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Chapter 102: Su Chen's Luxurious Goddess Group

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"I'm so full! My belly is bulging."

"Let me relax and digest for a while, I'll talk to you about the script later."

Xiao Ya rubbed her round belly.

An expression of agony and extreme enjoyment.

Food and sex, human nature.

These two aspects are the most satisfying.

That's why people often say.

To conquer a woman, you either conquer her esophagus or conquer her... path.

This is not said randomly.

Just in the time of a meal.

Xiao Ya's stomach was completely conquered by Su Chen.

Since her debut.

Xiao Ya has strictly demanded of herself.

Extremely harsh in terms of diet.

The diet is very simple, almost without any oil or water.

She can't remember how long it's been since she ate so heartily.

It seems she didn't even eat this fiercely during the New Year's Eve dinner!

"Su Chen, being your wife must be very unlucky."

Su Chen had a face full of question marks.

"Unlucky? Is being good at cooking a shortcoming?"

Xiao Ya curled her lips.

"Isn't it? You cook so well, whoever becomes your wife will eat crazily every day."

"It's not even a problem of being raised white and fat, it won't be long before she becomes a pig!"

"Look at me, 93 jin. If I keep eating like this, I'll be 120 in a year at most."

This word "unlucky" is a compliment in disguise.

Su Chen smiled and spread his hands.

"I guess I won't be able to get a wife in this life."

"Won't make any woman unlucky, that's pretty good."

"Actually, I've always wanted to find a wife as beautiful, charming, gentle, virtuous, and kind as Sister Xiao Ya."

"Living a life with a wife, children, and a warm bed. Doesn't seem very realistic."

Xiao Ya is also the kind of character who doesn't fight or grab.

Very soft, like she's made of water.

She was instantly flirted with by Su Chen.

"Director, are you praising me or flirting with me?"

"If you're praising me, then thank you."

"If you're flirting with me, then there's no need."

"I'm someone else's wife, how can you flirt with me?"

Su Chen chuckled.

"Haven't you seen the news? I'm the leader of the Cao Thief party elected by netizens, specializing in stealing other people's wives!"

"Besides, you and Chen Dog are probably going to get divorced soon, right?"

Xiao Ya pretended to be angry.

"Why do you call him Chen Dog? That's so rude. You..."

"Keep calling him that! I love hearing it! He's not even as good as a dog!"

Su Chen slapped his thigh hard.

"That's right, he has a top-tier luxury car at home, but chooses to drive a broken car outside."

"Such a man cannot be kept, divorce him decisively."

Xiao Ya's gaze suddenly focused on Su Chen.

"Director, if I remember correctly, you seem to have had scandals with more than one female star, right?"

"Yang Mi, Sister Reba, Tang Yan, Liu Liu Shishi, Liu Liu Tianxian... all of them, right?"

"What kind of behavior is this? You have a top-tier luxury car at home, but you go outside to drive other luxury cars?"

"Aren't you an upgraded version of Chen Dog?"

Su Chen: "..."

How did he get himself wrapped up in this?

Su Chen clarified: "Rumors, all rumors!"

"The final interpretation right is with me."

While Su Chen was cleaning up the plates.

Xiao Ya's beautiful eyes fell on him.

From head to toe, examining him repeatedly.

This man is just too perfect.

From his hair to his toes, he's impeccable.

Xiao Ya became more and more moved as she looked.

Men see goddesses, women see gods.

Everyone will be moved.

Not to mention what kind of actions they take.

Heartbeat is certain to happen.

As the ancients said, judge by actions, not by heart.

If you judge by heart, there are no saints in the world.

Even saints can't help but be moved when they see top goddesses.

The ceiling of male gods is poking right in front of her.

It's hard for Xiao Ya not to be tempted.

Why do people like to pursue poetry and the distance?

Because when you reach a place of absolute freedom, the soul will be liberated.

Thailand is far enough.

Xiao Ya came here alone to film.

Her entire soul is in a state of absolute freedom.

When the soul is free, it likes to pursue excitement.

Xiao Ya stared at Su Chen in front of her.

A bold idea sprouted.

Since Chen Dog can cheat on her.

Then why can't she take revenge on Chen Dog and cheat on him too?

Su Chen is the perfect object!

Of course, this thought only flashed by.

And didn't last too long.

In a trance.

Xiao Ya felt she was too crazy.

How could she have such a crazy idea?

This guy Su Chen is simply poisonous.

The toxicity is like a corpse-fragrant konjac, easily causing hallucinations.

She shook her head hard.

After calming down, she started to grind the script with Su Chen.

Xiao Ya's scenes are not many.

The acting difficulty is not high either.

And the identity of this character is the number one beauty in Chinatown.

Not a hateful villain either.

It's quite easy to act.

Under Su Chen's guidance.

