Chapter 43: Boss Yang, let me take you begging on the street

At the recording site, the atmosphere seemed a bit awkward.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, seeing this, quickly smoothed things over.

"Director, is it time for Liu Liu Tianxian and me to draw props?"

"Liu Liu Tianxian, you come draw."

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's face instantly wrinkled.

"Drawing anything is fine, but please don't let me wash dishes again."

"It's not because it's hard work, it's mainly because the kitchen aunties are too enthusiastic and keep wanting to introduce me to potential partners..."

Hahaha... a burst of laughter erupted at the scene.

Everyone present knew this joke.

Hearing Liu Liu Liu Tianxian bring it up herself, they also found it very interesting.

Seeing the scene finally return to its normal rhythm, the general director also let out a long sigh.

This show seemed quite simple at first, but why does it always get led astray?

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian walked to the box, prayed silently for a while, then reached into the box and drew a slip of paper.

The camera also tactfully turned away.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian opened the slip, took one look, and let out a gasp, so scared that the slip fell directly to the ground.

No way? What kind of prop could it be to scare the "Fairy Sister" so much that her face lost its color?

Everyone's gaze subconsciously looked at the slip on the ground.

They saw it clearly written on the slip—Bowl!

Bowl?

After a moment of silence, a burst of laughter erupted at the scene and in the live stream.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian just said she didn't want to wash dishes, and now this?

This is really a case of "what you fear is what you get"!

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, on the other hand, didn't care; instead, he let out a long sigh of relief.

Before he became a crosstalk actor, he was a waiter in a restaurant, so washing dishes was naturally second nature to him.

As long as he didn't have to be a window cleaner.

……

While they were talking, a staff member walked over and shoved a bowl directly into Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's hand.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian held the bowl, almost crying.

What kind of sin have I committed?

Su Meng chuckled. ===== CHAPTER 105 =====

"Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, just be content."

"At least as a dishwasher, you're sheltered from the wind and rain; that's better than being out in the sun, right?"

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian rolled her eyes at him and said irritably.

"You make it sound simple, why don't we swap? You take this bowl?"

"You don't know those kitchen aunties; they're desperate to introduce any man they see to you."

"I really can't take it."

"Let's swap!" Before Su Meng could speak, his teammate, Boss Yang, spoke first.

"We don't know what kind of weird props we'll draw later."

"Swapping now to be a dishwasher doesn't seem too bad."

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian sneered and said calmly.

"Based on my understanding of the kitchen aunties, if you two go together, they'll definitely try to set you two up."

"So... are you sure you want to swap with me?"

What? Boss Yang's body stiffened; she subconsciously stole a glance at Su Meng and suddenly felt her face getting hot.

If those aunties really want to set us up... then what should I do?

Su Meng, seeing this, chuckled.

"Alright, we don't know what we'll draw yet, let me draw first."

Saying this, he walked to the box and casually drew a slip of paper.

He glanced at it, couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and waved it at Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue.

"Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, this prop is really suitable for you."

"Is it?" Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue took the slip, looked at it, and jumped up in surprise.

"Clappers! It's actually clappers! This is my old specialty!"

"Su Meng... oh no, Brother Su! Brother Meng! You're my own brother!"

"How about we swap?"

"Swap!" Before Su Meng could speak, Boss Yang had already spoken first.

"Anyway, we don't know how to play clappers; if we really got this, wouldn't it be a disaster?"

"Even if it's just being a dishwasher, that's better than just staring blankly!"

She tried hard to find an excuse and, without waiting for Su Meng to speak, snatched the bowl from Liu Liu Liu Tianxian's hand.

Liu Liu Liu Tianxian was stunned and subconsciously reminded her.

"Boss Yang, if those aunties..."

Boss Yang puffed out her chest and said proudly.

"Don't worry, I will definitely reject Su Meng!"

"And the aunties will definitely be able to see that I'm not a good match for Su Meng!"

Reject? Everyone was puzzled.

What did Su Meng do to you that you have to reject him?

And... many people's gazes wandered between the two faces.

One is handsome, the other is beautiful; they look like a golden boy and jade girl, how are they not a match?

Those aunties can't be that blind, right?

Wait, why do I think they are a good match?

……

Su Meng smiled and waved the bowl in his hand.

"Sure, swap if you want; this bowl is a good thing."

"By the way, Liu Liu Tianxian, who told you that holding a bowl means being a dishwasher?"

"Anything related to a bowl is fine!"

"For example, you could be a restaurant waiter."

"You could go to a supermarket to sell bowls."

"You could balance the bowl on your head as an acrobat."

"You could even go to an antique market and guest star as an unprofessional antique appraiser."

"Tell me, why are you so obsessed with being a dishwasher?"

Ah?

Following Su Meng's words, Liu Liu Liu Tianxian was dumbfounded, her little face getting redder and redder.

Her heart was filled with annoyance.

What's wrong with me today? Is my brain blank?

As soon as I saw the bowl, I thought of a dishwasher, thought of a banquet, thought of that wedding, thought of having children early...

Boss Yang, however, became happier the more she heard, her face blooming like a flower.

"I knew you had many tricks up your sleeve, Su Meng; following you definitely has a future."

"Then tell me, what are we doing? How do we do it?"

"How do we do it..." Su Meng thought for a moment, then suddenly grinned, showing a strange expression.

Then he threw the bowl in his hand onto the ground.

The bowl hit the ground, making a crisp sound, and turned into several pieces.

Su Meng casually picked up two larger pieces and shoved the broken bowl bottom into Boss Yang's hand.

"A broken bowl... isn't this hint obvious enough?"

"Boss Yang, we're going to be beggars; I'm taking you begging on the street!" ===== CHAPTER 106 =====