[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-21":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930606,2633,"Chapter 21","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-21",21,"\u003Cp>\"As the saying goes: The heavens build a magpie bridge, a rare wonder in the human world; a pair of mandarin ducks, meeting a new joy; flowers bloom in pairs, a happy union; sweet and honeyed, a couple for a hundred years.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is truly: Heaven is happy, earth is happy, people are happy. Things are happy, events are happy, everything is happy; if you don't arrive, you aren't happy, once you arrive you are happy, arrive again and be happy again, the more you arrive the happier you are; joyful and happy, happy and joyful.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It is your joy, my joy, his joy, men, women, old and young all happy together, inside and out, happy everywhere.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today is a joyous occasion, joy descending from the heavens, celebrating the happy union of Mr. Zhang Xiaotian and Ms. Xu Xu Xu Xiaoyu...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing him rattle off one phrase after another, he couldn't stop at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The netizens in the live-stream were completely dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is this Su Meng? Is this really Su Meng? Not an alien in disguise?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn't Su Meng supposed to be a poker-faced CEO who doesn't talk much? Where did he get all these phrases?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap, why do I feel like he’s so professional at being an emcee?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hidden skill of Su Meng unlocked +1!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why does it feel like Su Meng is going further and further down the path of a comedian? Give me back that cold and charming CEO Su Meng!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother is so handsome! Brother can actually host a wedding? Love it, love it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If Brother could be the emcee or groomsman at my wedding, it would be worth it... no, wait, if Brother could be my groom, that would be true happiness!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked at Su Meng, completely bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why does he feel so professional at hosting a wedding?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even compared to some famous hosts in the industry, he doesn't seem to be any worse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How many more skills does this little fresh meat have?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Su Meng couldn't care less; he had completely entered the zone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In this season full of love, the two newlyweds have ended their long-distance love run...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At this happy moment, first, let us invite our Prince Charming to make a shining entrance...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Escorted by her father, the bride has arrived at the gate of happiness adorned with flowers...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The groom’s sincerity has moved the kind father, and the father has handed his beloved treasure to the groom...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under Su Meng’s control, the entire wedding proceeded in an orderly manner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire venue was filled with a festive atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only the netizens in the live-stream were becoming increasingly bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you really a professional at playing CEOs? Are you sure you aren't an emcee?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why does it feel like you’re so professional and enthusiastic about being an emcee?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Liu Liu Tianxian, when it’s your turn to offer blessings later, say it like this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taking advantage of the bride’s father delivering his emotional speech, Su Meng hurriedly wrote a few lines and handed them to Liu Liu Liu Tianxian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian took the note suspiciously, glanced at it, and was instantly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She subconsciously looked up, only to see Su Meng had already excitedly stepped onto the stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Groom, do you take...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I do!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bride, do you take...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I do!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A pair of newlyweds, the God of Love has heard your vows and sent down diamond rings for you; let us invite the messenger of the God of Love to present the rings to the newlyweds!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian composed herself and walked slowly onto the stage carrying the tray.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the tray, a diamond ring shimmered under the lights.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, Su Meng knew that this ring... was just a prop specifically for taking photos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It looked big and sparkly on the surface, but in reality... *cough cough cough*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Liu Liu Liu Tianxian take the stage, a burst of cheers erupted at the venue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially some of the girls, who were dying of envy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Su Meng were the emcee and Liu Liu Liu Tianxian presented the ring at their wedding, how happy would that be!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This diamond ring has been endowed by the God of Love with responsibility, duty, care, understanding, and tolerance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Groom, you must cherish your bride.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now, in the name of a husband, put this ring that symbolizes love on your wife’s finger!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The groom finally woke up from his dream, picked up the ring, and carefully slipped it onto the bride’s finger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng gave a mischievous smile and suddenly said loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Groom, what are you waiting for?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why don't you hurry up and kiss your beautiful bride?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finishing, he whistled loudly and waved vigorously toward the audience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young people in the audience understood and started making noise, clapping, stomping, and whistling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the atmosphere of the entire venue heated up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The groom no longer hesitated, held the bride tightly, and kissed her deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the venue reached its peak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian looked at Su Meng’s performance and was also a bit puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Didn't they say you had a cold and aloof persona? Why does it feel like you’re a bit of a party animal?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A long time later, the applause subsided, and the newlyweds finally separated reluctantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bride blushed, glanced at Su Meng, and suddenly said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, didn't you say you wanted to bless me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng nodded, stood next to Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, and chuckled into the microphone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today, I am very honored to have attended this wedding with Liu Liu Liu Tianxian as the groomsman and bridesmaid.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Here, we both wish the bride and groom—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He paused and shoved the microphone toward Liu Liu Liu Tianxian’s mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't even think and blurted out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Happy wedding!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng took back the microphone and continued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wishing the groomsman and bridesmaid—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The words were right on the tip of her tongue, and Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't even use her brain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"May you have a baby soon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng tilted his head, winked at the audience, and said again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wishing the groomsman and bridesmaid—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't know what trick he was playing, and subconsciously followed up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"May you have a baby soon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wishing the groomsman and bridesmaid—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"May you have a baby soon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wishing the groomsman and bridesmaid—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"May you have a baby soon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wishing the groomsman and bridesmaid—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"May you have a baby soon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wishing the groomsman and bridesmaid—\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1091,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","12f451c0130f6f3c10e110507059470b4c0eece88baf3fda135e0d5fbfbe0741","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-22","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-20",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]