[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-259":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930844,2633,"Chapter 259","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-259",259,"\u003Cp>No Ghost King getting married? No hundred ghosts walking at night?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is it broad daylight? Am I at the airport?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is… many people finally reacted, suddenly raised their heads, and stared at Su Meng in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Su Meng?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By now, who couldn’t recognize who this person in front of them was?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holding the suona, controlling Yin and Yang, who else could it be but Su Meng?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng snorted coldly and said loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is an airport! This is a public place!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You guys are crowding together like this, aren’t you afraid of something happening?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is there any public order? Is there any quality?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“For a bullshit star, you don’t even want your lives?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“To be brainless to this extent, you’re really not things!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some fans were unconvinced and stood up, wanting to scold him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng snorted coldly and brought the suona to his mouth again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This action scared everyone, and they all squatted on the ground, covering their ears tightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mom, a ghost! Scared to death!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng just scared them and didn’t really play the suona.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, he snorted coldly and said lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now, you guys, get out of the airport!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a commotion among the fans; some wanted to flee in panic, while others still wanted to say something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng shook the suona in his hand and said lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What? Do you want me to play the suona to send you off?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words scared the brainless fans, and their faces changed drastically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where are you sending us to?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the star in the distance finally reacted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quickly rushed over, nodding and bowing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, Teacher Su!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing their idol coming over, those fans also stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their idol should support them, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng glanced at him and said lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who are you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The star quickly took off his mask and replied respectfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Teacher Su, my name is Yu Yu Jingtian, I am a singer and actor…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yu Yu Jingtian?” Su Meng didn’t even think and said lightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t know you!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The star couldn’t help but feel a burst of anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m barely a top-tier fresh meat, and you actually say you don’t know me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in the entertainment industry, there are rules.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng’s status directly crushed him, how could he dare to refute?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quickly put on a smiling face and was about to speak, but Su Meng was already pointing at his nose and cursing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No matter what kind of star you are, since you are a public figure, you must have the awareness of a public figure.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you doing today?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your brainless fans are about to riot, and you don’t even say a word?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you had just said one sentence to tell them to pay attention to order, it wouldn’t have caused such a big mess!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you had just walked a step faster, you would have gotten out of the airport long ago!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of trash are you, only knowing how to add trouble to the police?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you really think you’re something? Do you really think you’re above others?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And the police are hitting people? In my opinion, beating you up would be light!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of thing are you?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Now, take your brainless fans and get lost!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Yu Jingtian’s face changed drastically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had long been pampered to the point where he couldn’t find north, when had he ever suffered such anger?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to resist, but he tried his best to endure it and barely smiled to explain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Teacher Su, this… this is all a misunderstanding, these fans are just ignorant…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pah!” Su Meng interrupted him directly and said disdainfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fans are ignorant? Do you think I’m a fool? Do you think I don’t understand the fan circle?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t it your team that deliberately leaked the itinerary and even organized people to pick you up?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Treating fans like idiots to set off how awesome and popular you are… damn!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Speak, are you leaving yourself now, or do you want me to use the suona to send you off?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A trace of gloom flashed in Yu Yu Jingtian’s eyes, and he squeezed a few words out of his teeth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Su… Meng! We’ll meet again!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After speaking, he turned and left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those brainless fans saw their idol leave and also walked out one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But many people also stared at Su Meng with fiery eyes, subconsciously wanting to come over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In terms of looks, figure, and strength, Su Meng completely crushed Yu Yu Jingtian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems I’m also your brainless fan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But seeing Su Meng playing with the suona expressionlessly, everyone shivered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, can’t afford to provoke him, better slip away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiao Ling smiled and came over, looking strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Teacher Su, congratulations, another underworld suona song has been born.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, what is the name of this song?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng swept a glance at those brainless fans and pretended to be surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How could this be an underworld song?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is clearly a very normal song.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh right, the name of this song is — ‘Playing with Monkeys’!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pfft~~~ Many brainless fans almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Playing with monkeys? Do you mean that we brainless fans are like monkeys in the eyes of our idol?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t deny it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, although I’m brainless, I’m not stupid!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now… damn, slip away first!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the backs of a group of people fleeing in panic, Su Meng suddenly chuckled and shouted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh right, my new drama ‘The Knockout’ officially goes online tonight.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Lock in CCTV-1, 8 PM, we’ll see you there~~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My god!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many passersby who were watching were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What time is it, and you’re still advertising your new drama?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this thief trick of yours to advertise in the cracks learned from that dead loser?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Yes, the song Su Meng played this time was “Playing with Monkeys.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a song created by a rock band called Miserable Faith for the movie “Crazy Alien.