
Old Zhou was speechless and said, "Actually, I'm still curious. Chen Fan, regarding this lock-picking, can you open any lock?"
"It's not me bragging; I can open the locks of people's hearts."
The lock on a person's heart?
Bai Lu finished her back, pointed at herself and said, "Come on, open the lock on my heart's door. Big brother, the lock on little sister's heart's door — please open it."
Chen Fan looked at Bai Lu, seriously meeting her eyes.
Bai Lu instantly felt uncomfortable.
"Uh, I don't know how, I was just bluffing."
Damn, Bai Lu actually likes me.
Just then, a police officer came in and said, "Is Old Liu here?"
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