Chapter 13

"Do you know? When Boss Yang has a stomachache, she also has to go to the bathroom to poop!"

What? The group of people was already a bit disheveled.

"Liu Liu Liu Tianxian is a big star, right?"

"……Yes!"

"Then do you know? When Liu Liu Liu Tianxian eats something that upsets her stomach, she also farts!"

Holy crap!

At the scene and in the livestream room, everyone was completely stunned...

"Let me tell you, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi also has to eat, and when she sees something delicious, she drools too!"

In a car parked on the side of the road, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi suddenly laughed.

"Su Meng is this interesting? Who doesn't drool when they see something delicious?"

The young lady passenger next to her nodded, then suddenly felt something was wrong.

"That may be true, but isn't Deng Deng Deng Ziqi a big star? She actually drools too?"

"So what?" Deng Deng Deng Ziqi said with great interest.

"Let me tell you, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi is a total foodie; she can't walk away when she sees good food."

"By the way, is there anything good to eat around here?"

Huh? The young lady passenger was instantly stunned.

……

"Then do you know? When Boss Yang has a stomachache, she also has to go to the bathroom to poop!"

In a swimming pool, many people's gazes subconsciously turned toward Boss Yang, who was in a swimsuit.

Although she was experiencing an ordinary profession, she hadn't hidden her identity.

Almost everyone at the scene had already recognized her.

Hearing Su Meng say this, everyone's eyes turned toward her.

Their gazes carried a bit of curiosity and inquiry.

So you're just like us, you also have to go to the bathroom to poop?

At this moment, Boss Yang's face was already beet red.

Although there was nothing wrong with what was said, saying it publicly in front of so many people was unbearable for anyone.

Before she could speak, Su Meng's next sentence drifted out.

"When Liu Liu Liu Tianxian eats something that upsets her stomach, she also farts!"

Boss Yang was stunned, then burst into laughter, her face actually showing a trace of schadenfreude.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's image has always been that of an ethereal fairy sister, right?

I wonder what kind of reaction she'll have when she hears this?

It seems I'm not the most miserable one after all!

……

"Then do you know? When Liu Liu Liu Tianxian eats something that upsets her stomach, she also farts!"

In the lobby of a restaurant, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, wearing a uniform and a mask, was instantly stunned.

A moment later, from her cheeks to the roots of her ears, she turned bright red.

Nonsense, people eat grains and cereals, who doesn't fart?

But is it appropriate for you to say this in front of hundreds of thousands of people in the livestream?

She is a little fairy, after all; don't little fairies' farts smell like roses?

No! It's not hundreds of thousands!

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian suddenly realized.

Su Meng's words are definitely going to trend!

Which means, the fact that I fart... the whole world knows?

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian instantly felt terrible...

……

Pfft~~~~

Her manager, Ms. Qin, who was drinking water, spat it out directly.

But at this moment, how could she care about that?

She only felt a chill run from the base of her spine straight to the top of her head.

Su Meng's words were the truth; there was nothing wrong with them.

But the problem is, with this one sentence, you've offended three female stars to death!

Who is Deng Deng Deng Ziqi? The Hong Kong pop diva, the hottest female singer right now.

Who is Boss Yang? A first-line actress who made a gorgeous transformation and rose to become a capitalist.

Who is Liu Liu Liu Tianxian? A proper national goddess, the pure and flawless little fairy in the hearts of millions of fans!

Which one of them doesn't have a higher status than you?

You've offended them to death!

Why has Su Meng started to completely let himself go since joining this show?

Just destroy it, hurry up, I'm tired!

Ms. Qin collapsed powerlessly into her chair, indicating she didn't want to talk right now.

……

In the livestream, after a moment of silence, it suddenly exploded.

"Holy crap! I can't bear to look! How are you going to let me look at Boss Yang and Liu Liu Liu Tianxian in the future?"

"Although there's nothing wrong with what he said, the problem is... is it appropriate for you to say this?"

"I don't care! Liu Liu Liu Tianxian is my dream lover, little fairies don't poop or fart!"

"Brother... no, Master Su, please stop talking."

"Damn, I used to think stars were high and mighty, but now hearing Su Meng say this... are stars really just ordinary people?"

"The show has been running for so long, and it never made people feel stars were down-to-earth, but this one sentence from Su Meng has knocked these stars off their pedestals."

"If we're talking about being down-to-earth, who can be more down-to-earth than Su Meng? He's even talking about poop and farts?"

"Su Meng! You actually dare to slander my dream lover, I am at odds with you! A hater for life, no explanation!"

"Vulgar! Too vulgar! Who would have thought Su Meng would be so tacky?"

……

In front of the grave, there was a deathly silence.

Su Meng's words left everyone stunned.

They were just ordinary people and still had some awe for stars.

But hearing Su Meng say this, it seems... that's the logic?

Su Meng stretched out a hand and waved it in front of Niu Niu's eyes.

"Niu Niu, Niu Niu! Did you forget something?"

Huh? Niu Niu looked at him blankly, not having come back to her senses yet.

Su Meng chuckled and pointed at the big red envelope in her hand.

"Aren't you going to give me a red envelope? I'm still waiting!"

What? Niu Niu was instantly a bit disheveled.

She looked at the red envelope in her hand, then at Su Meng's face, which was handsome to an excessive degree, and embarrassedly hid the envelope behind her back.

"You're a big star, I'm giving you a red envelope..."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't try to welch on your debt; you're the one who said you'd give a red envelope!"