[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-18":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930603,2633,"Chapter 18: I just want to be a suona master, I really didn't want to be your son-in-law!","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-18",18,"\u003Cp>At the restaurant entrance, it fell into a silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few crows cawed and flew over their heads, very fitting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The groom and the father-in-law looked at each other, wishing they could dig a hole and crawl in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were embarrassed, but the netizens in the livestream were already laughing like crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap, Su Meng actually went to a wedding scene to snatch the bride? Hahaha... laughing to death.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If Su Meng came to snatch the bride when I get married, should I go with him, or should I go with him?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In this day and age, suona masters also play romance and snatch brides?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Have to say, these two people's imagination is too big?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who could write this plot without ten years of brain thrombosis?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why does it feel like Su Meng has completely let himself go since joining this show? Is this his true face?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"One thing to say, his piece just now was too awesome!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Be serious, someone is getting married here!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the trending list, Su Meng's trending topic appeared again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>#Su Meng snatches the bride at the wedding scene! (Explosive!)#\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>#A song \"Lifting the Sedan Chair\", Liu Liu Liu Tianxian dances square dancing!#\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ms. Qin was completely disheveled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, if she wanted Su Meng to trend, she had to spend money to buy traffic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But why has the trending list been almost monopolized by Su Meng since joining this show?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, aren't you going to get married? Why don't you continue?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing everyone so embarrassed, Su Meng said helplessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words finally brought everyone back to their senses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, yes, yes, get married, get married!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The groom finally reacted, but seeing the bride's dark face, he instantly went numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did I just speak without thinking and say she was wearing a hat for me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How should I coax the bride? Waiting online, quite urgent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride snorted coldly, turned her head and put on a smile again when looking at Su Meng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, why did you come today?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng chuckled, and for a moment, he also had the heart to tease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why did I come? Do you want to hear the truth or the lie?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The lie!\" The bride said without hesitation, then added.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A man's mouth is only pleasant when he's telling lies.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clear-minded! Su Meng gave a thumbs up directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The lie is that I knew one of my fans was getting married, so I came specifically to send my blessings!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah~~~~\" The bride was almost dizzy with excitement, jumping and screaming excitedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother actually came specifically to send me blessings? I'm so happy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just her, the young girls in the crowd also let out screams.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, their eyes looking at the bride were full of jealousy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride jumped for a while, then blinked her big eyes and asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, what about the truth? Are you recording a show?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng chuckled and patted the groom on the shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The truth is the groom knew you were my fan, so he specifically spent money to invite me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? The groom was dumbfounded, almost unable to believe his ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When did I spend money to invite you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride pouted her little mouth and said depressedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, stop teasing me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're a big star, how expensive is your appearance fee!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My husband is just an ordinary person, how could he afford you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Your truth isn't honest either!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng raised the suona in his hand and chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What big star? I'm just a suona master today, how much can it cost to hire a suona band?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The groom hired a suona band, and it just happened to be your idol, doesn't this show that your fate is destined by heaven?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride thought for a moment, then suddenly beamed again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She glanced at the groom and said with a proud look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Considering you invited our brother here, I forgive you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Forgave me? The groom was dizzy from this huge cake falling from the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I hadn't even thought of a strategy to coax you, and you forgave me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the groom looking confused, Su Meng reached out, pushed him onto the bride, and laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't talk, kiss her!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kiss her? The groom had a flash of inspiration, hugged the bride tightly, and kissed her deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene instantly erupted into warm applause and cheers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng nodded with satisfaction, his heart also feeling a bit proud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems that after acting in so many domineering boss roles, I still learned a few tricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Woman doesn't listen? Kiss her!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Woman loses her temper? Kiss her!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The father-in-law walked over, his face smiling, and also a bit apologetic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sorry, Master, look at this mess, I'm really sorry.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng waved his hand and said indifferently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's okay, just a misunderstanding.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Aren't the groom and bride fine now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The father-in-law nodded, his eyes looking at Su Meng becoming more and more satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This young man is truly not bad!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Handsome, good craft, speaks well, and knows how to handle things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heard he's also a big star?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he became my son-in-law...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The father-in-law's eyes suddenly lit up, and his look at Su Meng changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Young man, do you have a partner?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have another daughter at home, just graduated from university this year, why don't I introduce you later?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Su Meng was instantly startled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What's wrong with you all? Why are you all scrambling to introduce me to a date?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is being handsome so lovable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I just want to be a suona master, I really didn't want to be your son-in-law!\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The groom raised his head and said gratefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Su, thank you so much today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng waved his hand and said indifferently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What teacher? I can't afford that, just call me Master Su.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This mess today was caused by me, just don't blame me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride's eyes turned into peach blossoms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, I always saw you on TV acting as a domineering boss with a cold face, I thought you had that kind of temper.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Didn't expect to see you today and find you so down-to-earth and gentle?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She thought for a moment, then hesitated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, since you're here today, why don't you be my officiant or witness?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"To get your blessing, my wedding would truly be happy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The groom also nodded desperately, full of hope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If a big star were his officiant or witness, how much face would that be!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng thought for a moment and waved his hand to refuse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officiant or witness, forget it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"After all, those are for inviting respected elders, I'm just a young person, it's not appropriate.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today I'm a suona master, I'll put in effort later and play a few more pieces for you, that counts as my blessing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't!\" Hearing this, the groom's face turned green, and his two arms couldn't help but tremble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master Su, that segment of yours just now made so many people dance square dancing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you put in more effort later, wouldn't we be discoing on the spot?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ahem ahem... Su Meng was also a bit embarrassed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems my suona craft is indeed too heaven-defying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taking out nuclear weapons at every turn is indeed not appropriate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride thought for a moment, then her eyes lit up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, why don't you be the best man?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Best man? The groom instantly had a bitter face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With such a handsome guy as the best man, wouldn't he steal all my spotlight?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he had just been slapped by the bride, how could he dare to object?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Best man? Su Meng also got interested.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In two lifetimes, I haven't been a best man yet, being one once seems not bad?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought for a moment, a flash of inspiration in his mind, and nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Best man? No problem!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you want me to help you find a bridesmaid?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Really agreed? The bride nodded excitedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good, good, how I get married today, brother, you decide!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the livestream, it was already lively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother is so handsome! So gentle, he's playing matchmaker for them!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother is too doting on fans, he even wants to be their best man? Ah ah ah ah, I want brother to be my groom!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't talk, kiss her! Brother is too domineering, I like it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"5555... why do I feel so happy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, come and snatch the bride when I get married, I'll definitely go with you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ms. Qin looked at the barrage in the livestream and nodded with satisfaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng's move is good, it's too fan-attracting!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really has opened up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, he wants to help them find a bridesmaid? Find what bridesmaid?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ms. Qin scratched her head, feeling a bit uneasy, always feeling something would happen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng raised his head and scanned the crowd, a mysterious smile appearing on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>",1478,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","0652cf0533b3098d52db2e553e5d61e039df88e9507c6eea4fdd934e47ba1e89","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-19","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-17",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]