[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-245":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930830,2633,"Chapter 245","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-245",245,"\u003Cp>Before they could wake up from the excitement, the lights dimmed again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng's voice sounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please welcome dancers, Boss Yang! Famous Bilibili dance UP hosts, Yaorenmiao, Xinxiaomeng...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Bringing the dance—'Wiping Glass'!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wiping Glass\"?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was stunned; what the heck is wiping glass?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then... \"Gulp gulp...\" the sound of swallowing saliva was endless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lights turned on, and a few figures appeared on stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang was in the middle, with six beauties by her side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time Bilibili also spent money, inviting Bilibili's dance area treasures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, the treasure of legs, the treasure of breasts, the treasure of waists...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially this time, at Su Meng's request, these beauties all had one common trait.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm... as prominent as Boss Yang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And their outfits were even more sexy and hot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If \"Little Wild Cat\" showed the waist, then what they showed was the cleavage, a bottomless cleavage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seven beauties standing together, this visual impact of surging waves made many lechers stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who should I choose? Who should I look at?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, I want them all!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Electronic music played, and Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's clip sound sounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Gatherings, now with me, raise your right hand to your chest.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let's wipe the glass together... wipe the glass... wipe... wipe... wipe the glass...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Following the strong drum beat, led by Boss Yang, the seven beauties danced together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This dance isn't complicated, and you don't even need to move your feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the problem is... who cares about moving their feet?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Following the twisting of the body, especially a few strong chest-expanding movements.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people in front of the screen stared straight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to the implicit sexiness of \"Little Wild Cat,\" this dance is too direct!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Surging waves, this is what you call surging waves!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even... two bold dance UP hosts just stuck on two patches and went on stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This dance, up and down, left and right, BABA.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people felt a heat rising, and their eyes were glowing green!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the book club of Xianyun Xianyun Shisilang, a female administrator named \"Dazed Little Sheep\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her eyes were straight, and her hands were outputting wildly in the group like she was having a seizure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I want Boss Yang! I want Big Da Da Mimi! I want facial cleanser!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment of silence, the group brushed out a row.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Slut!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a nightclub called Buckingham, the boss jumped up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Quick! Quick, let our girls learn!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Before the guests come tonight, you must learn it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a bar's work group, the boss suddenly sent three messages in a row.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All DJs and atmosphere groups, you must wipe the glass tonight!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A girl replied weakly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Boss, isn't wiping glass a cleaner's job? I'm in the atmosphere group...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boss exploded instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't you watch the live stream?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Our nightclub industry also needs to keep pace with the times! How can we progress without learning?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You are E, you must wipe the glass tonight!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mom, E wiping the glass... don't let anyone have a nosebleed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The E girl was almost crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I'm just an atmosphere group, you want me to wipe the glass?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And still use my precious E to wipe the glass?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what she didn't know was that their bar's alcohol sales soared by 30% that night...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a wave of surging, only the sound of countless people swallowing saliva remained on set.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many female dancers looked down and were almost crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, this dance, I really don't have the capital to dance it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lights dimmed again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But everyone was getting hotter and hotter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today's show was really worth it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Sect Leader made a move, full of welfare, I don't know how many times stronger than that cowardly dead loser!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What about the third dance, what will it be?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Will it be the third wave of welfare?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng's voice sounded again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please welcome dancers Jin Chen, Song Qian, Cheng Xiao, bringing us the dance—'Senbonzakura'!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lights turned on, and everyone widened their eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only feeling dry-mouthed, subconsciously swallowing saliva desperately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If \"Little Wild Cat\" focused on the waist, and \"Wiping Glass\" focused on the breasts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then this \"Senbonzakura\" focused on the legs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three stars on stage had different outfits, but all were cheongsam + high heels.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But your cheongsam... damn, the slit is up to the middle of the waist?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, the three people's beauty and figure were top-notch, plus the deliberate outfit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking over, everything below the neck is legs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just seeing this scene, I don't know how many leg-control fans in front of the screen are shaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Welfare! Today is really a welfare session!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Sect Leader made a move, and it was really extraordinary!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Starting with three consecutive critical hits of otaku welfare!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sect Leader, you understand me! You understand Bilibili! You understand otaku! You understand men!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rhythmic, addictive melody played.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three major female stars started their movements slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, the rhythm strengthened, and the three major female stars changed their movements in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Butterfly step, out!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the scene and the live stream exploded instantly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Six long, thin, white, straight, heaven-defying long legs dancing the butterfly step—what is this feeling?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention three well-known female stars with top beauty?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, I don't know how many people jumped up from their chairs at the same time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The sage time has arrived, get moving!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Amidst the music, Xiao Ying's singing voice sounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Light the fire of those gorgeous colors, don't hide in the moonlight.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The heart-stirring notes coming, tempting, night butterfly, come dance gracefully...