Chapter 153

Su Meng on the side was almost confused.

Does this have anything to do with me?

Under normal circumstances, the makeup they put on wouldn’t be so fragile.

But stage makeup is different from daily makeup, in order to have better stage effects on camera, makeup is generally much thicker.

This is crying and wiping back and forth, if the makeup is slightly ruined, it is particularly obvious.

The problem is, this beautiful dancer’s laugh point is too low, right?

Ruined her own makeup by laughing?

……

At this moment, Zhu Zhu Jiejing was already anxious.

“Quick quick quick, help me touch up my makeup, the next program is ours.”

The makeup artist was almost crying.

“Sister Zhu, there are only these few minutes, even if I grew three heads and six arms, it wouldn’t work～～!”

“This is the Spring Festival Gala stage, the kind where the camera is directly on your face!”

“If the makeup is a little uncoordinated, it’s infinitely magnified, and by that time...”

Zhu Zhu Jiejing was almost crying.

For this Spring Festival Gala dance, she led the young dancers to rehearse for a long time to achieve the best effect.

But now... completely ruined!

You know, this dance is meant to bring people extreme beauty, every detail is indispensable.

If the makeup is ruined, then even if the dance is danced well.

In the eyes of the audience, it will be as conspicuous as a fly suddenly appearing in a bowl of fragrant rice porridge.

Is my program ruined like this?

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhu Jiejing was suddenly hopeless.

Others also thought of this, and the scene suddenly became dead silent.

……

“Cough! How about I try?”

In the silence, someone coughed and interrupted.

Try? Everyone looked at the sound, and saw an old farmer walking in from outside the crowd.

Some people almost cursed.

This is makeup, do you think it’s farming in the fields?

But then they felt something was wrong.

This is the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, where did the old farmer come from?

Looking closely...

“Holy crap! It’s Su Meng... Mr. Su!”

Someone exclaimed.

Everyone then discovered that it was Su Meng who came over.

Su Meng smiled.

“I also have some research on makeup, how about I try?”

His words reminded everyone.

Many people then suddenly remembered that Su Meng’s makeup technology is a heaven-defying existence!

In “Shining Girl” some time ago, he actually turned Deng Deng Deng Ziqi into a man!

The makeup of the other few people also pulled a group of female stars back to the age of sixteen or seventeen!

Not to mention the far away, just this old farmer outfit in front of them, that was also put on by himself.

Have some research on makeup?

You are too humble, right?

It’s clearly reached the supreme realm of reversing yin and yang and crossing time and space, right?

The makeup artist is a professional, and even more knows how heaven-defying Su Meng’s technology is.

Hearing Su Meng was going to take action, he was like seeing a savior.

Hurriedly handed over the makeup box.

“Mr. Su, trouble you, it’s all up to you!”

Time is tight, and there is no time to go to the makeup room.

Su Meng took a glance, picked up a blush brush and swept it on Zhu Zhu Jiejing’s face.

He smiled.

“Hehe, Sister Zhu had a mishap this time, which in the final analysis was caused by me.”

“In reason and emotion, I can’t stand by... Sister Zhu, don’t laugh...”

Zhu Zhu Jiejing couldn’t help but laugh when she saw his outfit.

But she also knew the situation was urgent, so she hurriedly took a few deep breaths and began to adjust her state.

……

A moment later, a few exclamations suddenly came from the crowd.

A young dancer exclaimed excitedly.

“Wow, Sister Zhu, you are so beautiful!”

The makeup artist’s eyes were straight.

“This... how long has it been?”

“I spent a whole hour before, and now I can’t compare to your light touch?”

Su Meng said casually while continuing his work.

“It’s still because you put on a good foundation before, I’m just adding flowers to the brocade.”

The makeup artist shook his head firmly.

“Mr. Su, I’m so ashamed to hear you say that.”

“This is the real finishing touch!”

“And this makeup of yours fully shows Sister Zhu’s temperament.”

“The most important thing is that this makeup is a perfect match for this dance!”

“Compared to you, I am simply tarnishing the craft of makeup.”

Many dancers around also nodded silently, looking at Zhu Zhu Jiejing with envy.

Is this too beautiful?

Gentle and graceful, showing the delicacy of Jiangnan women to the fullest.

This is not a makeup room, and there is no makeup mirror, Zhu Zhu Jiejing doesn’t know what she looks like now.

Seeing others exclaiming constantly, she felt even more anxious.

However, she is a veteran who has seen the world.

Seeing everyone’s reaction, she knew the makeup problem had been solved.

Finally calmed down to focus on adjusting her state.

……

The sketch “Selling Crutches” had such a good effect.

So much so that the following programs, the audience didn’t have the heart to watch, still immersed in the joy of the sketch and unable to extricate themselves.

Until a soft music sounded.

The stream was gurgling, the water mist was misty, and a graceful Jiangnan woman walked slowly from the Dingbu Bridge.

Like Xi Shi washing silk, her steps were light, making people feel as if they were in the misty Jiangnan.

A beautiful Jiangnan painting slowly unfolded.

Such a beautiful scene instantly pulled everyone in.

“Wow~~~ Sister Zhu is so beautiful, so fairy-like!”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, who saw this scene backstage, had his eyes turned into little stars.

Then he became urgent.

“Little Uncle-Master, Little Uncle-Master, you also put some makeup on me.”

“I also want to look better.”

Su Meng glanced at him expressionlessly and said lightly.

