Chapter 104

“Just… just this?”

“Yes!” Su Meng nodded and said seriously.

“This matter is very important to me!”

Wu Wu Guangren’s mouth was twitching, and the way he looked at Su Meng was incredibly complex.

A moment later, he snatched the score and said irritably.

“I agree!”

……

“How is it? My popularity today is pretty good, right?”

Slipping into the bathroom, Hua Hua Chenyu couldn’t wait to dial his agent’s phone.

The agent was silent for a while, then finally spoke.

“Today… your popularity… is at the bottom!”

“What?” Hua Hua Chenyu jumped up instantly.

“I performed so fiercely, wrote a song in two days, and even recorded it, and I’m at the bottom?”

The agent sighed and said helplessly.

“You might not believe it, but today Su Meng… went to the Imperial Music Academy to crash the party…”

“What the hell?” Hua Hua Chenyu was stunned instantly.

After hearing the agent’s explanation, his entire face was twisted.

“How is this possible? How could I possibly?”

“I performed so hard, and all the traffic was sucked away by him?”

The agent sighed and said helplessly.

“The team had an emergency discussion and felt that this can’t go on.”

“Hasn’t your song been recorded?”

“Go find them tomorrow morning!”

“Find them?!” Hua Hua Chenyu’s voice was extremely sharp.

“I have to go find them?”

“Yes!” the agent said firmly.

“We calculated that the songs Su Meng wrote for those people are likely all garbage songs.”

“Especially that ‘Song of the Fifth Ring’, what kind of broken lyrics and broken name is that?”

“Go find them tomorrow, and in front of them, use your song to slap their faces and grab the traffic back!”

“I see…” Hua Hua Chenyu fell into deep thought.

……

“I actually finished recording?”

Boss Yang listened to her own voice in the headphones, her face blank.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue nodded, also a bit confused.

“I usually sing just average, but I don’t know why, singing this ‘Song of the Fifth Ring’ is especially smooth.”

“It’s so easy to sing, it feels like… this is my song.”

“Me too!” Boss Yang put down the headphones and nodded fiercely.

“I even have an illusion that this song only has flavor when I sing it.”

“No matter who covers it, they can’t surpass me!”

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian sighed and said quietly.

“It seems my progress is the slowest.”

“But this song is not difficult, I can finish recording before noon today.”

“That’s best!” Su Meng chuckled.

“Solve everything this morning, and come to my music press conference in the afternoon.”

What? The few of them felt bad instantly.

You’re actually going to officially release those funeral songs of yours?

……

“Yo, everyone is here!”

A voice came, and Hua Hua Chenyu walked in from outside with a hypocritical smile on his face.

Seeing him enter, the others nodded slightly, counting as a greeting.

Hua Hua Chenyu didn’t care and chuckled.

“I heard everyone has been recording songs these two days? How is it going?”

Seeing that the others didn’t have much interest in talking, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi spoke up.

“It’s okay, the progress is acceptable.”

“Didn’t you record a song? Did you finish recording?”

Hua Hua Chenyu smiled proudly and pretended to be humble.

“I’ve been lucky these two days, and my state is very good, my song has been recorded.”

“I’m preparing to release it officially.”

“Is that so? Congratulations!” Deng Deng Deng Ziqi said politely.

But in her heart, she didn’t think much of it.

Isn’t it just a broken song?

It seems like it’s clashing with my new song?

But it doesn’t matter, you can at most fight for third place.

If you want to challenge my second place, you’re still far off.

What? You ask who is first? That must be “Map of Mountains and Rivers”.

Hua Hua Chenyu had already made up his mind and chuckled.

“Deng Deng Ziqi, why don’t I sing it here, and you help me listen?”

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was also helpless, why is this person like a dog-skin plaster?

But since he said it, it was hard to refuse.

She pointed to the recording studio and said.

“Then you go in and sing it, I’ll just learn from it.”

“Okay!” Hua Hua Chenyu’s eyes lit up, he handed the accompaniment to the recording engineer, and hurried into the recording studio himself.

……

Although it was just singing in the recording studio, Hua Hua Chenyu still used his “God-Inviting Technique”.

His body showed all kinds of strange distortions.

The degree of distortion was simply beyond the limits of the human body.

The people outside couldn’t hear the sound, but could only see this scene, and all turned their heads subconsciously.

It hurts the eyes, it really damn hurts the eyes!

Su Meng turned his head and suddenly found an erhu in the corner, and suddenly had an idea.

He picked up the erhu and said with a smile.

“Come, come, come, I’ll let everyone enjoy a brand new performance.”

A brand new performance?

At the scene and in the livestream, everyone cast curious gazes.

Su Meng pointed to Hua Hua Chenyu in the recording studio, and a hint of evil smile appeared on his face.

“Next, please enjoy the Yuju opera selection ‘Getting Up Early to Pick Manure’.”

“Performer… Hua Hua Chenyu!”

What? Everyone’s eyeballs almost popped out.

Getting up early to… pick manure? Hua Hua Chenyu?

Are you serious?

But… why do I suddenly have an inexplicable… sense of anticipation?

……

Note: Henan Province has three major local operas: Yuju, Quju, and Yuediao.

