[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-58":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930643,2633,"Chapter 58","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-58",58,"\u003Cp>\"Little Sasuke, he was originally a second-generation official in Konoha Village, but domestic violence cost him his life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Roar... the scene instantly erupted into a burst of laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You're actually singing Naruto clappers?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Depressed child Uchiha? Second-generation official in Konoha Village?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You really thought of that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xiao Xiao Xiao Yueyue was even more sluggish, falling into deep self-doubt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng's rhythm remained steady as he continued to sing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"On this day, Konoha Elementary School divided classes, and the homeroom teacher was Kakashi.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There were three students in the class, Haruno Sakura had mental problems.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The study committee member Uchiha, and the trash little Uzumaki.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi, Kakashi took out a small bell with one hand, and picked up 'Make-Out Paradise' with the other.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Entrance exam to grab the bell, whoever grabs it is the strongest!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good Naruto, used the Shadow Clone Jutsu.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But only saw little Narutos everywhere in the east, west, south, north, southeast, northeast, southwest, and northwest!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi, used the chakra in his body, used the secret technique 'Thousand Years of Death', hurting Naruto's little chrysanthemum...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hahahaha... the audience at the scene laughed until they were swaying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From Su Meng's first line until now, the laughter never stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You actually turned the Naruto story into clappers?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this something a normal person would do?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But why does this Naruto clapper piece get more addictive the more you listen to it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience below was laughing crazily, but Su Meng on stage was completely unaffected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His pronunciation and articulation were clear, and even amidst the huge laughter, it was still clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only was the singing full of flavor, but his eyes, movements, and posture were delicate, realistic, and vivid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Deyun Society, Guo Dagang and Yu Qian couldn't help but clap and cheer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The apprentices were all confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where did you get these Naruto clappers?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No, let's not talk about the lyrics first, the key is how are you singing so awesomely?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people subconsciously cast their gaze toward Gao Feng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, in the Deyun Society, his clapper level is the highest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone also subconsciously compared Su Meng with Gao Feng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But looking over, they saw Gao Feng's eyes wide open, his chin already dropped to the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Su Meng on the screen, he was already stupid...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng on stage was already getting more and more into the zone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Seeing Naruto couldn't hold on, Sasuke aimed and shot a kunai.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi was hit and lost his life, but look closely, it was the Konoha Substitution Jutsu.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uchiha Sasuke got anxious and used the Fire Style Fireball Jutsu!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Puff! Puff! Puff!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Spitting divine fire from his mouth, whoosh whoosh whoosh, the divine fire surrounded Kakashi.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thick smoke rose, flames soared, golden snakes darted, fireballs turned red!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Kakashi was burned by the divine fire, the Uchiha clan is truly strong!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This time, little Sasuke passed the assessment!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next time, Team 7 declares war on the Land of Waves!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The clappers tapped a few more times and finally stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the scene was already crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it, this Naruto clapper piece is too addictive?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laughter, applause, and cheers intertwined, almost blowing the roof off the exhibition center.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The livestream was in chaos, and the comments were scrolling like a waterfall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! He's actually doing it for real?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way? It's really Naruto clappers? This is too out of place, but why do I just want to laugh?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why does everything become unserious the moment it gets into Su Meng's hands?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha, Su Meng made me re-recognize clappers, re-recognize traditional clappers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Didn't expect Su Meng to like anime too? A kindred spirit, truly a kindred spirit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dang-li-ge-dang, dang-li-ge-dang, bamboo clappers hit like this, let's not talk about other things, let's talk about the depressed child Uchiha.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is the person above a disciple of Su the Beggar? My respects, my respects.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a mansion in the Imperial Capital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gaunt old man raised his hand with some difficulty, his voice weak.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good! Good performance! It's sung really well!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even compared to my master, it's not bad.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Call your Uncle Yu in a while and tell him I really don't know this piece.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm old, my brain can't turn anymore.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These lyrics... why can't I understand them?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This old man suffering from a serious illness was none other than Uncle Yu's master, the old-generation crosstalk master Shi Shi Fukuan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him, his son couldn't help but gasp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master Shi Shi Fukuan's master? That was the famous Gao Gao Fengshan!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A famous master of a generation, who reached the pinnacle in clappers, the founder of the \"Gao Style Clappers\", one of the three major clapper schools!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This young man can actually be mentioned in the same breath as Gao Gao Fengshan?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he didn't dare to refute and agreed seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't worry, Dad, I'll call in a while.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's just that they didn't notice that in the corner of the room, the little grandson was already laughing on the floor... Chuan.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>On the stage, Su Meng felt comfortable seeing such a lively atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you all satisfied with this clapper piece?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Satisfied! Very satisfied~~~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good performance!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Su Meng is so handsome!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng chuckled, cupped his hands, and continued.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you all like to listen, I'll put in more effort today and sing a few more pieces for you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Please enjoy the traditional clapper piece 'Ultraman Battles Little Monsters'!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless people at the scene and in the livestream burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You ruined Naruto and that wasn't enough, you're not letting Ultraman go either?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the stage, Su Meng had already started singing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The red flag rises in the Land of Light, Ultraman heroes count Eighty!