“Your foundation is too poor, talk about it after you are reincarnated in the next life.”

Pfft~~~ Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood.

Su Meng removed his makeup on his own, and his mouth was not merciful.

“Not only are you ugly, but your aesthetics can’t keep up.”

“Not to mention anything else, just say that crosstalk you prepared for the Spring Festival Gala, what is it?”

“With your two body types, you still wear such flashy gowns.”

“Those who know, know you are two people.”

“Those who don’t know, think you are two double-door refrigerators.”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue covered his chest, feeling as if ten thousand arrows were piercing his heart.

Su Meng was interested and continued to roast.

“I also watched the recording of your rehearsal, it was not wrong to kill it!”

“Ten minutes of shooting is not enough!”

“What kind of broken stuff? Going up is also a disgrace to the ancestors!”

“Want to do magic? Just that broken stuff, just drill a person under the table, still need a magic instructor?”

“Change a roast chicken? You might as well eat roast chicken, it’s easier to get on the hot search!”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was almost scolded to tears by him.

But what can he do?

This is the Little Uncle-Master, although young, he is also an elder!

……

Su Meng shook his head and continued.

“And those jokes of yours, are they too old-fashioned?”

“No theme, just put together a few segments to fool people?”

“Still playing homophonic jokes? High courage, bold hope... is it shameful?”

“If you were on the Spring Festival Gala, if I were the director, I would point the camera at those young people at the venue.”

“Guess if they will be expressionless, or disdainful, or embarrassed to dig out a three-bedroom and two-living room on the ground?”

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was almost crying, and said weakly.

“Mainly because the Spring Festival Gala’s requirements for crosstalk...”

“Fart!” Su Meng glared over.

“In the final analysis, it’s because you are busy with commercial performances now, and rarely willing to focus on creation!”

Although young, his words made Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue blush, wishing he could dig a hole and drill into it.

“Little Uncle-Master, fortunately you took me to perform a sketch, otherwise I would have been really embarrassed on the Spring Festival Gala...”

“That’s not necessarily true.” Su Meng shook his head and said lightly.

“Your master has a good saying, it all depends on the contrast of peers.”

“Although this crosstalk is awkward, others are even more awkward.”

“Take that photo sketch for example.”

“During the New Year, everyone wants to be happy, who wants to watch them run to the Spring Festival Gala stage to quarrel?”

“And quarrel so loudly, like five thousand ducks chattering.”

Behind him, a few couples wearing couple outfits suddenly paused and stayed in place.

……

Su Meng continued to remove his makeup, not noticing the surroundings at all, and continued.

“And those talk show actors, just let go and perform, what are you nervous about?”

“Take out the state of normal performance, isn’t it also quite good?”

“Although limited by the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala, the jokes are painless, but the audience can understand.”

“But you are so nervous that you are almost peeing... who wants to watch you wet the bed on the Spring Festival Gala?”

I don’t know when, the backstage was already silent.

Many people were stunned.

Su Meng was unaware, just talking to himself.

“And those family farce sketches that are staged every year, they are all the same pattern.”

“Almost all are ugly men with beautiful women, then the man is a frustrated man who is afraid of his wife but likes to play small tricks but is not bad in essence, and the wife manages the money at home.”

“The woman’s image is sharp, unreasonable, angry because of small things, and unreasonable.”

“The two quarrel over trivial matters, and in the bickering, they use some outdated internet memes, and then rely on two outsiders to persuade them, and finally make dumplings together happily.”

“Just this kind of rotten routine, you can pull a dead street writer from Feilu Novel Network, and can write eight in a day.”

“And also get a bunch of messy people to perform sketches.”

“It looks good, but if there are no subtitles, can you hear what she says?”

“Sigh~~~ the current Spring Festival Gala.”

“Don’t work hard on the content, but blindly pursue the scene, pile up stars.”

“Get a few actors to sing, besides lip-syncing, what else can they do?”

“Performing sketches is also, can any actor perform sketches?”

“To put it bluntly, the Spring Festival Gala... hehe... is too out of touch!”

Others were already stunned.

Where is this?

This is the backstage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!

You just performed a program on the Spring Festival Gala, won a full house of applause, and turned around to bombard the Spring Festival Gala?

……

Others had a blank space in their minds, only Bai Xiao didn’t care, just pursed her lips and smiled.

“Mr. Su is right, anyway, I haven’t watched the Spring Festival Gala for several years.”

“Xiao Ling understands me!” Su Meng was busy removing makeup, casually gestured a thumbs up, and continued.

“This time it’s just that sketch by Shen Teng and Ma Li that is okay, the jokes are loud, and the performance is good.”

“These two are treasure actors.”

“When I have a chance, I’ll get a good script and cooperate with them...”

“Mr. Su, thank you!” Just at this moment, Zhu Zhu Jiejing walked over with a smile.

She ran over just after getting off the stage, and didn’t know what happened before.

“Mr. Su, if you hadn’t saved the scene, our dance would have been ruined.”

“Sister Zhu is polite, just a small effort.” Su Meng smiled.

“Besides, this matter is also caused by me.”

“Where is that?” Zhu Zhu Jiejing shook her head.

“During the New Year these few days, Mr. Su must also be very busy.”

“After this period of time, I will invite Mr. Su to have a meal, to express my gratitude.”

“Oh right, the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Conservatory of Music also means this.”

They were chatting lively on the side, but didn’t notice that the atmosphere in the crowd was already a bit wrong.

A few people quietly took back their phones.......