Chapter 649
Weibo's entries have been completely exploded by content related to "The Hobbit."
At the same time, an entry 【Did you resign today】 suddenly climbed to the top of Weibo's trending searches with destructive force.
The cause was a bank clerk who posted their resignation letter, and the words were full of relief.
"I worked hard to get into a 985 university, but I could only be a small teller at a bank."
"The monthly salary is less than ten thousand, and I work overtime until three in the morning every day."
"I have always doubted what the meaning of my life is? What is the value of my work?!"
"After reading 'The Hobbit,' I finally discovered that I was afraid of my own ordinariness, afraid that I was just a mediocre person."
"I would like to especially thank Ye Gouzi here; it was 'The Hobbit' that gave me courage again. I am indeed just a very ordinary little person. But who said little people don't have the opportunity to chase their dreams?"
"Today I solemnly resigned. On this day of walking out of the bank, the sun was bright, and even the wind was kissing my cheeks. I haven't felt this warmth for a long time..."
"I have ushered in a new life! #Did you resign today"
It can be seen that this netizen has always been the "child of someone else" among friends and family.
Graduated from a prestigious university smoothly, and entered a bank smoothly.
But I didn't expect that such a successful person who was already a winner in life in the eyes of others would suddenly choose to resign overnight.
Even when expressing their resignation feelings, there was a great sense of relief from escaping the sea of suffering.
Once the post was out, it immediately caused heated discussion among countless netizens.
"Holy crap! You're too hateful, aren't you?! Some time ago, I just participated in a bank written test; it was hard as hell, simply an academician-level exam, and I was brushed off, but you actually resigned?!"
"Support! After all, you're still young, and the cost of trial and error is still high—go out and explore, life only happens once..."
"Bank dogs understand this feeling too well; there is no worst, only worse. The salary I received last month was only 2514.06 yuan, and after deducting one thousand yuan for rent, I can't make ends meet. It's better to just resign and go home to squat!"
"I reserve my opinion; this is too impulsive, simply acting recklessly, too short-sighted, without a long-term vision!"
"This is too reckless, isn't it? People with mortgages and car loans dare not think about it!"
Amidst the heated discussions of countless netizens, the popularity of the entry 【Did you resign today】 became higher and higher, and a super topic with the same name was established that day.
In just a few days, more and more netizens posted their resignation letters under the super topic.
"Just resigned from Goose Factory; I was clearly an adventurer when I was a child, but now I'm huddled in front of a one-square-meter desk all day... #Did you resign today"
"I used to think I was the most amazing person, but as I grew up, I realized my mediocrity more and more. But the Hobbit told me, so what if I'm just a little person?! So what if I live for myself once?! 【Resignation Report】"
"I was in tears when I saw the end—this isn't a Hobbit! It's clearly that former weak self who wasn't willing to be content with the status quo! I'm going to pursue my own dreams too! Screw the programmer job, I just want to be a five-star chef!"
"I'm not doing it anymore! I'm not doing it anymore! Whatever bullshit job title, whatever advanced evaluation—I don't want any of it!!"
Large waves of netizens left messages under the super topic. In just three days, the reading volume of the super topic exceeded fifty million, and the number of posts left directly exceeded ten thousand.
At this moment, the largest resignation wave in history is being staged.
Countless netizens began to ask themselves.
What do they really want in this life?!
Life only happens once; must it be spent in the current way?
As more and more netizens posted their resignation letters, countless media outlets issued articles one after another.
【The Paper: The largest resignation wave in history is actually due to a book?】
【Phoenix: Fellow inmates, did you resign from the bank today?!】
【Sohu: Did you resign today?! The inner voice of thousands of netizens】
【Baidu: The Hobbit drives a million-person resignation wave?! Major companies are panicked!】
Later on, a group of sand-sculpture netizens who love to make things happen also spoke up one after another.
"Because I'm allergic to work, I get dizzy as soon as I arrive at the unit, so I hereby submit my resignation application! 【Dog head】"
"《Unable to gain ability improvement and sense of achievement in the current work content, need to go out to learn and grow》 【Resignation Report】"
"The boss doesn't listen, the money is little and there's too much to do, I'm not happy, it's far from home, and the point is I always have to work overtime. With this little money, it's hard for me to do things for you, so I resigned! 【Hands on hips】"
"I'm tired of eating at the restaurants around here, so I chose to resign!"
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"My appetite is bad, I can't eat the big pie drawn. My legs and feet aren't good, I can't jump into the traps set."
"My eyesight is bad, I can't understand the leader's hints. My mouth isn't sweet enough, I can't coax colleagues to be happy."
"To the person above, I'll add a few more sentences for you. My ears aren't sharp, I can't understand the subtext. My hands aren't fast enough, it's not my turn to flatter. My back isn't strong, I can't carry the black pots thrown at me..."
Under this series of antics, netizens spontaneously PKed which resignation reason was more sand-sculpture.
When the netizens happily remembered the culprit of all this, everyone attacked Ye Xuan's Weibo again.
On the other side, Ye Xuan opened his Weibo again and was also shocked by the various speeches of the netizens.
Good heavens!
A book "The Hobbit" actually drove a wave of resignation craze?!
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And it also triggered a sand-sculpture resignation reason selection contest?!
Ye Xuan also felt like laughing and crying.
After thinking for a moment, Ye Xuan sent out the most widely circulated sentence from the future.
【Ye Xuan: The world is so big, I want to go see it】
This sentence was originally the resignation reason of a teacher in the future, and it couldn't be more appropriate here.
As soon as the message was sent, countless netizens who had set Ye Xuan as a special follow object received the notification sound at the first moment.
Opening Ye Xuan's sentence, the netizens were also stunned.
That's right.
The reasons everyone put forward were either because of personal reasons, family reasons, or work reasons.
But returning to the original intention of the novel "The Hobbit," didn't Bilbo want to go out and see the world from the beginning?!
So many reasons floating in the world were all encompassed by Ye Xuan's simple sentence!
What kind of literary attainment is this?!
And what kind of grand pattern is this?!
Excited, the comments of countless netizens under this Weibo post of Ye Xuan piled up into high buildings.
"Holy crap! This sentence feels like it poked into my heart!"
"The resignation reason I thought about for half a day was killed in seconds by this sentence!"
"How can this guy's brain be so smooth?! By comparison, I look like I have no brain!"
"Woo woo woo, can you lend me Ye Gouzi's brain to help me write a love letter?! High-price recycling, two hundred and fifty yuan!"
"To the person above, your two hundred and fifty yuan is really a bit cheap; after all, it's Ye Gouzi's brain, at least add a dollar?!" Ten.
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