[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-39":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930624,2633,"Chapter 39: Young people today, call people","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-39",39,"\u003Cp>\"I am your father!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Caw caw caw~~~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Accompanied by a few crow calls, Duan Duan Jiangping's body stiffened, and his movements stopped instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The teapot in his hand tilted, a stream of water poured into the teacup, and then overflowed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flowing into a green pool on the tea table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha... Su Meng is really too funny...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha... I am your father... hahaha... wah wah wah...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin, sitting opposite him, burst into laughter while tears streamed down her face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My artist is openly cursing people during a live stream?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is really too funny, I'm going to die laughing... die...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping put down the teapot expressionlessly and stood up to rummage through the cabinet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, he sat back down with a bottle of wine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Qin, I'm happy today, keep me company for two drinks.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin grabbed the bottle and looked at it carefully, then nodded slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, this is the one.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is top-quality fake liquor, the kind that will definitely kill people!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping nodded and poured himself a glass calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"By the way, when will the world end?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the live stream room, it was already completely crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap! What is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha, someone is pretending to be Southeast Asian, this Southeast Asian rap, why does it sound so catchy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is there anyone big enough to translate what Su Meng is singing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who cares what he's singing? Just be high! This part is simply magical.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha, Su Meng is really on the road of a comedian... I am your father! Holy crap, is he cursing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way, no way, Su Meng is cursing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Exactly, how can he curse? This is a live stream, the quality is too low, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng! You actually dare to curse our Hua Hua, I will be at odds with you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hearing someone curse Hua Hua, why do I suddenly feel so happy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha, Su Meng, you're too fun!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue suddenly burst into laughter, saying while laughing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't expect rap to be so interesting, just like our crosstalk, playing father-son jokes on stage too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tilted his head slightly, avoiding the camera, and winked frantically at Su Meng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang next to him understood instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is covering for Su Meng, so she quickly added.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, Su Meng, I didn't expect you to know Southeast Asian language?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What were you saying just now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Deng Deng Deng Ziqi also reacted and quickly helped out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's the meaning? It's just nonsense and funny.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, I didn't expect you to have such a comedic talent? Then you and Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue are really a match!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes, yes!\" Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue nodded frantically.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And the four words 'I am your father' at the end, that's Henan dialect, right? I'm from Henan!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You didn't say it standardly either, the second word in Henan dialect isn't pronounced 'shi', it should be 'si', try again.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is that so?\" Su Meng nodded and repeated it obediently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I si your father! I si your father! I si your father!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Right! That's right!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue slapped his thigh and suddenly froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eh~~~ that's right.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three actresses also nodded in relief, then froze instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If I remember correctly, we were helping you out, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But why... did you become my father?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the live stream room, netizens burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha, what kind of cursing is this? This is clearly fooling around!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Laughed to death, Su Meng is too funny, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Last episode he really took advantage of the Fairy Sister, this episode he directly took advantage of everyone?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha, I didn't expect stars to play father-son jokes, this is too down-to-earth.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The person below, I si your father!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The person above, I si your father!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The two people above are actually father and son, admire, admire!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eh? Brother is their father, then wouldn't I become their aunt?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't expect Su Meng to be so funny? Who the hell said he's a professional domineering president? The agent really doesn't know anything!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Exactly, if it weren't for participating in this show, the agent would have led Su Meng astray!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin, who picked up the wine glass, suddenly felt cold, as if someone was cursing her behind her back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her hand couldn't help but tremble, and the wine in the glass spilled out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She sighed and was about to pour wine again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sound from the computer came over, and the comments flew across the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin was stunned, then her face changed drastically, and she snatched the wine glass Duan Duan Jiangping was about to drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Boss, wait, look!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping subconsciously scanned those comments, his mouth twitched a few times, looking incredulous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, Su Meng became their father, and this isn't cursing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes...\" Sister Qin sighed and said softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are young people today too good at playing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Play until they're high, and then call people daddy?\" ===== CHAPTER 95 =====\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"This Su Meng is really a traffic password!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Xiaoli looked at the netizens' comments on the screen and evaluated inwardly. ===== CHAPTER 96 =====\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Whenever Su Meng has an unexpected performance, the comments are always particularly active, and netizens are particularly into it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This shows that Su Meng has a good audience affinity and a good foundation for development.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially being able to play a domineering president... well, he can't play it now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But these two episodes of the show have shown talent in comedy, and netizens like it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Liu Liu Tianxian collaborates with him...