Chapter 534
Sister Reba stabbed in with a knife.
"How fragrant is it? No matter how fragrant, it's still raised for another family."
"Just like us; in the end, didn't we all end up benefiting you?"
Su Chen shot her a white look.
"You really bring up the one thing that shouldn't be mentioned."
For a dad with a daughter.
Marriage is an absolute taboo topic.
Because no one wants the fine cabbage they've raised for over twenty years to be trampled by a pig.
Their own snug little cotton jacket snatched away by another man.
That would be fatal!
Many middle-aged men can withstand the immense pressure of life.
Never shedding a single tear.
But at the moment their daughter marries, they weep endlessly.
Su Chen really dared not imagine the scene when Little Rainbow got married.
Fortunately, Little Rainbow isn't even one year old yet.
Let alone thirty, even if she marries at twenty-five.
That sorrowful moment is still more than twenty years away!
No need to worry twenty years in advance.
So Su Chen had never thought about this issue.
But Sister Reba's stab was completely untimely.
"Sister Reba, saying such things at this moment, don't you feel you deserve a beating?"
Sister Reba covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Yeah, I do deserve a beating! If you have the guts, punish me severely tonight."
Su Chen sneered: "Dream on. Trying the Provocation tactic on me? You're still too young."
"Tonight I won't punish you; I'll just not let you into the room."
Sister Reba's legs instantly went weak.
"Don't... I was just joking with you. No need to retaliate so harshly, right?"
"Not letting me into the room is like taking my life!"
"We haven't seen each other in so long. I still have to queue up with these women; that's pitiful enough."
"If you cancel my right to queue, I'll go crazy."
"Since it's just Sister Mi and me right now and they haven't arrived yet, how about... give me a special treat?"
Su Chen:???
Is this woman holding back until she goes mad?
Su Chen glanced at the time.
9:30 in the morning.
The others will probably start arriving after 12:00 noon.
There is indeed still plenty of time.
Su Chen nodded and agreed.
"Alright, go into the room and wait for me first."
"Yay! Long live husband!" Sister Reba was overjoyed.
Yang Mi was utterly speechless.
"Look at Sister Reba now; she's like a little girl about to get her favorite toy, so smug."
Su Chen grinned: "She really is her favorite toy, isn't she? Don't you love it?"
Yang Mi: "Ah, this..."
"By the way, I have something to tell you. Do you know Sister Jin Mai?"
Su Chen nodded: "Yes, I often eat instant noodles from that brand."
"But do instant noodles come in male and female? Why call her 'Sister'?"
Yang Mi lightly kicked him.
"I'm talking serious business; it's Zhao Jinmai!"
"A while ago she called me and said she was sorry to me."
"Because she discovered she had fallen for her brother-in-law, that is, you, and hoped I would forgive her."
Su Chen frowned: "No way, what kind of move is that?"
Yang Mi shook her head: "How would I know? If she likes you, she could just like you secretly; anyway, I wouldn't know, so how could I blame her?"
"But she insisted on telling me that she likes you and even expected me to forgive her."
"That's just too funny. It's understandable; Sister Jin Mai is still under twenty after all. Girls of that age have immature minds."
"Some confusing moves are normal."
Su Chen was puzzled: "Then what do you mean by telling me this?"
Yang Mi sighed.
"What do you think? Zhao Jinmai is my good sister. If she likes you, of course I'll act as the matchmaker!"
Su Chen immediately put on a serious expression.
"No! I won't fall for her!"
"Isn't having goddesses like you enough? I'm already very content."
Yang Mi punched him twice.
"Keep playing dumb and you can drop dead! I'm not joking — isn't Zhao Jinmai your type?"
"If you've taken a fancy to this little girl, I'll reply to her and arrange for you two to meet."
"If you don't like her, then I'll talk her out of it."
Su Chen frowned.
"I've already said it — having goddesses like you, I'm very content."
"I won't easily fall for anyone else."
"But Sister Jin Mai is so young. If I reject her, she'll definitely be heartbroken."
"She might lose her appetite, affect her filming, even get thoughts of suicide?"
"I really don't dare think any further — it's too scary!"
"You've also seen plenty of news about young girls taking their own lives."
"I'm really afraid Sister Jin Mai will take things too hard…"
"Then how about this — I'll humble myself and reluctantly agree to her?"
Yang Mi was almost moved to tears.
"This spirit of self-sacrifice you have — it's truly so noble!"
"So devoted."
Su Chen cupped his fists and said: "You're too kind, too kind."
"Too kind my ass! You actually thought I was praising you?"
"First time I've seen someone make shamelessness sound so grand — you really are a scumbag!"
Su Chen said frankly: "I've always admitted I'm a scumbag!"
"Apart from the bad reputation, every other aspect of being a scumbag feels great."
"Does one really have to be an honest man? The reputation's fine, sure, but everything else is a mess."
Yang Mi stared at him fixedly.
"Since you're so eager to help others, could you help me out? I've been really broke lately — I need money."
"'Ne Zha: Birth of the Demon Child' pulled in 3.5 billion at the box office, and after the split, that's 1.2 billion."
"Seems like the total investment was only 100 million, right? And it was exclusively produced by your new company, Donghuang Entertainment — you pocketed all the money."
"One movie raked in over a billion — you're way too rich! Could you throw me a lifeline?"
Su Chen tapped his skull, suddenly enlightened.
End of Chapter