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the music, the dance of the three great female stars on stage also continued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The heaven-defying long legs flickered, making people even more dazzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cheers and whistles at the scene almost blew the roof off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Deng Deng Deng Ziqi looked unhappy, her eyes looking at Xiao Ying and Beibei and Beibei Beibei Tata with resentment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sure enough, you are closer to Su Meng, leaving such good songs for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look at what songs I sing? Sexy little wild cat? Wiping glass? Wipe... wipe... wipe... I'm already cursing in my heart!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three little lolis covered their mouths and giggled for a while, then Xiao Ying explained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Deng Deng Ziqi, it's not that the Cult Leader didn't give this song to you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's mainly because even if he gave it to you, you wouldn't be able to learn it for a while.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pah!\" Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was instantly unhappy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who are you looking down on? I'm at least a little diva in the Chinese music scene, okay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The difficulty of this song isn't high, how could I not be able to sing it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehehe... Sister Deng Deng Ziqi, listen!\" Beibei and Beibei Beibei Tata said in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi was stunned and quickly pricked up her ears to listen carefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The singing voice at this moment suddenly changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Beautifully blooming flowers, one day will also scatter.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If so, this one night, I want to love even more passionately...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's eyes went straight, and she stuttered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jap... Japanese?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah!\" The three little lolis became proud instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This song is bilingual in Chinese and Japanese, Sister Deng Deng Ziqi, you shouldn't know Japanese, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi shook her head, feeling completely unwell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the entire Chinese music scene, how many people are proficient in Japanese?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was Su Meng thinking, why did he make a Chinese-Japanese bilingual song?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three little lolis became even more spirited.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The three of us happen to know Japanese, so isn't this song the most suitable for us to sing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi stared at the three little lolis, almost going crazy with jealousy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng is too good to them, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even tailored a song for them?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just gave a \"Dragon Country Language\" wasn't enough, and now another Chinese-Japanese bilingual one?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what she didn't know was that Su Meng hadn't thought about it that way deliberately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reason he took out this \"Extreme Paradise\" was because he took a fancy to those three pairs of big beautiful legs... *cough cough cough*... coincidence! Pure coincidence!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, Su Meng didn't take out the original Japanese version of this \"Extreme Paradise\" from his previous life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, he used the original melody, but the lyrics were Chinese-Japanese bilingual.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It leaned more towards the version of Zhou Shen from his previous life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Su Meng, this wasn't a problem at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, he is a man who possesses the Japanese proficiency skill!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He originally thought that after the rise of AI, learning Japanese would be useless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now looking at it... well, it's still somewhat useful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the dance, the three great female stars stood on the stage, listening to the crazy cheers and shouts from the audience, feeling incredibly refreshed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Coming to this show was truly the right choice! I've only been here a few days, and I've already managed to tag along for such a dance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had already imagined that such a dance would inevitably wash Bilibili and major short video platforms with blood!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, as the first dancers, how much attention and traffic would they get?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, mixing with Su Meng has many benefits!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them bowed slightly, and Song Qian and Cheng Xiao had already turned around, preparing to leave the stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Chen, however, didn't leave, but instead bowed deeply to Su Meng behind the monitor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thank you Teacher Su, for choreographing such a dance for us!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah? Many people at the scene and in the livestream room were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This dance... was choreographed by Su Meng?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doesn't he not know how to dance? How could he choreograph?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone at the scene shouted subconsciously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a dance choreographed by Su Meng?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jin Chen nodded, looking confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You don't know?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"'Little Wild Cat', 'Wiping Glass', 'Extreme Paradise' were all dances choreographed by Su Meng.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Every movement was personally guided by him!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh right, these three songs were all personally handled by Teacher Su!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He said this was a benefit he prepared for Bilibili fans as the Bilibili Cult Leader!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cheng Xiao and Song Qian watched from the side, completely dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap! This level is too high, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If there's no opportunity, create one yourself?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pleased Su Meng, pleased Bilibili, and pleased the fans?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, hearing her words, the livestream room went completely crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap! I thought the Cult Leader just wrote the music, I didn't expect the dance to be choreographed by him?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cult Leader understands me! This big wave of welfare really hit my heart!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cult Leader is a real man! No explanation!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm so happy I'm about to cry, is this really something I can see without paying for VIP?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Generation waist essence, hot face cleanser, heaven-defying long legs, Cult Leader is killing it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kneeling to the Cult Leader, this is not the Sun Moon Divine Cult Leader, this is the Sun Sun Divine Cult Leader!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Director, it's up to you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng stood up from behind the monitor and stuffed the walkie-talkie into the director's hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah?\" The director was stunned and refused subconsciously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You do it, you do it, I'll just learn.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng laughed and handed over a piece of paper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I still have to dance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is the directing plan for the next dance, just arrange it according to this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words made the livestream room boil over instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng is going to dance himself?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is it the dance he's dancing with Teacher Teacher Reba?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it were before, I'm afraid no one would be optimistic about this combination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Teacher Teacher Reba's dance foundation is well known, but Su Meng? Does he know how to dance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now it's different.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A wave of triple critical hits, who still thinks Su Meng doesn't know how to dance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only does he know how to dance, but he also understands men!\u003C\u002Fp>",1985,"2026-06-14T05:02:40.391Z","2026-06-14T06:01:35.269Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","46689e42ed180484b5956364b605f37d0e2ac3ab49f7453c23065871f2f01238","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-246","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-244",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]