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a very magical song, revealing a bit of evil in its magnificence, with a feeling of blood boiling and weirdness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially the suona part in the middle, you can get hooked just by listening to it for three seconds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it were just like this, it wouldn’t be anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the key is, this song is too damn evil!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silly netizens also know how to play, directly making an alternative edit of this song.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Extracting the scene of the Ghost King getting married from some film and television dramas, and then matching it with this suona… damn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the saying goes, once the suona sounds, you’re either ascending to heaven or getting married!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This suona song perfectly combines ascending to heaven and getting married!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the horror of “Double Happiness” makes people feel cold from the inside out, while this song makes people’s hearts hot and their appearance cold!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng estimated that according to the nature of Xianyun Xianyun Shisilang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he was writing a book in the middle of the night and saw those videos while checking information, he might be scared to wet his pants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He would only dare to listen to it after lying down and covering himself with a white cloth…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Su Meng’s performance this time was deliberately leaning towards the evil side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His suona skill is god-level bestowed by the system!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once the suona comes out, who can withstand it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hello, Teacher Su, thank you for today!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone walked over and said sincerely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng looked up and saw that it was the police officers from just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today was also a bit frustrating for them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maintaining public order and protecting the safety of the public is their duty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the actions of those brainless fans made them very disappointed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you have to wait for a stampede accident to happen and people to die before you are willing to give up?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And hitting people? Which eye of yours saw me hitting people?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Su Meng hadn’t intervened, I’m afraid there would have been a big mess today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So they were also grateful to Su Meng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re welcome, this is what I should do.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng jumped off the chair, shook hands with them, and then said sincerely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I was a bit excited just now, I’ve caused you trouble.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No trouble, we are grateful to you.” The leading police officer laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Teacher Su’s suona sounds really energetic!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is what real ability is, much better than… hmm… some people.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Energetic? Don’t you find it scary?” Wang Wang Laowu was almost numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, I play funeral music and happy events every day, I can be considered a veteran of the battlefield.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But I was almost scared to pee just now, and you actually think it’s energetic?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s scary about this?” The police officer laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We are police, are we afraid of this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How does that saying go?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“After the founding of the country, no spirits are allowed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re a man!” Su Meng gave a thumbs up in admiration.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Full of righteousness, all evil is warded off!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You are people protected by golden shields, are you still afraid of these things?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several people laughed out loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This big star is really interesting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That… Teacher Su, although I don’t want to interrupt your chat.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But… this song of yours seems to have a bit too much energy…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Xiao Ling pointed around and said helplessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah? Su Meng was stunned, subconsciously looked around, and was a bit numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of all musical instruments, the suona is king!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The suona is called the “hooligan of the musical instrument world,” is that a joke?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng used this big killer weapon in a fit of anger just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t just the brainless fans who were scared, but also… the passengers in the airport lobby!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How much traffic does the Imperial Capital International Airport have in a day?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But today, in such a large airport lobby, it was actually quiet!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I don’t know how many people were pale, scared by this suona song!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The city gate caught fire, and the fish in the moat were affected!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh right!” Su Meng patted his forehead and quickly said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone, let’s chat later, let me play another song to exorcise the evil!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, he picked up the suona and stood on the chair again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, a group of people’s faces turned green.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exorcise evil? Does the suona exorcise evil?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you playing?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng lowered his head to think, suddenly caught a glimpse of those police officers, and suddenly had an idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everyone, let me borrow your golden shields to stabilize the scene!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke, regardless of the stunned look on their faces, he brought the suona to his mouth again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many passersby were paying attention here, and seeing him return to his old ways, they were all scared green.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, the Ghost King getting married just now wasn’t enough, you want to continue?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you preparing to give birth to eight or ten more ghost cubs?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next moment…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Drip~~~ drip~~~ drip~~~ drip~~~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A heroic and rough suona suddenly sounded in the airport lobby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Different from the previous evil charm, this suona song was soul-stirring, generous and impassioned, with a rather inspiring power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst the suona sound, a scroll slowly unfolded in front of everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whenever someone encountered something, countless police officers stepped forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing them, everyone felt at ease, and the previous evil charm and gloom instantly vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s right, even children know to find the police when they encounter something!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With so many guardian gods, what are those monsters and ghosts?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before long, the suona sound stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But everyone had completely walked out of the previous gloom, and their eyes towards the police officers also had a bit more respect and intimacy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Finally completely solved, is it perfect?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng jumped off the chair and said with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>",1994,"2026-06-14T05:02:40.391Z","2026-06-14T06:01:35.269Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","1c89d04ee6ed618ad6dbf4c72b10aa269c92c8703db363133bdd81e5a60be52a","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-260","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-258",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]