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Chapter 674

~7 min read 1,350 words

A day that is incomparably short in the eyes of humans is a long life in the eyes of a mayfly.

Compared to the infinite universe, a human life is incomparably short.

Then, compared to a mayfly, what is the difference?

A floating life of one day, a lifetime of a mayfly!

Ye Xuan's few lighthearted words stirred the hearts of countless viewers.

"Hurry and write this sentence down in my notebook!"

"Damn! The more I read it, the more I feel this sentence makes sense; what should I do?"

"Yeah, the honors, rankings, professional titles, bonuses, and so-called wealth and fame we pursue, and leaving a name in history—what meaning do they have in the vastness of space and time?"

"To answer the question from the front row, life itself has no meaning…"

"It has to be Ye Gouzi! This sentence can be called the finishing touch of the entire program!"

Accompanied by this line, "Sending a mayfly to heaven and earth, a tiny grain in the vast sea," the number of online viewers broke through 16 million in one go.

Seeing that the live broadcast duration was already approaching two hours, this program also drew to a close under the reluctant feelings of the other three guests.

When the program ended, whether it was the host Dou Wentao or the other two guests, Jiang Fangzhou and Liang Wen, they followed Ye Xuan step by step.

Ye Xuan walked to the left, and the three of them also walked to the left.

Ye Xuan walked to the right, and the three of them also walked to the right.

When Ye Xuan turned his head back, the three of them spoke one after another, impatient and full of excitement.

"Seeing Mr. Ye this time was truly worth it!"

"In just a few short hours, I have truly gained a lot; listening to your words is better than reading books for ten years. The ancients truly did not deceive me!"

"Yes, being able to invite Mr. Ye is simply our good fortune…"

Seeing the three people chirping like sparrows out of a cage, Ye Xuan initially took the three people's words as mere politeness.

But as he listened, Ye Xuan's eyes couldn't help but widen more and more.

The realm of this rainbow-farting truly depends on the literati.

Others at least still praise based on objective facts.

But this rainbow-farting from the literati has simply departed from objective reality.

They are directly using unconstrained imagination to exert subjective initiative?!

…

Just as Ye Xuan was being pulled by the three people, who were hard to refuse, to have a meal together, countless netizens were still discussing the viewpoints of the Round Table School.

Ye Xuan's golden sentences firmly occupied the Weibo hot search list, with countless comments below.

Just as netizens were one by one writing down Ye Xuan's classic remarks in their notebooks and reciting them repeatedly, an entry suddenly climbed onto the hot search list silently.

【Chinese Writers Association releases the new list of proposed admissions】

The Chinese Writers Association, as the top professional literary team in the country, includes the most outstanding literati and scholars in China.

Once the list was released, many netizens who were still surfing the internet clicked on it immediately.

When they noticed the name Jia Qianqian on the list, many netizens were stunned at first, and then they reacted one by one.

Isn't this the daughter of the literary giant Jia Pingwa?

Jia Pingwa is one of the most famous writers in China.

During his prime, Jia Pingwa was known as the number one person in the Chinese literary scene and was once evaluated as the existence closest to the Nobel Prize in Literature.

During Jia Pingwa's era, he was called a genius by his contemporaries and was one of the few contemporary Chinese writers who could enter world literary history.

And on the annual writer rankings, Jia Pingwa has never fallen out of the top three, which is enough to show Jia Pingwa's household popularity.

As a current literary giant, Jia Pingwa is still active in the literary scene and serves as the vice president of the Writers Association.

Now, seeing Jia Pingwa's daughter also joining the Writers Association, many netizens subconsciously thought this was a good story of a father and daughter both becoming literary masters, and immediately searched for Jia Qianqian's literary works.

But after reading one poem after another by Jia Qianqian, many netizens who had clicked in full of expectations retreated with disappointment on their faces.

"Damn! Can Jia Qianqian's poems like this also be published in a poetry collection?!"

"We went to pee together, you peed a line, I peed a pit?! Sorry, nine years of compulsory education couldn't teach me to write poems like this!"

"This is also called a poem? I feel it insults the word poem!"

"Damn! What the hell is her cucumber?! When lonely, a cucumber is undoubtedly the best in the world???? This scale…"

"We went to pee together, you peed on your shoes with the wind, I peed three zhang against the wind?! Isn't this much more artistic than what Jia Qianqian wrote?"

The initial expectations of the netizens all turned into intense disappointment.

Not to mention that Jia Qianqian's entire work is written with carriage return line breaks.

Just the fact that Jia Qianqian's poems are full of shit, urine, and farts made countless netizens call it "heavy taste."

Just as Jia Qianqian's poems triggered more and more controversy, Jia Qianqian, as the person involved, did not speak out, but a group of experts and scholars stood up instead.

Zhang Qinghua, a professor at the School of Literature of Beijing Normal University and also a famous literary critic, was the first to speak out on Weibo.

"Some people may have written for a lifetime and never approached poetry itself as naturally as Jia Qianqian. This is a natural blooming, derived from her own cultivation."

The flattery from the great writer Dong Chuan followed closely behind.

"I think Jia Qianqian's poems are particularly interesting. Her touch on the world is very rich. A person originally has two hands and ten fingers. Reading her poems, you can feel that she seems to have twenty hands…"

This wave after wave of flattery made countless netizens drop their jaws, and when poetry expert Rong Guang spoke again, countless netizens almost doubted their own ears.

"Jia Qianqian joining the Writers Association is a very normal thing. The procedure is also in line with the standards, and the works are also qualified.

Her poetry level is very excellent among contemporary female poets. She is even higher than the level of ordinary Writers Association members.

Everyone's opinion of her comes from the fact that her father is Jia Pingwa. Just like we hate rich second generations, she is a literary second generation.

Ordinary readers cannot appreciate such poems because our aesthetics still need to be improved…"

Once this long-winded whitewashing statement came out, a group of netizens suddenly couldn't stay calm.

Damn!

Literati scolding people is truly brilliant!

There isn't a single dirty word in the whole piece, but it is clearly pointing at the netizens' noses and scolding them!

First, scolding the netizens for not having a high enough appreciation level.

Second, scolding the netizens for looking at people through colored glasses because of the literary second generation.

Netizens who understood the subtext were directly enraged.

"Damn, this kind of shit and urine poem still needs appreciation? I am nearsighted, but I am not blind!"

"I can write dozens of better ones in a day, so does that mean everyone can join the Writers Association?"

"People who write toilet literature and toilet bowl literature can also join the Writers Association?!"

"Only now do I understand why poetry and shit have the same pronunciation!"

"If this can also be called writing poetry, I am at the peak! I just feel that this writing style and thought have dirtied my eyes!"

Just as countless netizens were filled with righteous indignation, more information about Jia Qianqian was dug out.

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