Chapter 141

After that, a series of answers made the major book fans feel dazed.

A certain book fan: "How can I hook up with ten handsome guys this year?"

Ye Xuan: "Look in the mirror."

A certain book fan: "Eating sweets can make people happy, but eating too much is harmful to health, what should I do?"

Ye Xuan: "Better to die."

By the end, more and more book fans had a dazed thought.

This dog author is here for revenge, right?!

Truly going to stage a love-hate drama with the book fans!

How come these perfectly good questions, when coming out of Ye Xuan's mouth, become so wrong?!

There were also book fans who didn't believe in this evil and asked in a different way.

"Ye Dog, if you use three words to describe yourself, which three words would you use?!"

Listening to more and more book fans calling him Ye Dog with a familiar tone, Ye Xuan, signing to the end, not only had a numb hand but also a numb expression on his face.

Let it be Ye Dog then.

If he goes crazy one day, it's all forced by this group of fake fans!

Noticing the second half of the book fan's question, Ye Xuan said without hesitation.

"Three words are not enough? They aren't enough to describe my excellence!"

The book fan opposite didn't seem to expect Ye Xuan to be so thick-skinned, acting 'Versailles' on the spot, and refused to admit defeat, adding.

"You, you, you... then how many words do you want?!"

As soon as the words were out, he saw Ye Xuan in front of him raise his eyebrows and say unhurriedly.

"Then let's make it ten thousand words, at least write a small autobiography first."

That tone, as if ten thousand words were still too few.

At this moment, the book fan who asked the question rolled her eyes immediately.

But seeing Ye Xuan finish signing, she snatched the book back quickly, her movements very agile.

Staging what is called a large-scale double standard in minutes!

The love for the book does not affect the dislike for the dog author!

At this moment, this series of questions and answers had long caused bursts of discussion among book fans.

"The dog author is still as dog-like as ever! The box of razor blades I sent back then really wasn't sent in vain!"

"Suffocating humor!"

"Funny man confirmed! Ye Dog, this comedian persona is confirmed!"

"Pass it on, Ye Dog is going to write an autobiography!"

"Pass it on, Ye Dog has an autobiography!"

"Pass it on, Ye Dog is spinning!"

By the time it was passed to the end, the book fans at the back muttered the content they heard.

"What?! Ye Dog made money?!"

It was truly a magical game of telephone!

As wave after wave of book fans moved, the book signing was coming to an end.

But at this moment, the entire venue was becoming more and more crowded compared to the beginning.

Many book fans were reluctant to leave, even if they got Ye Xuan's autograph, they stayed in the venue to watch.

The security team had long begun to maintain discipline at the scene to prevent accidents.

Among them, a book fan at the end of the line, as a representative, suddenly shouted a question to Ye Xuan, who was still burying his head in signing.

"Ye Dog, after signing for a whole day, what do you want to say to all the book fans now?!"

As soon as the question came out, the eyes of many book fans were immediately cast over.

After all, this is the segment where most authors are most likely to be sentimental.

Things like "I am very grateful to my book fans", "Without my book fans, there would be no me today", "Book fans are my most precious wealth"...

At this moment, many book fans looked at Ye Xuan with curiosity in their eyes, and one by one began to guess what Ye Xuan could say.

After all, this guy is a Nobel Prize winner in Literature, so he can't speak exactly the same as the small clips circulating on the internet, right?!

Besides, so many people came to today's book signing, even if Ye Xuan wasn't moved to tears, a touching little essay must be inevitable, right?!

Some book fans already had glowing eyes, some book fans had gripped their friend's arm, starting the expectation mode, and some book fans took out their phone cameras and opened the recording mode, fearing to miss this major moment.

Under the eyes of everyone, Ye Xuan nodded seriously.

"I do have something I want to say to the book fans."

As soon as this was said, the book fans' appetites were completely hooked.

What will Ye Xuan say?!

Will he make the book fans cry?!

Is a tear-jerking little essay about to be born?!

Under everyone's gaze, he saw Ye Xuan stretch first, then said lazily.

"What I want to say now is, if everyone is tired, just go back early and wash up and sleep."

He's been signing for so long, his hand is almost stiff, okay?!

At this moment, as soon as these words that had nothing to do with anything came out, countless book fans fell down on the spot.

Go back early and wash up and sleep?!

Good guy!

Is this what he wanted to say to the book fans?!

This is clearly this guy's heartfelt voice!

Still using the slogan of thinking for the book fans, the dog author is still too dog-like!

At this moment, the book fans near the long signing table shouted in unison.

"I'm not tired."

After shouting this, the discussions of many book fans sounded one after another.

"It's definitely the dog author who is tired himself!"

"This guy definitely feels sorry for his hand, I must not let him succeed!"

"Dog Xuan is clearly saying it's so late, he's already tired of signing!"

"Shouldn't have placed expectations on him! Wasted the fact that I just opened the recording!"