Xiao Ya quickly grasped the essence of this character.

Chatting until 12 o'clock at night.

Xiao Ya let out a long yawn.

Stretched several times.

"Director, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep first, you sleep too."

Su Chen nodded heavily.

"Alright, let's sleep together."

Xiao Ya giggled.

"Flirting with me again, are you? I'm a married woman, you know."

"Do you think I'm a little girl? If you push me too far, I really will crash on your bed."

Su Chen asked back,

"Then, can Sister Xiao Ya eat ice cream?"

Xiao Ya was stunned for a moment.

"What? What ice cream?"

Su Chen chuckled.

"Whether I let you crash on my bed depends on whether you can eat ice cream."

Xiao Ya had a slow reaction time.

It took her a long time to realize.

"Uh... you want to use whether I can eat ice cream to judge if I'm on my period?"

"That's a deep trap! I can eat it."

"Besides, even if I couldn't, so what if I crash on your bed?"

Su Chen was startled.

Bat... battling in blood?

"I really have to go, I'm exhausted, bye!"

Xiao Ya stretched twice in a row and prepared to go out.

But just then,

she suddenly clutched her waist and let out a scream.

"Ah, it hurts..."

"What's wrong, Sister Xiao Ya?"

"I think I sprained my waist, I can't move."

Su Chen chuckled.

"And you say I'm the one with the deep traps? Sister Xiao Ya's traps are much deeper than mine."

"You want to use this as an excuse to stay in my room, right?"

"You can just say it directly, no need to beat around the bush."

Xiao Ya twisted her body, her expression pained.

"Are you stupid? Why would I joke about this? It really hurts!"

"Help me to the sofa to rest for a bit."

Su Chen propped up Xiao Ya's arm.

He helped her slowly sit on the sofa.

After catching her breath, Xiao Ya let out a long sigh of relief.

"You don't know, this waist injury is an old problem of mine."

"In our line of work, after a long time, how can your body not get sick?"

"Especially when filming period dramas, or even action scenes."

"Often hanging on wires, flying around, bumping into arms, legs, waist, back—it's too normal."

This wasn't a lie.

Not just Xiao Ya,

Su Chen's group of goddesses are all period drama goddesses.

They are indeed covered in injuries from head to toe.

They spend millions every year to maintain their bodies.

This kind of maintenance includes both removing "rust" to keep the body youthful,

and a large number of repair projects.

To keep their internal organs, muscles, and bones as healthy as possible.

Only with such frequent, major maintenance

will they not suffer so much when they get old.

"Sister Xiao Ya, if you trust me, would you mind if I check your body?"

Xiao Ya was so scared she shivered.

"What are you doing? Using the excuse of checking my body to take advantage of me?"

"Have you been watching too many of those movie plots?"

Those strange movies,

the plots are getting more and more outrageous.

They've poisoned so many people!

It's just that Xiao Ya didn't expect

that even a top-tier star like Su Chen would be deeply affected.

Today he dares to use the excuse of checking her body to take advantage of her,

tomorrow will he dare to use a freezing spell on her?

Su Chen's eyes were very serious and solemn.

He said gravely, "I'm just checking Sister Xiao Ya's body, nothing else."

"I'm not that low to use this opportunity to take liberties."

Su Chen wished he could list his group of goddesses to her one by one.

He eats luxury meals every day,

there's no need for such petty, thieving behavior.

"... How do you check? No need to take off clothes, right?"

Xiao Ya still looked terrified.

Su Chen smiled bitterly, "I think you're the one poisoned by those plots."

"I don't have all kinds of instruments here, I can only use the traditional Chinese medicine methods of looking, listening, asking, and feeling the pulse to check you."

"Take off what clothes? How do you check if you take off clothes? Check if you have any birthmarks on your body!"

Xiao Ya then nodded, half-believing.

"Then look!"

Su Chen carefully stared at Xiao Ya's complexion, eyes, tongue coating...

He looked for a long time.

Then he helped her feel her pulse.

While feeling it, he asked, "Sister Xiao Ya, haven't you been sleeping well lately?"

"Yes, I often need to take sleeping pills to fall asleep."

"Is it easy to get acne, have nightmares, have problems with bowel movements? And your period is irregular?"

Involving such private topics,

it left Xiao Ya speechless.

She hesitated for several seconds,

then nodded heavily.

"Director, you're completely right. Have you studied traditional Chinese medicine?"

Su Chen asked back, "Who is Traditional Chinese Medicine? I haven't studied it."

"I guess I learned a few tricks from my grandfather since I was a child, just some amateur skills."

This non-existent grandfather of Su Chen is omnipotent.

When filming "Blossoms Shanghai,"

when others asked him why he was proficient in the Shanghai dialect,

Su Chen also said he learned it from his grandfather.

But in reality, there is no such grandfather!

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