[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-49":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930634,2633,"Chapter 49: Do women hope that Balenciaga clothes tear at the slightest touch?","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-49",49,"\u003Cp>In the Xinghai Entertainment office.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping finally came back to life and silently grabbed a handful of dirt to stuff into his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Balenciaga? That’s an international first-tier brand, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin didn’t hesitate to join him with a handful of dirt and said firmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Su Meng tore up Balenciaga clothing in public. This has dealt a devastating blow to their brand image.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Which will subsequently cause huge economic losses.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“According to my twenty years of professional experience as an agent, within ten minutes, we will receive a lawyer’s letter from Balenciaga.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And then we’ll have to pay a huge compensation… Boss, wait, don’t eat so fast, save some for later!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Ring-a-ling~~~* The phone suddenly rang like a death knell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin sighed helplessly and answered the phone with a look of resignation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, she put down the phone, her spirit still somewhat dazed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Um… Boss… should we drink some tea?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm? Duan Duan Jiangping suddenly had a bad premonition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Um… Balenciaga called…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Their public opinion monitoring shows that netizens now generally believe their quality is poor…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping sighed and opened his mouth to gulp down a few mouthfuls of the northwest wind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But… their sales volume just skyrocketed… by 17%!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“*Cough, cough, cough!!!*” Duan Duan Jiangping suddenly began to cough loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What did you say? Their quality is poor, yet their sales volume actually went up?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The expression on Sister Qin’s face became even stranger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Their data shows that of this new sales volume, 10% was bought by men, and 90% was bought by women.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So… do women hope that Balenciaga clothes… tear at the slightest touch?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What? Duan Duan Jiangping was completely bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Am I old? Have I become disconnected from the times?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly, a boy should never try to guess a girl’s heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No wonder I, a dignified entertainment company boss, can’t even manage to pull off any ‘unspoken rules.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin stabbed another knife into his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Balenciaga called just now because they want to collaborate with Su Meng…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before she could finish, the phone rang again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After putting down the phone, Sister Qin’s voice was even stranger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Um, just now, an adult products company wanted to find Su Meng for an endorsement…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hahahahaha…” Duan Duan Jiangping was stunned for a while, then suddenly burst into loud laughter, laughing until tears streamed down his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he picked up the tea canister and poured it all into the teapot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come, come, drink tea! Boss, I’ll treat you to tea… wait!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duan Duan Jiangping’s expression suddenly changed, and he stared fixedly at Sister Qin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did you just say… you have twenty years of professional experience as an agent?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sister Qin froze instantly, and a sad sound of a *suona* horn faintly echoed in her ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The melody was so sorrowful and mournful that it made one’s heart ache and eyes tear up, causing Sister Qin’s tears to flow instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, Sister Qin jumped up, pulled open the office door, and roared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who the hell is playing Su Meng’s ‘Grand Funeral’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An employee raised their hand tremblingly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Um, Sister Qin, I just miss my late seventh great-uncle…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Listening to Su Meng’s music shouldn’t… be against the law, right?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the livestream, the chat had completely exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Holy crap, Su Meng is this dedicated? He really got a tattered outfit to wear?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sisters, the quality of Hailan House clothes is so good, what are you waiting for? Buy one for your husband that he can wear for three years; think of how much money you’ll save for cosmetics!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So Balenciaga’s quality is this bad? And my girlfriend still wants to buy it? She really doesn’t know how to live frugally. We’re breaking up!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The guy above is destined to be single!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Destined to be single +1!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Destined to be single!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it! I’m not pretending anymore! I’m laying my cards on the table! I bought Balenciaga just so you guys could tear it! Do you really have to make me spell it out?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Make ‘you guys’? May I ask the lady above how to interpret the word ‘guys’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Same question about the word ‘guys’ +1!” ===== CHAPTER 117 =====\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>“Same question about the word ‘guys’ +9527!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Balenciaga is so expensive; those who can afford Balenciaga are the elite.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The elite? The person above seems to be making a dirty joke, but I have no evidence.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ahhhhh~~~~ Brother Su Meng, I bought Balenciaga, come tear me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Su Meng said he’s skilled at tearing women’s clothes? I smiled knowingly…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The person above is overthinking it. Based on my years of experience as a ‘flower-picker,’ Su Meng’s technique is clearly wrong. He’s an amateur, purely here to show off.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Exactly, to tear Balenciaga, you should tear the stockings. Why are you tearing a jacket? And the force needs to be half-torn, half-intact, revealing just a glimpse—that’s the highest realm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Worship the ‘Madou’ master!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Worship the ‘Madou’ master +1!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Worship the ‘Madou’ master +1024!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, is this the police? There are a few escaped fish from ‘Madou’ here…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Deng Deng Ziqi, let’s hurry and set off!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hua Hua Chenyu was about to go crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>‘Madou’! No, damn it! Is this Su Meng poisonous?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Standing next to him, how could I possibly have any popularity left?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No, I must stay far away from him!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Deng Deng Deng Ziqi shook her head helplessly, but what else could she do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who told her to lose at rock-paper-scissors?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, being with Su Meng would be the interesting thing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s go, let’s go. Let’s find a place to be a rapper and make some money.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although she was reluctant, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi still followed Hua Hua Chenyu as they walked out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She just kept muttering to herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First line goes up↗”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Second line goes down↘”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Third line add ‘skr’.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Finally, ‘hold-on’…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sharpening the spear at the last minute↗, even if it’s not sharp, it’ll still shine↘, reverse, turn the wheel, cut ‘skr’, remember the rhyme ‘hold-on’…” ===== CHAPTER 118 =====\u003C\u002Fp>",1001,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","41a9bb3c8195ef0a201533af5998c1b1c060bfcdf6016705b386b8b5e866fafc","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-50","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-48",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]