Chapter 135: Iron Man

Early morning, the sunlight in Los Santos was abundant, shining straight through the massive floor-to-ceiling windows of the mansion and into Xu Can's bedroom.

Xu Can woke up in a daze, feeling an itch in his nose. He reached out to brush it away, planning to keep sleeping for a while.

Way too sleepy!

But just a few seconds later, his nose started itching again.

Someone beside his ear was barely holding back laughter, their body trembling nonstop.

Xu Can was fully awake by now. He deliberately kept his eyes shut and pretended to sleep, waiting until that person leaned in closer, then suddenly opened his eyes and grabbed her slender wrist!

"Ah!"

Taylor Swift had been tickling Xu Can's nose with the tips of her golden hair, and getting caught red-handed startled her.

"You weren't asleep after all…"

"You woke me up, so what are you going to do about it?" Xu Can said with feigned anger.

"Alright, alright, I'll stop teasing you, go back to sleep."

Taylor Swift, deer-like, was just about to slip out of bed and escape, but Xu Can flipped over and pinned her down, capturing her on the spot.

As if you could escape Spider-Man's reflexes?

"Hold on, I haven't brushed my teeth yet… mm."

Xu Can leaned down, and Taylor Swift was already silenced by him. Since she'd woken him up, she had to receive the punishment she deserved.

Some singers can't hit a ten-beat E6 on stage,

Taylor Swift easily pulled it off in Xu Can's bedroom—melodious and pleasant, attack speed maxed out, as heavenly as her songs.

……

Last night Xu Can had finished tinkering around in the kitchen and hadn't had time to clean up, and early this morning he was too lazy to wash the dishes.

First, he used the new cookware to fry eggs and toast bread slices—two eggs, a loving breakfast for the thoroughly worn-out Taylor Swift.