Among them, “Getting Up Early to Pick Manure” comes from the Quju opera “Li Huozi Divorces”.

Due to plot needs, Quju and Yuediao are unified into Yuju, and subsequent chapters will be the same.

Please forgive me, dear readers.

“Next, please enjoy the Yuju opera selection ‘Getting Up Early to Pick Manure’.”

“Performer… Hua Hua Chenyu!”

In the livestream, a large patch of question marks suddenly flew up.

“Getting up early to pick manure? What is this? Did I hear that right?”

“Pfft~~~~ Getting up early to pick manure, how about that?”

“Did I hear that right? Hua Hua Chenyu getting up early to pick manure?”

Ignoring the confusion of others.

Su Meng looked at Hua Hua Chenyu in the recording studio, seeing that it was just the interval between two lines of lyrics.

He played the erhu in his hand quickly for a bridge, and then started singing.

“Getting up early to pick manure~~~~”

Just when Su Meng sang this line, Hua Hua Chenyu in the recording studio was also just starting to sing.

Shrinking his neck, stretching his hands, shaking his head left and right.

At first glance, it seemed exactly the same as the lyrics.

Another magical bridge music.

Su Meng continued to sing.

“Coming back and not seeing my woman~~~~”

At this time, Hua Hua Chenyu also made a very sad expression, as if he had really lost his woman.

“Searched the east courtyard, then searched the west courtyard~~~~”

Hua Hua Chenyu was also extremely cooperative, shaking his head left and right, as if he were really looking for a woman.

“Searched the south courtyard, then searched the north courtyard~~~~”

Hua Hua Chenyu in the recording studio had completely immersed himself in his own musical world.

Although it was just a small recording studio, he was turning around and around.

Looking at that appearance… he was really in a hurry to find a woman…

“Did your woman run off with someone else~~~~”

“My woman is not that kind of person~~~~”

“Either she went back to her mother’s house~~~~”

“She hasn’t been to her mother’s house in over half a year~~~~”

“Aiyoh~~~~”

“Ha ha ha ha ha…” At the scene and in the livestream, everyone laughed like crazy.

Boss Yang laughed until her chest was heaving, and Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was slapping the table, tears almost bursting out.

Even the usually calm Liu Liu Liu Tianxian was holding her stomach and laughing uncontrollably.

Not to mention Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue.

This little fatty was already laughing and rolling on the ground.

In the livestream, the netizens’ bullet comments were dense, almost covering the screen.

“Holy crap! This is too magical.”

“Hahahaha, laughed me to death, almost laughed until I exploded.”

“Just listening to the music is magical enough, paired with Hua Hua Chenyu’s actions, it’s truly seamless.”

“From now on, I, the Manure-Picking Sect, am willing to worship Hua Hua Chenyu as the Sect Leader!”

……

“Eh? Su Meng, you really know how to sing Yuju opera.”

“Earlier when I listened to ‘Hundred Birds Worshipping the Phoenix’, I felt it was a bit like the flowing board in Yuju opera.”

Bai Bai Bai Xiaoling on the side held her stomach and laughed for a long time, finally calmed down, and asked.

Su Meng nodded and chuckled.

“You noticed? Yes, I quite like Yuju opera, and I can sing some.”

“Yuju opera? What is that?” Hearing their conversation, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi asked curiously.

She is from Hong Kong and doesn’t know much about these things.

Su Meng explained.

“That’s a local opera from Henan Province, widely circulated in the Central Plains region.”

“That part I just sang actually comes from a singing segment in the Yuju opera ‘Li Huozi Divorces’.”

“Is that so? But I think it clearly matches…” Deng Deng Deng Ziqi pointed to Hua Hua Chenyu, who was acting crazy in the recording studio, and didn’t continue.

Everyone could hear the meaning in those words.

Su Meng sighed, his face looking very regretful.

“Actually, this is not the highest level.”

“The highest level is actually pairing this singing style with video editing.”

“The singing part can be edited with celebrities, and the bridge music can be paired with those symphony orchestra performances, that would be the complete version!”

？？？ Several people had many question marks floating above their heads.

How obsessed are you with this singing segment?

You even thought about how to edit it?

In the livestream, countless netizens were stunned for a moment, then suddenly started howling excitedly.

What are you waiting for? Hurry up and edit the video!

Su Meng even explained how to edit it clearly, can’t you copy the homework?

……

“Deng Deng Ziqi, what do you think of this song of mine?”

“I spent two days writing it, and then arranged and recorded it.”

“Time was a bit tight, there might be some imperfect parts.”

Hua Hua Chenyu crawled out of the recording studio and pretended to be humble.

But everyone could see the pride on his face.

I only spent two days writing a song and finished recording it, let me ask you, is it awesome?

But Deng Deng Deng Ziqi didn’t even wear headphones just now, who knows what he sang?

She had to say vaguely.

“Um um um, it’s pretty good, you’re really amazing…”

“Sigh… if I had more time, I should be able to polish it even better.”

Hua Hua Chenyu became even more smug.

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi saw him and suddenly felt a bit unbearable.

“That… Huahua, since your song is recorded, hurry up and release it.”

“Don’t worry, once your song is released, it will definitely top the download chart immediately!”

The other few people paused and nodded in agreement.