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Chapter 198

~10 min read 1,871 words

"Oh? Is that so?" Su Meng said nonchalantly.

"Then the incense money we believers donate, which was originally meant for the Buddha, is taken and spent by the monks."

"Stealing the Buddha's money, does that count as being disrespectful to the Buddha?"

"Why haven't I seen the Buddha descend with thunderous wrath to strike these monks dead?"

Hiss... In the livestream, many people's expressions changed.

On the scene, the two monks were also dumbfounded.

Isn't this big fat sheep an idiot?

How could he ask such a tricky question?

To this question, the two monks had no idea how to answer.

The young monk was already getting angry out of shame.

"You donate incense money to prove your piety to the Buddha!"

"You don't even have a shred of piety, and you still want the Buddha to bless you?"

"Keep dreaming!"

"Hehe..." Su Meng sneered and said lightly.

"When you heard I donated incense money, you said my heart toward the Buddha was very pious."

"Now that there's no money, I'm not pious anymore?"

"So, whether one is pious to the Buddha depends on the amount of money?"

"So this heart toward the Buddha... is just like trading in a vegetable market, weighed by the pound?"

……

Hiss...

At the school, the director who stayed behind suddenly changed his expression, gasped, and collapsed to the ground.

As a public figure, in such a public setting, Su Meng saying this...

Holy crap! Is this the rhythm of shelling Buddhism?

Thinking of this, the director felt like a disaster was imminent.

I'm just a small variety show, do you have to kill me?

……

At Xinghai Entertainment, Duan Duan Jiang and Sister Qin looked at each other and couldn't help but shudder.

Are you shelling Buddhism?

Are you afraid you're not dying fast enough?

This involves religious issues!

If you don't believe it, just pretend you didn't see it; why are you shelling them for no reason?

Do you know how many wealthy people are Buddhist believers?

Do you know how many bundles of cash are in the merit boxes of some temples, all put in by them?

If these people join forces, what will be the consequences?

Have you thought about it?

……

Not only them, but the livestream was also completely blown up.

Countless bullet comments flew by like a waterfall.

"Holy crap! Is Su Meng too brave? He dares to say anything~~?"

"What Su Meng said makes so much sense; I'm speechless."

"They say sincerity makes it work, so what is the standard for sincerity? Is it money?"

"Money can make ghosts push the mill; now money can make the Buddha bless you?"

"Thinking about it is terrifying! It's really terrifying!"

"Nonsense, Su Meng is talking nonsense! Buddhism leads people to be good; what's wrong with that?"

"To the person above, can you answer Su Meng's questions?"

"I suddenly feel that Su Meng is going to be in big trouble!"

"Agreed, Su Meng's map-cannon is way too big!"

"Mom, Su Meng has pulled many high-and-mighty things off their pedestals before; this time he's going big, wanting to pull the Buddha off the altar?"

……

At the entrance of Wang Dashan's house, Su Meng glanced at the shocked photographer and chuckled.

"Of course, this question isn't something you two can answer."

"After all, you two... aren't real monks!"

What? The two monks were instantly dumbfounded.

They stammered.

"You... what are you talking about?"

"How... how could we not be real monks?"

Su Meng sneered and said lightly.

"I've played with you for so long, I really don't want to play anymore."

"Since you say you are real monks, then... recite a passage of the 'Great Compassion Mantra' for me to hear?"

What? The two monks' faces turned green instantly.

Su Meng sneered.

"You can't even recite the 'Great Compassion Mantra', and you dare to say you are monks?"

"You guys, you don't even do your homework when scamming people."

"Begging for alms? Do you know that according to the 'Regulations on Religious Affairs', religious activities can only be conducted within religious venues?"

"Do you know that according to the regulations of the Buddhist Association of the Dragon Kingdom, begging for alms is prohibited?"

"No wonder you only dare to come to this mountain ditch to scam people..."

Seeing that they had been completely exposed, the two monks could no longer hold it together.

They collapsed to the ground, trembling.

"Benefactor... oh no, big brother, please let us go."

"Yes, yes, I'm already this old..."

"Old?" Su Meng snorted and said lightly.

"Take off the fake beards on your faces!"

"With your clumsy makeup skills, you want to deceive my eyes?"

"But you are still quite dedicated; you even know how to dress up when scamming people, so you're quite hardworking."

"Better than those little fresh meats who use body doubles for everything except kissing and bed scenes."

???

Big question marks appeared above countless people's heads.

I always feel like you're implying something, but I have no evidence.

……

Seeing that they couldn't hide it anymore, the old monk tremblingly pulled off his beard.

Without the beard, he looked much younger.

Su Meng snorted and turned to ask Dashan's grandmother.

"Dashan's grandmother, do you see it now?"

"These two are scammers; how much money did they scam you out of?"

Dashan's grandmother was still a bit dizzy and said subconsciously.

"One... one hundred and twenty-three yuan..."

