[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta":3,"chapter-entertainment-told-to-stay-grounded-you-start-ta-entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-60":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Entertainment: I Was Told to Be Down-to-Earth, Not Handle Funerals",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},1930645,2633,"Chapter 60","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-60",60,"\u003Cp>\"Why bring a ladder?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nonsense, if I don't bring a ladder, can I poke your thigh?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two sang and performed, actually performing crosstalk on stage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the transition was very smooth, and the audience below didn't notice it at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the contrary, they were amused by the two, extremely hyped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the scene rose wave after wave, continuously soaring, as if the air had been ignited.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha, Old Guo 4.4, the two kids are making fun of you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Deyun Society, Uncle Yu laughed out loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the many apprentices didn't dare to laugh openly, their shoulders were shrugging, obviously suppressing their laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang nodded, looking a bit surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng can also perform crosstalk?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This whole set is ad-libbed, the performance is very solid.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle Yu looked at Su Meng on the screen, his eyes full of doting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't know who taught this kid, he has quite a bit of ability.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He performs crosstalk decently, and plays the clappers well too.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's just these lyrics... but looking at the audience's reaction, it seems young people like it? This is weird.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Guo, one thing is one thing, among your disciples, few can compare.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Emmmmm... the apprentices instantly became autistic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Uncle, you praise people, why do you have to drag me along?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the livestream, netizens also laughed into a group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ouch, Su Meng, do you want to laugh me to death and then inherit my eight-million villa?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Little brother above, send me a message, I'll bring my own Balenciaga...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap, I thought Su Meng was a bit silly before, why does he feel so funny today?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way, no way, you guys haven't noticed yet? These two are performing crosstalk!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Haha, making fun of Guo Dagang, aren't you afraid Teacher Guo will hit your knees?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Performing crosstalk? Performing crosstalk at an anime convention? Why do I feel it's weird?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I don't know if it's weird, anyway, I only know that Su Meng performed crosstalk at an anime convention, and the audience was actually hyped...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the stage, Su Meng was performing crosstalk while secretly paying attention to the audience's reaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that the atmosphere had become hot again, he couldn't help but nod secretly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's time to start the next wave of operations...\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene had risen, Su Meng nodded secretly and brought the topic back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your master said it's okay for you to lose face, anyway your skin is thick, but the craft of clappers cannot lose face!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master really understands me, then what should we do?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So your master sent a top clapper expert to show off his skills properly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Really? Where is that expert?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That expert is handsome, dashing, and romantic. Standing on this stage is radiant. You know who it is, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, Master, you flatter me, I'm embarrassed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Liu Liu Liu Tianxian, bring me my forty-meter machete... no need to bring a ladder!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, I was wrong, it's you, it's you, it's you! You are handsome, dashing, and romantic, okay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That's right, don't look at your small eyes, but at least you're not blind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then brother, which piece is this top expert going to perform?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you stumbled on traditional clappers, I must regain face with traditional clappers, so let's perform 'Red Willow Building'. Are you all willing to listen? Or willing to listen? Or willing to listen?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Willing to listen!\" The audience below was also very supportive and shouted in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although it's traditional clappers, this is sung by Su Meng!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as it's sung by Su Meng, we love to listen!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"'Red Willow Building'?\" In the Deyun Society, many people exclaimed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Guo Dagang and Uncle Yu looked surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You know, this clapper piece is a tongue twister, known for its high difficulty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you pull out so many people from the Deyun Society, few can sing it completely and accurately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention singing it well and with flavor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This Su Meng actually wants to challenge 'Red Willow Building'?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Guo Dagang pondered for a moment and said slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Gao Feng, your clapper level is the highest here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Listen carefully in a while and see how his performance is.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At Shi Shi Fukuan's house, the old man sat down again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The anger on his face had dissipated quite a bit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"'Red Willow Building'? He really dares to challenge.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then let me see how much ability you really have...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the stage, Su Meng had already opened his posture again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Rain falls from the sky, water flows on the ground, summer goes and winter comes, there is an end.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wild geese fly south knowing cold and warmth, the sun and moon alternate and travel on their own.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm talking about, on the west bank of the Haihe River, at Liulintou, a new Red Willow Building was built...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although it was a proper traditional clapper piece, it made some audience members who were looking forward to Su Meng's antics a bit surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Su Meng sang clearly and nicely, full of flavor, which made everyone listen seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The beginning of this piece is easier to say, but the lyrics later are all kinds of tongue twisters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when Su Meng said them, every word was clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"On this day, this Old Qiu Tou, wanted to use his slippery, black-looking black loach to trade with Old Liu Tou for that flat-brained, flat-headed, flat-nosed, flat-mouthed, flat-white-white-flat turtle dove.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Old Liu Tou heard this and flattened his head, saying he wasn't willing, to trade my flat-brained, flat-headed, flat-nosed, flat-mouthed, flat-white-white-flat turtle dove for your slippery, black-looking black loach...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Saying this long string of words in one breath, Su Meng's breath didn't mess up at all, as if he didn't need to breathe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But countless audience members at the scene and in the livestream subconsciously held their breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only after this long string was finished did they let out a long breath, and then they realized their lungs were about to explode and their heads were a bit dizzy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...only then did I know, it was because: the dog bit the monkey, the monkey scratched the dog, the dog bumped into the old willow bucket and buckled the dog, the bucket didn't buckle the dog but buckled the old cow, the bucket buckled the old cow and the old cow roared, the cow's roar scared the monkey into trembling, that bald-tailed monkey, only then knocked over a jar of black loaches, climbed up the willow tree, and released six flat-brained, flat-headed, flat-nosed, flat-mouthed, flat-white-white-flat turtle doves...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Awesome!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother Su Meng is so amazing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Su Meng is so great! Su Meng is so fierce!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another long string of extremely high-difficulty tongue twisters, making the exhibition center explode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless people shouted crazily.\u003C\u002Fp>",1128,"2026-06-14T05:02:39.376Z","2026-06-14T06:01:34.412Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","99b7e964895601ecfab61cb280c05ce3ec2521e72669ad90dad113742affd4f5","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-61","entertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-chapter-59",277,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fentertainment-i-was-told-to-be-down-to-earth-not-cover.jpg"]