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Chapter 7: Check Him Out, This Fresh Little Piece of Meat (Please Support, Fifth Update)

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"Sorry, I'm done throwing up. How about this—check him out, this fresh little piece of meat."

"This isn't dissection anymore, this is perversion."

"Let's investigate—check him out, this guy's household water usage is definitely off, this guy is definitely some kind of murderer."

"I really can't, I can't take it anymore, this show, it's no longer a treasure, it's tormenting my stomach."

"I thought it was solving a case, I didn't expect you guys were serious. Sorry for the interruption."

At this moment, Boss Yang stood anxiously outside the office, waiting, holding her phone and calling nonstop.

Gao Ye, who was beside her, said: "It's fine, I trust Chen Fan."

"Sigh, I also don't know how this kid knows how to dissect, but how was this skill trained?"

Gao Ye said: "Isn't he from your company?"

'Our company doesn't teach people dissection either.'

In the interrogation room, after the director's inquiry, in the end, the audience could watch directly.

The police officer and Old Liu sat together, looking seriously at Chen Fan before them.

"We investigated your entire background, and indeed, there's no possibility you've committed a crime."

Chen Fan said: "Right, I told you, I just imagine things in my head."

The police officer was a bit speechless, and said: "Then what do you feel when you see a living person?"

"Just a normal living person. I'm only interested in corpses, I have no interest in separating a living person's body. You can understand, I have a rich imagination."

The police officer looked at Old Liu.

Old Liu said: "There's a form here, fill it out, how about that?"

Chen Fan nodded.

He began lowering his head to answer the questions.

Very soon, there weren't many questions, and Chen Fan finished answering.

Old Liu looked at the answers and said: "Mm, not bad, full marks."

"See, I told you I'm not a criminal."

"You can be executed by firing squad now."

????

Even the police officer couldn't hold it in and broke character laughing, saying: "This is?"

"The ultimate calmness. How should I put it—always living behind a mask, ultimate calmness, facing anything, always emphasizing logic, full marks, never seen before, a born criminal, does that count?"

The police officer was speechless, looked at Chen Fan, and said: "You, this."

Boss Yang couldn't take it anymore, pushed the door open directly, and said: "Since he hasn't committed a crime, you can't interrogate him like this. Is it just because he's some kind of born criminal?"

Old Liu said: "This is just a routine inquiry, we weren't planning to detain Chen Fan. Also, Chen Fan, do you have any thoughts about becoming a forensic doctor?"

Chen Fan said: "I really haven't thought about that. I'm only interested in dissection—pathology, solving cases and stuff, I have zero interest."

Uh, that is a strange hobby.

"Why do you like dissection?"

Chen Fan thought for a moment, then said: "Sigh, I can't really explain it. The moment I see a corpse, I feel every cell in my body exploding. I want to know what it looks like after being cut open. I love watching my scalpel follow the muscle lines and slowly slice through—that feeling. I also crave seeing the exhilaration of flesh and blood separating…"

The more Chen Fan spoke, the more delighted he became, and he even stood up.

"The human body is a treasure, the greatest treasure. Once you cut it open, you'll find the human body is so wonderfully beautiful."

The whole room went silent, and the viewers in the livestream also fell silent.

Boss Yang was so scared she let out a burp, and said: "Um, how about, execute him by firing squad."

Old Liu said: "I think I roughly understand now. It's fine, Officer, sorry for the trouble, let's continue recording the show."

The officer nodded.

Chen Fan stood up and walked outside. Boss Yang instinctively leaned back.

A little scared.

Chen Fan smiled and said: "Boss, don't be afraid, I really won't commit a crime."

Boss Yang said: "I admit, when I spoke to you before, my voice was just a tiny bit loud. If possible, please forgive me. Don't worry, I'll treat you very well from now on."

Pfft, hahahahaha.

"I'm dying laughing, a murderer is actually right beside me."

"If I were Boss Yang, my mental state would collapse right now."

"Honestly, if there was someone like this beside me, I reckon my heart couldn't take it either, this is really hard to handle."

When the few trainees saw Chen Fan, they instinctively leaned back.

At this side, Old Liu said: "Mm, not bad, today's luck was great, and yours was great too. This dissection was also recorded on video, and in the future it'll be used as professional teaching material. All of this is the most professional, and also the fastest stuff."

Xiang Qinqin said: "Teacher, um, dissection is fast, but does it have any meaning?"

"No meaning, but how should I put it—it looks really cool. Is that enough?"

A few people lowered their heads, holding back laughter, too embarrassed to speak.

Chen Fan came to Xiang Qinqin's side, patted her shoulder and said: "It's fine, once you've learned it, it'll be convenient when you go back too."

"Why would I learn this? My parents just want me to find an office job."

"Think about it—what if you get eliminated, you'll have to go back to the funeral home, right? And then you'll have to start learning makeup and stuff. It's actually all similar, repairing a body and dissecting a body, pretty much the same."

"Ah, will I be eliminated?"

"Yes, they're all graduate students, undergrads, you're a vocational student. I'm the boss, I definitely won't pick you."

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