[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-150":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: Told to Be Down-to-Earth, You Took Up Funeral Gigs?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930735,2633,"Chapter 150","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-150",150,"\u003Cp>Boss Yang was wearing a small red jacket and a headscarf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under Su Meng’s miraculous makeup technology, her features didn’t seem to change, but she instantly turned into a standard rural woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just her, Su Meng’s look was even more hilarious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although at a glance it was undoubtedly Su Meng himself, this outfit...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the face shape, which was elongated, making people want to laugh at first glance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are these still those two glamorous big stars?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t this just a rural couple?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang opened her mouth and shouted: “Hey, Big Hooligan! Big Hooligan!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng carried a pair of crutches, walking with his hands behind his back, and turned his head unhurriedly upon hearing this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why call me Big Hooligan? I’m out selling this stuff today, can you not call me by my stage name?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big Hooligan?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pfft~~~~ Countless people in front of their TVs laughed at the same time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the audience from the Northeast, this title is so intimate, isn’t it? You call this a stage name?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Audiences in other places didn’t understand the meaning of “hooligan,” but faintly, these two words seemed to have a magic that made them want to laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang said helplessly: “The child’s father.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng: “Yeah.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang smacked her lips and said: “If you ask me, don’t sell these crutches anymore. The streets are full of people with good legs, who would buy your stuff?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng curled his lips and said: “You’re talking nonsense, not sell them? Making these crutches took both labor and materials, I didn’t sleep for a day and night, wouldn’t I lose money if I didn’t sell them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang: “Oh, but the streets are full of people with good legs, can they be sold!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng smiled slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t you know me yet? You still call me Big Hooligan.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can trick a straight person into being crooked, I can trick a wilted person into being lively, I can trick a sharp person into being dull, a couple living well, I can trick them into separating!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Selling crutches today, I can trick a pair of good legs into being lame!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahahaha~~~~~” In the living room, the whole house was laughing uncontrollably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So you’re actually trying to scam people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And you even want to trick good legs into being lame?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is this possible?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This opening instantly hooked the audience’s curiosity!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang curled her lips and smiled: “I don’t know your strengths yet, my child’s father is very interesting. I heard that when people buy horses, he sells car harnesses, when people buy motorcycles, he sells safety helmets, when people have insomnia, he sells sleeping pills, when people —”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng waved his hand: “Stop talking, this is called market, grasp the advance amount!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang chuckled: “Your advance amount also has times when it misses!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng spread his hands: “These crutches were a miss.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang pouted: “I heard that Suozhu smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler, worked hard to make these crutches, but he smashed it too hard, and after being discharged from the hospital, he was directly in a wheelchair, and these crutches didn’t sell.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wheelchair?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hahahaha~~~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless viewers at the venue and in front of their TVs laughed out loud at the same time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This person has too many tricks, right? This is called grasping the market advance amount?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng snorted: “Don’t worry, today I will sell these crutches.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang: “The streets are full of people with good legs, who would buy them?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng put his hands behind his back: “Wife, today we are specifically looking for someone with good legs to sell to, let’s see my Big Hooligan’s ability.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang: “Aren’t you cheating people?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng smiled: “The willing take the bait, understand? Help me shout a few times.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang: “I don’t know how to trick.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng: “Follow my lead, okay? Hey, someone’s coming, shout!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just at this moment, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue rode his bicycle past, his clothing and appearance also rustic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang shouted loudly and reluctantly: “Ah, crutches, crutches, crutches!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue held the handlebars, getting more and more crooked. “Eh, eh~~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Crutches, crutches! Crutches!” Boss Yang said with her hands in her sleeves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue stopped the bike: “Eh eh eh, I said, why are you giving blind directions? Do you know where I’m going and you’re telling me to turn?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng reminded from the side: “Shout ‘selling’.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang shouted: “Selling! Selling!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng said angrily: “Selling what?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang: “Crutches.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng: “Connect it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang then shouted loudly: “Crutches for sale! Crutches for sale!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Trafficking?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hahaha~~~~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hu Zhengyuan couldn’t help it either, the wine in his mouth sprayed out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although he had seen this sketch many times during rehearsals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But why does he feel it’s so funny every time he watches it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His mouthful of wine drenched the whole table of dishes, but at this moment, the whole family didn’t notice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because they were all laughing until they were swaying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Trafficking?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahahahaha~~~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, you’re killing me! Why is Boss Yang so funny?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On TV, the program continued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue stopped his bike foolishly and walked over: “Eh? What’s going on? Who wants to traffic you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang was also a bit foolish: “No, he’s trafficking.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue stared directly at Su Meng: “You want to traffic?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng glanced at him: “What kind of look is that, trafficking? Trafficking, can I traffic someone like this? You buy it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Boss Yang was not some beautiful and domineering female star, but a standard rural auntie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Boss Yang’s image and listening to Su Meng’s line, countless people laughed like pigs again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were also many people at the venue shouting and booing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was also a bit confused: “Hey, what is going on with you two?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang laughed dryly: “We are a couple, just playing around!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng also smiled: “Hehehe, just playing around!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue said to the camera: “This couple, during the New Year, playing at selling their wife?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Playing at selling their wife?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahahaha...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin covered her stomach, laughing until she was out of breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping hammered the table frantically, laughing until tears streamed down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahaha, Su Meng is actually playing at selling his wife?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And it’s Boss Yang he’s selling?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If there’s a wife like this to sell, give me a dozen...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly gave a start, feeling the laughter in his ears stop abruptly, and a murderous aura seemed to come from behind his head.\u003C\u002Fp>",1112,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","3a2fb716c172f81492355056bb23b6ebe6fd59f7b6d29fb4dca7f56cac183404","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-151","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-149",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]