Chapter 21

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"As the saying goes: The heavens build a magpie bridge, a rare wonder in the human world; a pair of mandarin ducks, meeting a new joy; flowers bloom in pairs, a happy union; sweet and honeyed, a couple for a hundred years."

"This is truly: Heaven is happy, earth is happy, people are happy. Things are happy, events are happy, everything is happy; if you don't arrive, you aren't happy, once you arrive you are happy, arrive again and be happy again, the more you arrive the happier you are; joyful and happy, happy and joyful."

"It is your joy, my joy, his joy, men, women, old and young all happy together, inside and out, happy everywhere."

"Today is a joyous occasion, joy descending from the heavens, celebrating the happy union of Mr. Zhang Xiaotian and Ms. Xu Xu Xu Xiaoyu..."

Seeing him rattle off one phrase after another, he couldn't stop at all.

The netizens in the live-stream were completely dumbfounded.

"Is this Su Meng? Is this really Su Meng? Not an alien in disguise?"

"Isn't Su Meng supposed to be a poker-faced CEO who doesn't talk much? Where did he get all these phrases?"

"Holy crap, why do I feel like he’s so professional at being an emcee?"

"Hidden skill of Su Meng unlocked +1!"

"Why does it feel like Su Meng is going further and further down the path of a comedian? Give me back that cold and charming CEO Su Meng!"

"Brother is so handsome! Brother can actually host a wedding? Love it, love it!"

"If Brother could be the emcee or groomsman at my wedding, it would be worth it... no, wait, if Brother could be my groom, that would be true happiness!"

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked at Su Meng, completely bewildered.

Why does he feel so professional at hosting a wedding?

Even compared to some famous hosts in the industry, he doesn't seem to be any worse.

How many more skills does this little fresh meat have?

At this moment, Su Meng couldn't care less; he had completely entered the zone.

"In this season full of love, the two newlyweds have ended their long-distance love run..."

"At this happy moment, first, let us invite our Prince Charming to make a shining entrance..."

"Escorted by her father, the bride has arrived at the gate of happiness adorned with flowers..."

"The groom’s sincerity has moved the kind father, and the father has handed his beloved treasure to the groom..."

Under Su Meng’s control, the entire wedding proceeded in an orderly manner.

The entire venue was filled with a festive atmosphere.

Only the netizens in the live-stream were becoming increasingly bewildered.

Are you really a professional at playing CEOs? Are you sure you aren't an emcee?

Why does it feel like you’re so professional and enthusiastic about being an emcee?

"Liu Liu Tianxian, when it’s your turn to offer blessings later, say it like this."

Taking advantage of the bride’s father delivering his emotional speech, Su Meng hurriedly wrote a few lines and handed them to Liu Liu Liu Tianxian.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian took the note suspiciously, glanced at it, and was instantly stunned.

This is...

She subconsciously looked up, only to see Su Meng had already excitedly stepped onto the stage.

"Groom, do you take..."

"I do!"

"Bride, do you take..."

"I do!"

"A pair of newlyweds, the God of Love has heard your vows and sent down diamond rings for you; let us invite the messenger of the God of Love to present the rings to the newlyweds!"

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian composed herself and walked slowly onto the stage carrying the tray.

On the tray, a diamond ring shimmered under the lights.

However, Su Meng knew that this ring... was just a prop specifically for taking photos.

It looked big and sparkly on the surface, but in reality... *cough cough cough*.

Seeing Liu Liu Liu Tianxian take the stage, a burst of cheers erupted at the venue.

Especially some of the girls, who were dying of envy.

If Su Meng were the emcee and Liu Liu Liu Tianxian presented the ring at their wedding, how happy would that be!

"This diamond ring has been endowed by the God of Love with responsibility, duty, care, understanding, and tolerance."

"Groom, you must cherish your bride."

"Now, in the name of a husband, put this ring that symbolizes love on your wife’s finger!"

The groom finally woke up from his dream, picked up the ring, and carefully slipped it onto the bride’s finger.

Su Meng gave a mischievous smile and suddenly said loudly.

"Groom, what are you waiting for?"

"Why don't you hurry up and kiss your beautiful bride?"

After finishing, he whistled loudly and waved vigorously toward the audience.

The young people in the audience understood and started making noise, clapping, stomping, and whistling.

Instantly, the atmosphere of the entire venue heated up.

The groom no longer hesitated, held the bride tightly, and kissed her deeply.

The atmosphere at the venue reached its peak.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked at Su Meng’s performance and was also a bit puzzled.

Didn't they say you had a cold and aloof persona? Why does it feel like you’re a bit of a party animal?

A long time later, the applause subsided, and the newlyweds finally separated reluctantly.

The bride blushed, glanced at Su Meng, and suddenly said.

"Brother, didn't you say you wanted to bless me?"

Su Meng nodded, stood next to Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, and chuckled into the microphone.

"Today, I am very honored to have attended this wedding with Liu Liu Liu Tianxian as the groomsman and bridesmaid."

"Here, we both wish the bride and groom—"

He paused and shoved the microphone toward Liu Liu Liu Tianxian’s mouth.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't even think and blurted out.

"Happy wedding!"

Su Meng took back the microphone and continued.