Chapter 45: Big Honey, you look so good, come begging with me in a while!

Pitter-patter~~~

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue subconsciously played the clappers a few times and asked in disbelief.

"Su Meng, according to your theory..."

"Then these clappers, like *Lianhualuo*, are actually rap too?"

"Yes!" Su Meng nodded firmly.

"Congratulations, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, besides being a crosstalk actor, you've unlocked a new identity—"

"Oh right, many people who worship rap as a god also give themselves a half-native, half-foreign stage name."

"So Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, I've prepared a new stage name for you—AKA Kabuda Yue!"

"AKA Kabuda Yue?" ===== CHAPTER 109 =====

Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue muttered this name, completely confused.

"So, I'm also a rapper? I can rap too?"

"Yes!" Su Meng's voice was full of temptation.

"In the future, when you go on stage to perform crosstalk, remember to introduce yourself."

Ah?

A strange image suddenly appeared in many people's minds.

On the crosstalk stage, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue and his partner Sun Yue walk onto the stage.

Amidst applause, the two bow, then start speaking.

"Apprentice AKA Kabuda Yue, bowing on stage!"

"Apprentice Homie Yue, bowing on stage!"

"Today we will perform a traditional rap segment, *Reporting the Dish Names*..."

Holy crap!

Everyone shook their heads, not daring to think any further.

……

"Hahahaha, AKA Kabuda Yue? What kind of punchline is this?"

"Why is this kid Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue so honest? He got fooled just like that?"

In the teahouse, Mr. Yu was already laughing until he was bent over.

But Guo Dagang didn't laugh; instead, he looked at Su Meng on the screen thoughtfully.

Mr. Yu laughed for a while, and seeing Guo Dagang's expression, couldn't help but tease him.

"Old Guo, this kid is giving your apprentice a stage name for you; you aren't angry, are you?"

"Not really, it's just the kids playing around."

Guo Dagang waved his hand, his face becoming more serious.

"I'm not that petty."

"It's just... Old Yu, I don't know if it's my imagination."

"I always feel that this kid Su Meng seems to be intentionally lowering the public's sense of awe for art."

"Oh? Lowering the sense of awe?" Mr. Yu also became serious instantly.

"Old Guo, what did you think of? Tell me and let's study it."

Guo Dagang closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then said slowly.

"In these two episodes, I found that he seems to be intentionally pulling stars off their pedestals."

"Letting more people see that stars are actually just ordinary people."

"In addition, he seems to be very repulsed by putting art on a high pedestal and has been trying to integrate art into the lives of ordinary people."

"Letting ordinary people realize that so-called art should actually serve the public, rather than being something for the public to worship."

Hearing his words, Mr. Yu also fell into deep thought.

Guo Dagang sighed long, his voice full of emotion.

"Back in the day, my dispute with mainstream crosstalk, wasn't it the same philosophy?"

"Crosstalk is just a means of making a living; how can there be such high-and-mighty things?"

"This kid... from him, I seem to see my own shadow!"

Mr. Yu nodded, then shook his head and said.

"Compared to you, his methods are gentler."

"It seems like nonsense, but it's like spring rain moistening things silently; he achieved his goal without anyone noticing."

"Just like today, who would still treat rap as something unreachable?"

Guo Dagang suddenly laughed.

"I hope this kid doesn't let me down; we'll have to pay more attention to him in the future..."

……

At the recording site, Su Meng raised his hand and waved the two broken bowl pieces.

"Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, look, what is this?"

"Ah? Aren't these broken bowl pieces?"

"Hehe, actually, they can also be clappers!"

What? Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's eyeballs almost popped out.

He looked at the clappers in his hand, then looked at the broken bowl pieces in Su Meng's hand, completely confused.

Is your mouth deaf, or are my ears dumb?

These two unrelated things, you say they are the same thing?

Su Meng smiled slightly, crossed the two broken bowl pieces, and shook his hand.

*Dang-li-ge-dang, dang-li-ge-dang*...

Those two broken bowl pieces rang out, the sound crisp and full of rhythm.

This is... Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's pupils shrank instantly.

This is actually the rhythmic beat of clappers?

Su Meng can actually play clappers? And he played it with broken bowl pieces?

How is this possible?

Although the others didn't understand clappers, hearing the rhythmic sound, they also became interested and widened their eyes.

……

Playing the broken bowl pieces as a rhythm, Su Meng suddenly turned his head, smiled at Boss Yang, and started singing.

"Walk forward, look forward, sing a segment for our Honey!"

What? There's something about me too?

Boss Yang was instantly dumbfounded.

Su Meng continued to sing.

"Walk a bit, sing a bit, Honey is really beautiful!"

"Big Honey, so sexy, one look and you're a big boss!"

"Not thin, not fat, one look and you're blessed."

"Not fat, not thin, no acne on your face!"

"Look at Honey, so beautiful, wearing a skirt and showing her legs."

"Braiding her hair in the back, wearing silk stockings on her long legs!"

What? Boss Yang's face suddenly became burning hot.

This little bastard, how did he sing me into it?

She clamped her legs together, subconsciously covered her face, and retreated.

But who would have thought, Su Meng's lyrics came out as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Big Honey, you look so good, come begging with me in a while!"

"Follow me, go begging, I'll take you around the country!"

What? Boss Yang really couldn't take it anymore; she quickly grabbed Su Meng, just about to interrupt him.

But Su Meng's lyrics had already come.

"I call you, you come, we'll get rich begging together!"

"Don't pull, don't drag, do you want to fall in love with me?"

Fall in love? Fall in love with you?

Dumbfounded, Boss Yang was instantly stunned, standing blankly on the spot, not knowing what to do. ===== CHAPTER 110 =====