[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-247":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930832,2633,"Chapter 247","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-247",247,"\u003Cp>\"...These moves, aren't they being performed a bit too effortlessly and gracefully?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm kneeling! I originally thought Su Meng couldn't dance, but who could have guessed he was hiding his skills so well?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, this group of the country's top dancers was completely stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had never known before that Su Meng could dance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Su Meng choreographed the previous three dances, in terms of difficulty, they really weren't high at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even so, they had already given them enough of a surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this duet with Teacher Teacher Reba instantly shocked them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it, this young fresh meat is actually a top-tier street dance expert?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What they didn't know was that Su Meng was a cheater who had activated a system!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back when he was backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, Su Meng had already drawn the \"Professional-Level Street Dance Skill\"!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the system's usual nature, while it was called professional-level, it had actually reached the peak of what an ordinary person could achieve!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So... did you really think Su Meng couldn't dance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The netizens in the live stream were going crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On one hand, they were listening to the music, which felt a bit eerie; on the other, they were hearing these top dancers praise Su Meng's dance skills endlessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But damn it, cut the camera over there!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, amidst the music, a mournful sound of a suona rang out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once the suona sounds, it's either for a funeral or a wedding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The netizens in the live stream, upon hearing this suona, felt the hair on their bodies stand up instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eerie! It was just too damn eerie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why did it feel like the style of the song had suddenly changed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the extreme joy, a huge sorrow suddenly emerged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was as if a departed soul was wailing in unwillingness!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell is going on?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the dancers on the scene didn't notice this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the contrary, the scene they saw was Su Meng and Teacher Teacher Reba's movements becoming increasingly passionate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two were actually bowing to heaven and earth!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene immediately erupted with huge cheers and whistles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If someone could see all of this from a god's-eye view, they would be amazed to discover.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The same suona sound, what was heard in the live stream was for a funeral.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And what was seen on the scene was a wedding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once the suona sounds, it's either for a funeral or a wedding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This scene was actually appearing simultaneously!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's voice rang out within the accompaniment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Husband and wife bow to each other~~~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With this call, Su Meng and Teacher Teacher Reba stood face to face and bowed deeply to each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, the two stepped forward simultaneously and hugged each other tightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then, the two deeply... kissed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, right in front of the camera, in a dance, the two actually kissed deeply!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This scene instantly caused the scene to explode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They kissed! They really kissed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Too sweet! Too numb! Too happy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So cool! So cool, isn't it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah~~~~~~ So happy! I'm about to reach a climax!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the live stream, countless netizens heard their cheers and were already in an uproar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap! They really kissed? Is this the 'large-scale' thing Su Meng was talking about?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where's the director? Damn it, cut the camera over there! Don't force me to greet your whole family!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah ah ah ah ah! I want to see! I want to see!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What happened, what the hell happened on stage?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They kissed! They kissed! They really kissed!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three little lolis widened their eyes, all of them staring straight ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wow wow wow! Teacher Teacher Reba and the Sect Leader are such a good match! They look perfect together, don't they?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst their cheers, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi's expression became increasingly eerie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This song... is danced like this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Ying suddenly turned her head, her face full of confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Deng Deng Ziqi, what is the name of this song?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi sighed long and softly spat out one word.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"《Xi》!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Yes, this time Su Meng's song was a piece from his past life, \"Xi\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his past life, this song caused a lot of controversy, and many people analyzed it from various angles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the relatively common explanation was that this song was about... a ghost wedding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reason Su Meng chose this song was because in the past life's \"This! Is Street Dance\", there was such a street dance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once this dance appeared, it immediately went viral and could be called breathtaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this time, Su Meng's version was even more powerful than the original.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his past life, this song was sung by a male singer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Su Meng's favorite version was the cover by a Bilibili content creator, Xiu Xiuman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This girl's singing skills weren't bad to begin with, and her red wedding dress brought the atmosphere to the extreme.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the use of that filter... it was just too damn ghostly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There are countless videos on Bilibili, and this video of someone sitting and singing could actually break into the top 50 of the entire site; was that a joke?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But today, Su Meng's version completely crushed all versions from his past life!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the one singing this song was the real-deal little diva of the Chinese music scene, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi; was this strength something to be ignored?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most importantly, the three major instruments—the erhu, pipa, and suona—were played by the principals of the country's three major folk music troupes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the effect... anyway, late last night, Su Meng sent this piece to Xianyun Xianyun Shisilang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And that dead loser immediately... wet his pants...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With such a grand setup for the accompaniment alone, how could the dance possibly be bad?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Teacher Teacher Reba's own dance foundation was top-notch, and combined with this beauty and figure, she was a perfect match for Su Meng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially as an actress, her expression of emotion was more than a grade higher than that of a pure dancer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could she be bad at dancing this dance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for Su Meng... are you doubting a cheater who possesses a system?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today, with this strong alliance, the entire scene had completely exploded!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's just a pity for the netizens in the live stream... what the hell did you actually dance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as everyone on the scene was falling into madness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the deep kiss, the music suddenly stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>",1079,"2026-06-14T05:02:40.391Z","2026-06-14T06:01:35.269Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","572a0b32bb01bd24c5bf551d7c4536b0cdd4b9b7b3f5543f9cf7eab05197857d","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-248","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-246",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]