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Xiaoli was distracted, watching the live stream while thinking about Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's development, until...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I si your father! I si your father! I si your father!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eh~~~ that's right.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng!!!\" Liu Liu Xiaoli was broken again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I just praised you a few times, and you give me this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last episode you wanted to have children with our Xian'er, this episode you want to be a father?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You become Xian'er's father, wouldn't that be... that for me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taking advantage of me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What qualifications do you have?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just because you are handsome, have a good body, are humorous, and talented...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eh? Liu Liu Xiaoli was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her whole body couldn't help but tremble, and a warm current seemed to surge in her body...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The director heard this and was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You cursed Hua Hua Chenyu and it wasn't enough, you want to take advantage of others?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a serious show, when did we start playing father-son games?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Director, look!\" The assistant director shouted in horror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The director subconsciously looked in the direction he was pointing, and the comments in the live stream room came into view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Swallowing, the director's voice was a bit dry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You mean to say, this live broadcast accident... is gone?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes!\" The assistant director nodded fiercely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not only is it gone, but netizens unanimously believe this is our show effect.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now the popularity is getting higher and higher...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way? You dodged this too? You PUAd all the netizens, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The director looked at Su Meng in a daze, already a bit numb...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, do you even understand rap?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you really understand rap, do a proper one.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi glared at Su Meng and said angrily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was both angry and amused, and was deliberately squeezing Su Meng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't understand? Hehe...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng was also a bit amused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My rap skills were directly given by the system!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying it's professional level, that's just the system's classification standard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If according to normal people's standards, this professional level is almost the peak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Going further, that would be god-level...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking for a moment, Su Meng pulled the system mall directly from his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let me see, which one should I take out?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, Su Meng's expression condensed, and he finally made up his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a thought, his popularity points dropped by 100,000 instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the lyrics, music, arrangement, singing techniques, etc., of this song instantly entered his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, do one! Don't just talk!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang was also a bit annoyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Liu Liu Liu Tianxian didn't speak, a hint of annoyance appeared in her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng rolled his eyes and smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's nothing for me to do one, but if I really know rap, and the level is quite good, then how about you agree to one condition?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still have conditions? Three pairs of beautiful eyes cast murderous gazes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng didn't care and said softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I might film a movie in a while, do you three want to come and make a cameo?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph, you say it easily, we don't understand rap, how do we know your level?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang snorted coldly and spoke first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn't that simple? Art serves the masses, the eyes of the masses are discerning, whether it's good or not, netizens will evaluate it, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng rolled his eyes, his words seemingly implying something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay! I agree! But you can't curse!\" Boss Yang blurted out without thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But inwardly she was sneering, netizens' tastes are strange, do you want everyone to like it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, isn't it said that many raps are cursing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I'll use this as an excuse, whether I participate in your movie or not, isn't it up to me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Me too!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Tianxian and Deng Deng Deng Ziqi were also a bit high, and blurted out without thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue scratched his head and said weakly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, no matter how this rap is, for your sake, I'll go and make a cameo.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That won't do!\" Su Meng refused him without thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you are determined to make a cameo, then I have to change the way for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If this rap of mine is good, why don't you persuade your master to come and make a cameo?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay, that's fair, but whether my master is willing or not, I can't decide.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue breathed a sigh of relief, a simple expression on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the office of Xinghai Entertainment, Duan Duan Jiangping was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Qin, if I remember correctly, Su Meng shouldn't know how to rap, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin also had a strange expression on her face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The most critical thing is, whether he knows how to rap or not, what does it have to do with Boss Yang and the others?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if he really does a rap that everyone likes, that's just clearing his name.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are Boss Yang, Liu Liu Tianxian, and Deng Deng Ziqi so active?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are they bewitched by Su Meng?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping's mouth twitched a bit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And not just them, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue is also making a cameo, and Guo Dagang might also come?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, this little bastard, kidnapped several top-tier celebrities?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin nodded, and her look at Duan Duan Jiangping suddenly became a bit strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Boss, if I remember correctly...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng's movie... the company is only the distributor?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment, he twitched his mouth and revealed a dry, forced smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's okay, although so many people are making cameos, Su Meng hasn't been a director before, this movie shouldn't... right?\" ===== CHAPTER 97 =====\u003C\u002Fp>",1892,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","3e1776bffdd864f45c6651b2f67d532b6033f0165f170baa2189c83ed43f2e9e","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-40","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-38",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]