[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-124":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: Told to Be Down-to-Earth, You Took Up Funeral Gigs?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930709,2633,"Chapter 124: The Three Trials of Galileo","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-124",124,"\u003Cp>\"Su Meng can sing Peking Opera?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping fiddled with the computer, full of curiosity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin shook her head, also somewhat puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't know, but since he can sing Henan Opera, it shouldn't be a big deal if he can sing Peking Opera, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Anyway, to me, they all sound the same.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping almost cursed with an expletive in his heart, but nodded in deep agreement on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wife, you are absolutely right.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After offering a hollow compliment, he didn't dare to speak again, just buried his head in operating the computer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, as the play button was pressed, a few large characters appeared on the screen—\"The Three Trials of Galileo\"!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the heck?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this name, Duan Duan Jiangping was instantly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin, however, had a look of confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who is Galileo? Why does it sound a bit familiar?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is he like Chen Shimei, a heartless man?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping couldn't take it anymore and jumped up directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Galileo Galilei! He was an Italian astronomer, physicist, and engineer, the founder of modern European natural science!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Known as the father of observational astronomy, the father of modern physics, the father of the scientific method, and the father of modern science!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin nodded thoughtfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So he really is a heartless man, to have fathered so many sons?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping pointed at her, his lips trembling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, his arms hung down weakly, as if he had resigned himself to his fate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're right, he's a heartless man, a scumbag, a simp!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So... he's a cuckold!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his heart, he was almost crying; what kind of sin did I commit to have to explain so much to an old woman? \u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Sister Qin nodded with satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Watch the play, watch the play. I love watching plays where scumbags get beaten up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"'The Three Trials of Galileo'?\" Uncle Yu swallowed, his voice sounding a bit dry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Guo, is this traditional Peking Opera?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang's face was also pitch black.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That... watch the play, watch the play...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's face stiffened: \"No, Master, you saw it wrong!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the screen, the sound of gongs and drums rang out, and a painted-face character in a python robe stepped out, stood behind the table, and struck a pose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The rebellious traitor is truly hateful,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He doesn't believe in God, he believes in science.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Three Trials of Galileo,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I must wipe out the heliocentric theory!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft~~~\" Guo Guo Qilin burst out laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dad, why is this play a bit unprofessional?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look at his hat, there's actually a cross drawn on it. Where would you find a painted-face character with that look?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as his words fell, a small gong sounded on the screen, and the painted-face character continued to chant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am the Cardinal of the Roman Curia!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"By order of the Pope, I am here to judge the case of Galileo~~~~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the heck?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Deyun Society, the group was instantly in disarray.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang snorted coldly and said indifferently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Guo Guo Qilin, it seems I was inconsiderate to let you drop out of school so early.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go find a set of middle school physics books to read later...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the accompaniment sounded, a singing voice rose from the stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I heard a shout from inside the church~~~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after, amidst the gongs and drums, Su Meng, dressed in costume, walked onto the stage supported by a woman in a green dress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng! It's Su Meng! He's really singing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Teacher Teacher Reba jumped up in excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't interrupt, watch the play, watch the play!\" Boss Yang patted her, making her quiet down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the screen, Su Meng continued to sing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Here comes Galileo, a man of letters.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"With the Cardinal sitting majestically in the middle,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I know today it will be hard to escape this cruel torture~~~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eh? Su Meng sings really well!\" Teacher Teacher Reba exclaimed again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang jumped up and covered her mouth directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I told you, let you watch the play honestly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you here to watch the play or to watch the handsome guy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the computer screen, the painted-face Cardinal shouted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bold Galileo, now that you are in court, why do you not make the sign of the cross?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This...\" Su Meng hesitated for a moment, then suddenly clapped his hands, as if he had an idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"With the Lord in my heart, there is no need to draw it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha, with the Lord in my heart, there is no need to draw it...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the living room, the girl burst into laughter again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Grandpa, Su Meng's singing is so interesting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Grandfather rarely didn't criticize her, but instead nodded with a look of approval.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not bad, those lines just now were sung with rhythm and style; his voice is really good.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn't he a funeral master? How can he sing opera?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Could it be that he started out playing the suona in an opera troupe?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl scratched her head, not knowing how to explain it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had to helplessly change the subject.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Watch the play, watch the play, this play is really interesting.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the screen, Su Meng was already continuing to sing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Galileo was born in the small town of Pisa,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The clown priest next to him directly added a line.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A country bumpkin!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng sang: \"Since childhood, I have loved physics and astronomy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The priest chanted: \"Reactionary since childhood.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng sang: \"I have also calculated the swing of the great clock,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The priest chanted: \"That was all your guessing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng sang: \"I have also observed the bright moon—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The priest chanted: \"How is it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng sang: \"—It's all big craters.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The priest chanted: \"Nonsense.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng sang: \"Writing books and teaching to make a living, traveling through Naples, Genoa, Rome, and Turin, I have a great reputation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The priest chanted: \"Still a fugitive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good!\" Uncle Yu couldn't help but clap and cheer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The group of disciples was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You're cheering for this kind of stuff?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With lyrics like these, sung in Peking Opera, don't you feel it's out of place, sir?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However... out of place is out of place, but why is it so catchy?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang also nodded repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good, it's sung really well!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"With so many people in our Deyun Society, not one can compare to him.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Yu nodded and added.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And this clown character is just like the straight man in crosstalk.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Integrating the humor of crosstalk into Peking Opera, Junior Brother really has ideas.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The group of disciples was completely stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master, Uncle, have you two been brainwashed by Su Meng?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How come everything about him looks good?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the screen, the plot continued to advance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Cardinal interrogated Galileo to no avail, so he began to question his daughter, Maria, about the telescope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one playing the woman in the green dress today is a famous dan actress from the Third Troupe, and her performance was full of flavor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My mother passed away early, leaving father and daughter to spend our remaining years.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The uncle next door also died early, and his widow aunt is as beautiful as a fairy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My father thinks of her all day long, but there is no matchmaker and little opportunity.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Therefore, he made a telescope to peek through the window and satisfy his craving~~~\" \u003C\u002Fp>",1242,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-18T03:10:38.119Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","b9321eb940c1bc9de1c1cbc715b552fb84892f55c5443a927f8a09afa41c25ad","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-125","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-123",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]