Chapter 269

Afterwards, a series of answers made the major book fans feel dazed.

A certain book fan: "How can I hook up with ten handsome guys this year?"

Ye Xuan: "Look in the mirror."

A certain book fan: "Eating sweets can make people happy, but eating too much is harmful to the body, what should I do?"

Ye Xuan: "Better to die."

……

By the time later, more and more book fans had a dizzy thought.

This dog author is here for revenge, right?!

He is really going to stage a love-hate relationship with the book fans!

How did these perfectly good questions become so wrong when they came out of Ye Xuan's mouth?!

There were also book fans who didn't believe in this evil and asked in a different way.

"Ye Gou, if you use three words to describe yourself, which three words would you use?!"

Listening to more and more book fans calling him Ye Gou with a familiar tone, Ye Xuan signed until the end, not only was his hand numb, but his expression had also become numb.

Let it be Ye Gou then.

If he goes crazy one day, it's all forced by these fake fans of his!

Noticing the second half of the book fan's question, Ye Xuan said without hesitation.

"Three words are not enough? They are not enough to describe my excellence!"

The book fan opposite didn't seem to expect Ye Xuan to be so thick-skinned, and on the spot, she refused to lose and added.

"You, you, you... then how many words do you want?!"

As soon as the words were spoken, he saw Ye Xuan in front of him raise his eyebrows and say unhurriedly.

"Then let's have ten thousand words, at least write a small autobiography first."

That tone, as if ten thousand words were still too few.

At this moment, the book fan who asked the question rolled her eyes immediately.

But seeing Ye Xuan finish signing, she snatched the book back quickly, and her movements were neat and agile.

In minutes, she staged what is called large-scale double standards!

Love for the book does not affect the dislike for the dog author!

At this moment, this series of questions and answers had long caused bursts of discussion among book fans.

"The dog author is still so dog! That box of blades I sent back then really wasn't sent in vain!"

"Suffocating humor!"

"Funny man confirmed! Ye Gou, this comedian persona is confirmed!"

"Pass it on, Ye Gou is going to write an autobiography!"

"Pass it on, Ye Gou has an autobiography!"

"Pass it on, Ye Gou is spinning!"

By the time it was passed on later, the book fans at the back muttered about what they had heard.

"What?! Ye Gou cashed in?!"

……

It was truly a magical game of telephone!

With wave after wave of book fans moving, the book signing was also coming to an end.

But at this moment, the entire venue was even more crowded than at the beginning.

Many book fans didn't want to leave, and even if they got Ye Xuan's autograph, they still stayed in the venue to watch.

The security team had long started to maintain discipline at the scene to prevent accidents.

Among them, a book fan at the end of the line, as a representative, suddenly shouted a question at Ye Xuan, who was still burying his head in signing.

"Ye Gou, after signing for a whole day, what do you want to say to all the book fans now?!"

As soon as the question came out, the eyes of many book fans were immediately cast over.

After all, this is the segment where most authors are most likely to be sentimental.

Things like "I am very grateful to my book fans", "Without my book fans, there would be no me today", "Book fans are my most precious wealth".

At this moment, many book fans looked at Ye Xuan with curiosity in their eyes, and one by one they started to guess what Ye Xuan could say.

After all, this guy is a Nobel Prize winner in Literature, so he can't speak exactly the same as the small clips circulating on the internet, right?!

Besides, so many people came to today's book signing, even if Ye Xuan wasn't moved to tears, a touching little essay definitely wouldn't be missing, right?!

Some book fans already had glowing eyes, some book fans had gripped their friend's arm, turned on the expectation mode, and some book fans took out their mobile phone cameras and turned on the recording mode, for fear of missing this major moment.

Under the eyes of everyone, Ye Xuan nodded as if it were a serious matter.

"I do have something I want to say to the book fans."

As soon as this was said, the book fans' appetites were completely hooked.

What will Ye Xuan say?!

Will he make the book fans cry?!

Is a tear-jerking little essay about to be born?!

Under everyone's gaze, Ye Xuan first stretched, and then said lazily.

"What I want to say now is, if everyone is tired, go back early, wash up, and sleep."

He had been signing for so long, his hands were almost stiff, okay?!

At this moment, these words that had nothing to do with anything made countless book fans fall down on the spot.

Go back early, wash up, and sleep?!

Good guy!

Is this what he wanted to say to the book fans?!

This is clearly this guy's heartfelt words!

Even under the slogan of thinking for the book fans, the dog author is still too dog!

At this moment, the book fans near the long signing table shouted in unison.

"I'm not tired."

After shouting this, many book fans' discussions rang out one after another.

"It's definitely the dog author himself who is tired!"

"This guy is definitely feeling sorry for his hands, I must not let him succeed!"

"Dog Xuan is clearly saying it's so late, he's already tired of signing!"

"I shouldn't have put my expectations on him! It was a waste of me opening the recording just now!" ===== CHAPTER 272 =====