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eighty is eight thousand years old, came to the Space Garrison, public institutions have prospects.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"On this day, a big monster appeared on Earth, Crescent is invincible.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He kicked over a small car with one foot, and hit a small plane with one hand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Scaring humans into screaming, they invited, they invited the Earth Defense Team's monster nemesis.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The team members took out small pistols but didn't scratch the monster's skin at all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The common people were in an uproar, each one more anxious than the next.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At this time, someone walked from afar, two eyes shining, showing pride and fortitude.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You ask who came, Defense Team member Yamato Takeshi, opened his mouth and shouted Eighty!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This shout, scared the enemy, this shout, the Earth's people's worries vanished.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This shout, Ultraman Eighty arrived, this shout, to single-handedly fight the monster...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Su Meng sang more and more happily, and the atmosphere below the stage was getting higher and higher.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laughter, applause, and cheers were endless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My favorite Ultraman was sung into a clapper piece, and it actually sounds so good?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Addictive, isn't it?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Two-zero-seven\"...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Deyun Society, Guo Dagang was shaking his head and listening to the clappers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Occasionally shouting 'good'.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Yu, on the other hand, suddenly frowned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Guo, this Ultraman... why does it sound so familiar?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang was reminded by him and also discovered the abnormality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Surname Ao, name Te, courtesy name Eighty? Why does this name feel a bit wrong.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Earth? Monster? Car? Plane? Pistol?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Yu, Su Meng said earlier... this is a traditional clapper piece?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The many young people behind couldn't help it anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, they slapped the table and laughed loudly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Master, you are truly old... no, Master is forever young, forever living in our hearts...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pah, pah, pah!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the appearance of the many disciples, Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu finally realized something was wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang scanned the audience and pointed to Qin Qin Xiaoxian, who was laughing the loudest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Qin Qin Xiaoxian, tell me, where is the punchline of this piece?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Qin Xiaoxian stiffened instantly, the expression on his face changing from laughter to crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That... Master... do you really want to hear it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Speak!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master, the piece Su Meng just sang... is adapted from 'Ultraman'...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The piece 'Three Heroes Battle Kakashi' just now was adapted from the island country's anime 'Naruto'.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng broke the dimensional wall this time, air-dropping clappers into the 2D world...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"By the way, Master, do you believe in light?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu were instantly stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ultraman? Anime? 2D world? Dimensional wall? What the hell is all this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You're telling me this is a traditional clapper piece?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I'll believe your nonsense!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the disciples laughing until they were bent over, Guo Dagang couldn't hold his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slammed the table and stood up, his face flushed with anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he was about to scold someone, Guo Guo Qilin jumped up, his voice changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Quick, quick! Call 120! My dad is not doing well!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The laughter at the scene stopped abruptly, becoming deathly silent...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the stage, Su Meng was already killing it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I took care of the anime fans just now, so we have to treat the game fans equally.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, come, come, I'll put in more effort and perform a traditional clapper piece for everyone, 'Mario Saves the Beauty'!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Blue sky, yellow ground, white clouds smiling in the sky.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Rows of bricks floating in the sky, pipes rising from the ground.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There is a black evil leader named Bowser, who kidnapped the little princess.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sent his subordinates Goombas, the Nintendo world is in crisis.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Watching the world being shrouded in darkness, at this time, Mario fell from the sky.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I only saw him, wearing a small red M hat, two mustaches curling up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Overalls, white gloves, short little legs that can jump.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hero saves the beauty, shining brightly, the plumber has arrived.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Arrived before my eyes, Bowser's castle, little Mario has joy and sorrow in his heart.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How can I defeat him alone, I need to invite some helpers to urge the enemy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Invited, invited brother Luigi, wearing a green hat, not anxious.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Red Fortress Jeep, Tank Battle, two pieces of iron.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ninja Turtles sitting in the middle, Miner carrying a mummy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cuba soldiers throwing grenades, Donkey Kong throwing barrels is truly invincible.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mega Man carrying Double Dragon, Three-Eyed Boy leading the little pig.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pac-Man in the circus, Takahashi Meijin riding a dragon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Whoosh, old Bowser spitting divine fire from his mouth, Red Shadow warriors coming to the rescue.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just heard a crack, Tetris chopping down.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is dreaming back to the summer of youth, and now playing the Famicom again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Awesome (voice crack)!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Su Meng is too handsome!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene erupted into huge cheers again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If everyone just thought it was funny during 'Three Heroes Battle Kakashi'.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Ultraman Battles Little Monsters' had already made them completely hyped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, the battle scenes in tokusatsu films were mediocre, but being sung by Su Meng with clappers, it was high-octane.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this third piece, 'Mario Saves the Beauty', sang about nostalgia.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Super Mario, Tank Battle, Pac-Man, Tetris...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These classic games, even if many young people haven't played them, have heard the names.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the livestream, many middle-aged people had already started the nostalgia mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I remember going to a classmate's house to play Famicom when I was a kid, I didn't even care about eating, my mom brought me back with a broom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1891,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","4a82e7bd45ad3d35b131ce29d545148ab85acbd923c41a9c7b3bd720ef1d690a","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-59","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-57",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]