[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-45":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930630,2633,"Chapter 45: Big Honey, you look so good, come begging with me in a while!","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-45",45,"\u003Cp>Pitter-patter~~~\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue subconsciously played the clappers a few times and asked in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng, according to your theory...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then these clappers, like *Lianhualuo*, are actually rap too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes!\" Su Meng nodded firmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Congratulations, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, besides being a crosstalk actor, you've unlocked a new identity—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh right, many people who worship rap as a god also give themselves a half-native, half-foreign stage name.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, I've prepared a new stage name for you—AKA Kabuda Yue!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"AKA Kabuda Yue?\" ===== CHAPTER 109 =====\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue muttered this name, completely confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, I'm also a rapper? I can rap too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes!\" Su Meng's voice was full of temptation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In the future, when you go on stage to perform crosstalk, remember to introduce yourself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A strange image suddenly appeared in many people's minds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the crosstalk stage, Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue and his partner Sun Yue walk onto the stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Amidst applause, the two bow, then start speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Apprentice AKA Kabuda Yue, bowing on stage!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Apprentice Homie Yue, bowing on stage!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today we will perform a traditional rap segment, *Reporting the Dish Names*...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone shook their heads, not daring to think any further.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha, AKA Kabuda Yue? What kind of punchline is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why is this kid Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue so honest? He got fooled just like that?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the teahouse, Mr. Yu was already laughing until he was bent over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Guo Dagang didn't laugh; instead, he looked at Su Meng on the screen thoughtfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Yu laughed for a while, and seeing Guo Dagang's expression, couldn't help but tease him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Guo, this kid is giving your apprentice a stage name for you; you aren't angry, are you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not really, it's just the kids playing around.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang waved his hand, his face becoming more serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm not that petty.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's just... Old Yu, I don't know if it's my imagination.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I always feel that this kid Su Meng seems to be intentionally lowering the public's sense of awe for art.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh? Lowering the sense of awe?\" Mr. Yu also became serious instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Guo, what did you think of? Tell me and let's study it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then said slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In these two episodes, I found that he seems to be intentionally pulling stars off their pedestals.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Letting more people see that stars are actually just ordinary people.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In addition, he seems to be very repulsed by putting art on a high pedestal and has been trying to integrate art into the lives of ordinary people.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Letting ordinary people realize that so-called art should actually serve the public, rather than being something for the public to worship.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing his words, Mr. Yu also fell into deep thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang sighed long, his voice full of emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Back in the day, my dispute with mainstream crosstalk, wasn't it the same philosophy?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Crosstalk is just a means of making a living; how can there be such high-and-mighty things?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This kid... from him, I seem to see my own shadow!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Yu nodded, then shook his head and said.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Compared to you, his methods are gentler.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It seems like nonsense, but it's like spring rain moistening things silently; he achieved his goal without anyone noticing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just like today, who would still treat rap as something unreachable?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang suddenly laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I hope this kid doesn't let me down; we'll have to pay more attention to him in the future...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the recording site, Su Meng raised his hand and waved the two broken bowl pieces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue, look, what is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah? Aren't these broken bowl pieces?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hehe, actually, they can also be clappers!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's eyeballs almost popped out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at the clappers in his hand, then looked at the broken bowl pieces in Su Meng's hand, completely confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is your mouth deaf, or are my ears dumb?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These two unrelated things, you say they are the same thing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng smiled slightly, crossed the two broken bowl pieces, and shook his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Dang-li-ge-dang, dang-li-ge-dang*...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those two broken bowl pieces rang out, the sound crisp and full of rhythm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is... Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue's pupils shrank instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is actually the rhythmic beat of clappers?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng can actually play clappers? And he played it with broken bowl pieces?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is this possible?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the others didn't understand clappers, hearing the rhythmic sound, they also became interested and widened their eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Playing the broken bowl pieces as a rhythm, Su Meng suddenly turned his head, smiled at Boss Yang, and started singing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Walk forward, look forward, sing a segment for our Honey!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? There's something about me too?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boss Yang was instantly dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng continued to sing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Walk a bit, sing a bit, Honey is really beautiful!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big Honey, so sexy, one look and you're a big boss!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not thin, not fat, one look and you're blessed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not fat, not thin, no acne on your face!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look at Honey, so beautiful, wearing a skirt and showing her legs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Braiding her hair in the back, wearing silk stockings on her long legs!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Boss Yang's face suddenly became burning hot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This little bastard, how did he sing me into it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She clamped her legs together, subconsciously covered her face, and retreated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But who would have thought, Su Meng's lyrics came out as soon as he opened his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Big Honey, you look so good, come begging with me in a while!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Follow me, go begging, I'll take you around the country!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Boss Yang really couldn't take it anymore; she quickly grabbed Su Meng, just about to interrupt him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Su Meng's lyrics had already come.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I call you, you come, we'll get rich begging together!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't pull, don't drag, do you want to fall in love with me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fall in love? Fall in love with you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dumbfounded, Boss Yang was instantly stunned, standing blankly on the spot, not knowing what to do. ===== CHAPTER 110 =====\u003C\u002Fp>",1018,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","aeb433adba77afdd5a988d135271137ae3cb9a114a67c90c89ecee0721fd1411","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-46","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-44",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]