"Are you even human?" Su Meng was instantly furious.

If it were a round number, that would be one thing.

With the exact change, it shows that Dashan's grandmother gave everything she had!

The two of them were almost crying, and they quickly took out money from their pockets and handed it over.

"We were wrong! We'll return the money to the old lady right now!"

"That... big brother... we've already returned the money, how about you just let us go like a fart?"

"Let you go?" Su Meng sneered and said lightly.

"If you have anything to say, tell it to the police."

Po... police?

The two of them changed their expressions instantly and said with a forced smile.

"Big brother, we just scammed a hundred or eighty yuan to make a living; it's not worth alarming the police, right?"

"Not worth it?" Su Meng looked at them with a strange expression.

"If I remember correctly, you just tried to scam me out of one million, right?"

"One million! This definitely counts as an especially huge amount, right?"

"Although you didn't get your hands on it, it's still attempted fraud, right?"

"Tsk tsk tsk... such big guts..."

Holy crap!

Not only the two scammers, but countless people in the livestream almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

What the hell is one million?

Isn't that you fishing for law enforcement?

You really are... well done!

Su Meng shook the paper in his hand.

"Is this your account?"

"You memorized such a long account number without even thinking."

"It seems the amounts you scammed before weren't small either."

"And..."

Su Meng patted Wang Dashan's head and said lightly.

"If I remember correctly, you also wanted to take this child away?"

"So... trafficking minors?"

"Humph, so you're not just scammers, you're also human traffickers!"

"I've already called the police; just based on these two charges, you can wait to pedal the sewing machine in prison!"

Holy crap!

The two scammers collapsed to the ground, cold sweat streaming down their faces.

The livestream was also filled with "holy crap" sounds.

They originally thought they were just two fake monks.

But after Su Meng's analysis, these are actually two big fish?

……

Wang Dashan blinked and asked curiously.

"Brother, when did you call the police?"

Su Meng smiled and said softly.

"This is all thanks to Teacher Teacher Teacher Yuanyuan."

"The two of us cooperated just now; she has already gone to call the police."

Everyone then suddenly realized.

So Su Meng letting Teacher Teacher Yuanyuan walk away earlier was to let her call the police?

Wang Dashan scratched his head and said in confusion.

"But the police station is very far from here; the police uncle will take a long time to get here."

"Aren't you afraid they'll run away?"

What? The two scammers looked at each other, and their eyes suddenly lit up.

Why am I so stupid? Why didn't I think of running?

This is the big mountain; although finding a place to hide...

The two of them jumped up from the ground and ran away.

Su Meng chuckled and said to Wang Dashan.

"Dashan, help me find two ropes."

After speaking, he exerted force with his legs, and his whole body instantly sprang out.

Are you kidding? With my physical fitness, you two fake monks want to run?

Under the gaze of countless people in the livestream, Su Meng ran at an extremely fast speed.

In just a moment, he had approached the two fake monks.

Exerting force with his legs, he flew up and kicked one of them hard in the back, knocking him to the ground.

After landing, he didn't stop, reached out, and grabbed the other person's arm.

Using Tai Chi force, he directly swung the person up.

With a thud, he slammed him hard onto the previous person.

Su Meng snorted, walked over, grabbed one in each hand, and dragged the two of them back like dead pigs.

Seeing this scene, countless netizens were dumbfounded.

"Holy crap! Is Su Meng too fierce? One against two, and he took them down just like that?"

"Too violent! Too brutal! Too manly!"

"Isn't Su Meng a little fresh meat with no strength to truss a chicken? You call this a little fresh meat?"

"What the hell is little fresh meat! Have you heard of Li Li Yunlong?"

"Too handsome! May the Sect Leader live for thousands of generations and unify the martial arts world!"

……

"Brother Su, the rope!"

The cameraman ran over with the rope.

Su Meng threw it on the ground and said irritably.

"I can't do all the work myself, can I?"

"Last time I didn't make you carry the coffin, and this time you still want to be lazy?"

Emmm... the cameraman instantly became autistic.

How long has it been?

You're still thinking about making me carry the coffin?

However, he didn't refute, and nimbly tied the two scammers up tightly.

Su Meng glanced at it, and his eyes suddenly changed a bit.

"Your tying technique... is very practiced."

"That's right!" The cameraman was also full of pride.

"When it comes to tying, my experience is very rich... uh..."

Su Meng silently gave a thumbs up.

"Professional!"

"By the way, your previous job... were you a cameraman at Madou?"

"Did you jump ship after Madou went under?"

……

"Over there!"

With a loud shout, seven or eight people rushed over.

Leading them was Teacher Teacher Teacher Yuanyuan.

The others... Su Meng glanced at them and was also a bit stunned.

Perhaps because all the men went out to work.

These seven or eight people were mostly middle-aged women, and there were two old men who were not young.

Each of them held sticks, and some even carried shovels.

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