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Chapter 327: Wizard Ordinary Magic and Basic Aptitude Exam?

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Under this entry, countless readers left their thoughts.

"I allow you to call me a Muggle, but I do not allow you to say there is no magic! #The magic world will never set, Harry Potter will never end."

"Harry Potter is faith! #The magic world will never set, Harry Potter will never end."

"The owl that was supposed to send me a letter when I was eleven must have gotten lost somewhere; it hasn't found me for so many years! #The magic world will never set, Harry Potter will never end."

"I’ve gotten used to reading Harry Potter every day; I can do without Ye Gouzi, but I can’t do without Harry Potter!"

"I was originally feeling sentimental, but I suddenly laughed like a pig when I saw the comments in the front row! [Cover face]"

More and more readers wrote one heartfelt essay after another, which made countless netizens surfing the internet teary-eyed.

The same thought flashed through countless people’s minds.

Why did it end so quickly?!

Ye Gouzi, can’t you write a bit more?!

Although the Harry Potter book series has come to an end, the influence brought by Harry Potter has not faded away.

For example, a collective prayer activity for Hermione possession has quietly emerged on Weibo.

Weibo fans can be called the most diligent fans of worshiping koi fish.

From the red koi that must be forwarded whenever seen, to the "Surpass Sister," more and more people choose to forward with one click when they are looking up and feeling lost.

But after Harry Potter appeared, the netizens on Weibo felt they had found their true faith!

Countless readers started a craze of collective prayer for Hermione possession.

Just enter the keyword "Hermione," and you can find large waves of netizens earnestly forwarding self-made Hermione cartoons.

Take a look at the text everyone adds, and you can understand the current goals of the netizens' lives.

"Please! Academic master Hermione, bless me to pass the CET-6 safely!"

"A postgraduate entrance exam retaker kneeling and begging for the academic master’s blessing!"

"I’m taking the CPA soon! Bless me to get 60 points! Long live passing!"

Not only that, but many users also came to fulfill their vows.

"Holy crap! This is really effective; I actually passed the teacher qualification certificate exam without studying?!"

"It’s too effective; I’m going to worship Hermione! I’m finally not the last one! Proudly hands on hips: I’m finally second to last in the class!"

"Who understands?! I passed the interview by the skin of my teeth! Wuwuwuwuwu, Hermione, I’m going to burn incense for you!"

This collective prayer for Hermione possession became more and more prosperous on Weibo, especially at the end of each semester.

Almost every day, countless devout men and women come to visit, burning incense of "I believe, I forwarded" under those "Forward Hermione to pass every exam" memes.

At the same time, the popularity of Harry Potter directly drove the sales of bird pets.

Countless children also wanted to have a Hedwig exactly like Harry Potter’s, and now they were pestering their parents all day long:

"Pinky swear for a hundred years, as long as I get a hundred on my test, you have to buy me a Hedwig!"

"My birthday wish this year is to receive a letter sent by an owl!"

"If there’s no Hedwig, I won’t eat!"

Some parents played a battle of wits with their children.

Others couldn't resist their children’s demands and had to go to the flower, bird, fish, and insect market.

With that, more and more parents discovered that the flower, bird, fish, and insect market, which could only be described as having average business, had ushered in an explosive popularity.

Looking at it, it was a scene of people everywhere.

In front of every bird vendor, similar questions were thrown out one after another.

"Why don't you stock owls? There are no owls to send me letters."

"Do you have a parrot that looks exactly like Hedwig?!"

And the vendors had obviously heard the same question countless times, repeating it like robots over and over again.

"Sold out, really sold out..."

At the same time, with the explosion of Harry Potter, Harry Potter as a universal opening line had become an ice-breaking code for many socially anxious people.

A certain school.

A socially anxious boy gathered his courage and handed a small note to the girl he had a crush on.

And the note read as follows.

Let’s talk about Harry Potter.

Just as the boy was nervously waiting for what the other party would reply, he was already thinking about how he should respond.

If the other party mentioned a favorite character, the boy planned to say, "Whoever you like, I like."

If the other party said they hadn't watched it yet, the boy planned to go all out and recommend it.

A few minutes later, the boy saw a small note passed back from the other side.

Excitedly opening the note, he saw only one sentence written on it.

"Please write down fifteen magic spells you can name!"

The boy’s eyes lit up.

Ice-breaking successful!

On the other side, seeing that the whole network was unable to forget Harry Potter, Ye Xuan, having nothing to do, felt an itch in his hands and created a set of Wizard Ordinary Magic and Basic Aptitude Exam questions, which he casually uploaded to Weibo.

[Ye Xuan: The time has come to decide whether to expel you from the fan registry! [Wizard Ordinary Magic and Basic Aptitude Exam Questions]]

And as soon as this message came out, the unyielding spirit of countless netizens was ignited.

"Whoa, Ye Gouzi, you actually made a set of test questions! You want to expel us from the fan registry?!"

"I’ve read the book ten times; I don’t believe I can’t do it!"

"The flag is already set; if I don't pass, I’ll bring my head to see you!"

"As a loyal fan of Harry Potter, how could I not pass?!"

Just as the readers patted their chests, feeling that they absolutely had no problem, everyone clicked into the test questions immediately.

Familiar yet strange questions attracted the attention of countless people.

"Your neighbor is hiding some flying carpets in their home, and some are flying around in their backyard; in which situations should you seek help from the magic department?"

When they saw the options below, many netizens were immediately confused.

Seek the Department of International Magical Cooperation? Seems correct too.

Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office? Seems like no problem either.

Memory Modification Office? Sounds quite appropriate too.

Just as many netizens were scratching their heads, some netizens were already looking at the remaining questions.

"A young mother wants to go on a trip with one-year-old twins, an elderly mother with limited mobility, and a husband who has never mastered magic; she felt annoyed from the beginning. Do you think it is more appropriate for her to choose a flying broom, Floo powder, or the Knight Bus?!"

"If you want to go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which of the following modes of transportation can you use to arrive?!"

"A report in the Daily Prophet recently mentioned that parents were complaining about a course at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; what is the course that caused parental dissatisfaction?!"

Countless netizens were confused looking at these familiar yet strange questions.

Why is this name so familiar?!

But what was the answer again?!

In the end, many poor-student netizens sighed with sad faces.

Oh my goodness!

I feel like I’m really going to be expelled from the reader registry!

Even though I’ve read it so many times, why don't I know anything?!


— Author's Notes —

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